What is the worst song ever?Music

[Callum B]

Anything made by Cannibal Corpse. Now I love metal at it's most brutal, but Cannibal Corpse is just a joke. For an example search Hammer Smashed Face. Can't directly link because of profanity right in the preview screen.

 

[Bo]

Anything made by Cannibal Corpse. Now I love metal at it's most brutal, but Cannibal Corpse is just a joke. For an example search Hammer Smashed Face. Can't directly link because of profanity right in the preview screen.

Wow that's bad. Does that even count as singing?

 

[Callum B]

Wow that's bad. Does that even count as singing?

My theory is this. His mates thought it very amusing to rush in while he was constipated and record his voice. One thing leads to another and here we are they're selling 1000's of copies. Aliens?

 

[Sonygamer455]

I think this tops everything...
NSFWJust a quick warning

It is not tuneful. It is dull. It is repetitive. It is an absolute load of drivel.
Look at these lyrics -
"I know what the girl them want, London to Taiwan"
"Uno, met a friend in Rio
Dos, she was all on me-o"
Then 2 Chainz somehow brings it even further down with his painfully awful attempt at making music.

Eww I see what you mean. I heard this song recently and it definitely is not tuneful. Kind of an odd song for Jason Derulo in my opinion.

Lastly, what the heck is 2 Chains doing on this song? He has a absolutely no business being on this track!

 

[JAHHAJ]

Lastly, what the heck is 2 Chains doing on this song? He has a absolutely no business being on this track!

Because he has to be on every song just to annoy you

 

[Bo]

Okay... some of you may remember the band X-Ray Sun from GT4. The song featured was called Animalised, and it was well off key, the chorus was a din and the lyrics were just stupid. However, it was funny. This song by them however is just crap, and it shows they need to find a new singer and get some better lyrics:



EDIT - These songs are just drivel. One line I picked up on was "So refined... Pharmacist"
I mean, what the hell?

 

[GranTurismo916]

From GT6:


The intro is great, but when the singing starts...WTF?
(SMALL LANGUAGE WARNING)

 

[Sonygamer455]

Because he has to be on every song just to annoy you

I literally laughed out loud when I saw this. At least it isn't Young Kaos that is on there, he makes even 2 Chains seem talented.

Quite honestly "Talk dirty to me" is not the first song I have heard that contained a rapper that had business being on there.

 

[Bo]

From GT6:


The intro is great, but when the singing starts...WTF?
(SMALL LANGUAGE WARNING)

I actually like that song a fair bit. At least it's not Animalised

 

[A2K78]

Pretty much any produced in this day and age

 

[sumbrownkid]

Anything Bieber.

 

[Sage Ages]

 

[terminator363]

 

[NoobMan DS]

LANGUAGE WARNING

BIRDMAN HANDRUB

 

[2clicks]

"So refined... Pharmacist"
I mean, what the hell?

They were probably all high as kites when they recorded that.

 

[Bo]

They were probably all high as kites when they recorded that.

I've got the first verse if anyone's interested...

Anodine, Friend of mine,
Lunar white, So refined,
Synthesis, Powder fist,
So refined, Pharmacist

Really, what the hell?

 

[2clicks]

I've got the first verse if anyone's interested...

Anodine, Friend of mine,
Lunar white, So refined,
Synthesis, Powder fist,
So refined, Pharmacist

Really, what the hell?

If it's possible, search for the song at songmeanings.com, although I doubt anyone on that site will be able to draw a substantial conclusion.

 

[Bo]

If it's possible, search for the song at songmeanings.com, although I doubt anyone on that site will be able to draw a substantial conclusion.

No chance... all of their songs are literally rhyming drivel. "Animalised", which was in GT4, featured this second verse -

Brushing in my teeth, Brushing in my teeth,
My, My, My, Tiny bits of tea,
And i'm feeling good, Yeah i'm feeling good,
Got me feeling, Got me feeling like I really should,
Kiss it if it moves, Kiss it if it moves,
K, K, Kiss it if it moves,
Kill it if it's quick, Kill it if it's quick,
K, K, K, K, Kill

As I said, rhyming drivel.

 

[DK]

@Danny - look, it's your l33tsp33k-using twin!

 

[Stephan]

Only songs that Pentatonix recreates, I hated it when they recreated Get Lucky from Daft Punk and Pharrell Williams
But I hated the most is Justin Bieber and One Direction.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Any new song by Sean Paul. Really lost his vibe and became techno. Not that there's anything wrong with techno. It's just that, Jamaican rap and techno don't mix. Ever.

NSFW (just I'm case)

 

[Bo]

That's by far the funniest thing i've seen in a while

EDIT - No, let's have more D4NNY

 

[Silver-Sylph]

Anything from cannibal corpse, when a dog can bark into the mic and sound better than youve got a problem.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Won't be a problem with DMX.... he naturally barks

 

[Danny]

@Danny - look, it's your l33tsp33k-using twin!

Y'know for someone who sings the word 'goodbye' 8 times in the first 30 seconds, he's not doing quite enough god damn leaving for my liking.

 

[Bo]

Dear God, this guy's bad



EDIT - I just listened to it more, I don't think i've ever experienced something as hilarious as this

Seriously, I can't stop laughing

 

[SpeedyishOlly]

 

[The Stig Farmer]

YEAH! Big house or-whatever-it's-called-today song about selfies feat. The Hoff!

Popular music!



I personally find that it offers an interesting social commentary...

 

[SpeedyishOlly]

Maybe, but it's still very irritating.

 

[The Stig Farmer]

Maybe, but it's still very irritating.

Of course.

I really don't like it in case you were worrying...