What is the worst song ever?Music

[Terronium-12]

Why would you embed that?

You people suck.

 

[Moglet]

She Wolf?! How DARE you! That song is amazing for the "awoo!" bit alone

 

[DK]

You have to agree though, Shakira is undeniably sexy.
On Chipmunk:
Anyone who likes him, in my opinion, is a chav who shop(lift)s at ASDA and has a Vauxhall Corsa with 1 litre engine that they think is like a Bugatti Veyron - mainly because they stole a Bugatti badge and put it on their car.

Anything with "Autotune" on it

What about Jay-Z's "Death Of Autotune"?

 

[T-Squared]

 

[Pitracer100]

Anything with "Autotune" on it

You might as well say almost all rap from 2007 and up.

I swallowed chunks during this song.

 

[hambone8611]

Anything sung (or rapped, or what-the-hell-ever it is) by any rapper. Period.

yep. I guess that generation gap keeps gettin bigger and begger [for me anayway]

 

[hambone8611]

You might as well say almost all rap from 2007 and up.

I swallowed chunks during this song.

I wish I did not push that play button what was I thinking.

 

[Northstar]

This thread is starting to make me think about going into isolation.

 

[Omnis]

That Chipmunk guy is a joke.

Anyway, this song has the honor of being an awesome song with awful lyrics. It's really a joke lol.

 

[Irons]

The lead singer sounds like he's trying to impersonate Rob Halford (and failing at it I might add)

 

[Clark]

Dude, I hate you.

Perhaps I'm not one to criticize as I can't sing worth a damn, but my god that's just horrible. Please tell me that every song isn't about a girl....

What's even worse is that last christmas, they [Scouting For Girls] covered Fairy Tale Of New York.

Also, how come nobody's said anything Basshunter yet?

 

[DK]

Also, how come nobody's said anything Basshunter yet?

He's very popular here in Ireland with working-class youths, a.k.a. "skangers". But yeah, I think he sucks.

 

[Pitracer100]

Here's an honorable mention.
It has a good message, but no cigar.

 

[DK]

Here's an honorable mention.
It has a good message, but no cigar.

Dude, I loved that video! I lolled my arse off!

 

[Anghammarad]

5. Stevie Wonder / I Just Call To Say I Love You (hate that song!)

The thing that makes this so unbelievably bad is not so much the song itself which is just "no good at all", but the fact that it is written and performed by Stevie Wonder. If you look up the word "groove" in an encyclopedia there's a very big chance that you will see a picture of him next to it and that someone who has penned and performed groove machines such as Superstitious, Higher Ground, I was made to love her and Master Blaster (Jammin) among many others publishes this wooden piece of crap is just impossible to understand.

 

[Daniel]

anything Soulja Boy... unless it has travis barker in it
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[adam46]

Anything played on any schoolbus... ANYWHERE!!!!

 

[TB]

Anything played on any schoolbus... ANYWHERE!!!!

Not true. 99 BoBotW and Wheels on the Bus are awesome.

 

[ell470]

macarena.........

man I hate that song......

 

[Apok]

Here is some nonsense for you guys


As a joke I searched for lyrics of that song and.... there are lyrics of it on the internet. What is the world coming to!
Catchy...
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[ell470]

Here is some nonsense for you guys


As a joke I searched for lyrics of that song and.... there are lyrics of it on the internet. What is the world coming to!
Catchy...
aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus

That song is actually pretty funny, I almost drove my car off the road the first time I heard that song on the radio

 

[Apok]

That song is actually pretty funny

So are many many more songs that were posted here, but think about it. It is incredibly stupid and annoying after a certain time.

 

[ell470]

So are many many more songs that were posted here, but think about it. It is incredibly stupid and annoying after a certain time.

No, it was stupid and annoying to begin with, but still funny, I can't really figure out how they can let songs like that surface at all, I mean, don't they have any self respect??

 

[Scaff]

New contender....




...once again, really sorry for this.


Scaff

 

[Stevisiov]

Sack the singer.

In fact, sack the lot of them.

 

[Apok]

Never listening to anything from Scaff.... ever
That other song was bad enough

 

[supersquirrel]

its funny how its absolute garbage and the drummer only uses 1/4 of the drums...

 

[Alex.]

Anything sung (or rapped, or what-the-hell-ever it is) by any rapper. Period.

That's a very closed minded view. Not all rap is about grills and women. Some songs out there have a deep meaning and clever lyrics. I'm pretty sure there isn't a single swear in that song either.



I love this kind of music, but it's not my favorite genre.

 

[Northstar]

New contender....

...once again, really sorry for this.


Scaff

If I wasn't already atheist that would make me one.

God, if you want to show me you exist never allow them to go near a musical instrument again and rip out the singers vocal chords.

 

[Danisfast]

Honourable mention goes to this:



...which sounds like Jay-Z throwing up on 'A Message to You Rudy' by The Specials. I'm also going to credit it with having the most hysterical lyrics I've ever heard, including "I've been talkin' bout my new diamond rings, because my new diamond rings, they're the s**t", and "if you're listenin' to me, you gon be listenin' to them". That makes so much sense it hurts a little.

Language warning on Alvin, Simon and Theodore's song, by the way.

I have colleagues in work who like to listen to this. I don't normally like to criticise other peoples' taste in music due to it's strongly subjective nature. But these people don't realise that although what they're listening to is similar to other genuinely good songs, it doesn't mean that this is also anything like it in terms of quality. (Sigh...) Ignorance must indeed be bliss...

Anyway, I put forth Des'Ree and the (what I would quite politely describe as) bizarre lyrics of her song, 'Life', for nomination (if, indeed I am the first). I ask that people read the lyrics, listen to the song, and then ask themselves how they ever allowed themselves to fall prey to this;

Life
Ooh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh life
Oh life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbits' tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life

So after all's said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world
In a beautiful balloon