What is the worst song ever?Music

[Prosthetic]

Whats wrong with Rage?

 

[Irons]

Whats wrong with Rage?

Their music fails to capture my interest. Not to mention, pretty much EVERY one of their songs are about politics. They just rub me the wrong way.

 

[Prosthetic]

Their music fails to capture my interest.

So automatically they make the worst music every... Right?

Not to mention, pretty much EVERY one of their songs are about politics.

What else do you expect from a political rock band... Yes that is a genre... That's like saying.. I hate emo bands that talk about how ****** their life is.

They just rub me the wrong way.

Fair enough... But doesn't constitute them for creating the worst music ever.

 

[Irons]

Alright, fair enough.

Back on topic:



This song came with my MP3 player and I can't listen to 5 seconds of it because of how bad it is.

 

[Bones Brigade]

I'm just going to say that Lady Gaga is AWESOME.

 

[Northstar]

Listen at your own risk.



Disclaimer: Poster is not responsible for any hearing loss, suicidal thoughts and/or complete loss of faith in humanity.

 

[Irons]

Good god, she sounds like she's from Brooklyn...

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

Listen at your own risk.



Disclaimer: Poster is not responsible for any hearing loss, suicidal thoughts and/or complete loss of faith in humanity.

I came to this thread for the sole purpose of adding this song!

 

[Moglet]

I quite like it. It's cheesy, cheap, devoid of any real talent and she's very annoying but.....it's so damn catchy.

 

[Kylehnat]

Listen at your own risk.

Someone shoot her. This "music" is not necessary for the continued survival of humanity.

 

[Tandem]

^That reminds me why I don't listen to generic pop on the radio.

I think the worst comes from the myspace band The Devil Wears Prada. Shown below is an example.




The lead singer ruins any chance of redemption.

 

[F1KimiFreak]

I quite like it. It's cheesy, cheap, devoid of any real talent and she's very annoying but.....it's so damn catchy.

+1
Agreed!

Would like to bring up some euro-summer-trash:

Las ketchup - asejere

 

[Northstar]

That's not that bad, although as a rule of theumb if a song has a dance to go with it it's generally horrible.

Speaking of which.

 

[bergauk]

When I saw that Ke$ha was in this thread was reminded of something I said to my friend about her a little while back. Her- "omg you gotta listen to this song" Me- "sorry I'm not going to listen to someone with a money sign in their name."

Anyways I don't have any songs to contribute but I do have an artist. Alanis Morissette, I hate her music with a passion, ever since being forced to listen to "Ironic" about 20 times by my English teacher in 8th grade. Theres nothing Ironic in your song except for the title. All the scenarios presented in that song are just crappy circumstances and i was told they were all examples of irony.

 

[TsukubaTrueno]

 

[shelby_sc]

Without any exceptions - all songs of Justin Timberlake. God ... i hate this guy with his girlish voice and tearful songs

 

[boiltheocean]

No question, this is the worst song ever.



Although has sparked some rather funny facebook groups.

 

[Pitracer100]

No question, this is the worst song ever.



Although has sparked some rather funny facebook groups.

That was funny and horrible at the same time.

 

[Wardy 944]

The Firm - Star Trekkin'

In 1987 this was the UK's no.1 for two weeks

 

[DK]

Any crap Disney sells to brain-dead children, e.g. Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, High School Musical and the aptly and at the same time un-aptly named Camp Rock. They're killing the music industry with their crap! If I was to buy their CDs I'd sell it to a farmer so he can use it as manure. That's what I think of Disney's "adventure" into the music industry.

EDIT: Holy crap, I can see a look-a-like here:

Anybody think these two were separated at birth? Then again, this is coming from the guy who thinks these two are - sorry, were, before the latter's makeover - look-a-likes:

 

[Live_Fr0m_NY]

Anything with "Autotune" on it

 

[Clark]

Anything by Owl City, Scouting For Girls or The Wombats.

 

[TheCracker]

Anything by Owl City, Scouting For Girls or The Wombats.

+1 👍

 

[Moglet]

The Wombats make music that's fun very well. It always make me smile when they play anything by them in a club and I'm on the dancefloor.

 

[Terronium-12]

Anything sung (or rapped, or what-the-hell-ever it is) by any rapper. Period.

 

[Clark]

Beastie Boys is kinda' classed as rapping, so I'd disagree.

 

[Terronium-12]

Fair enough.

One question; Who the freak is (are) Scouting For Girls? Just sounds like something I'd want to ignore.

 

[Sureboss]

Go on youtube, listen to Heartbeat, by them, and you will understand everything that is so bad about them.

 

[Terronium-12]

Dude, I hate you.

Perhaps I'm not one to criticize as I can't sing worth a damn, but my god that's just horrible. Please tell me that every song isn't about a girl....

 

[Jondot]

I think I've found the holy grail.



What... is it?! What... is it?!


Honourable mention goes to this:



...which sounds like Jay-Z throwing up on 'A Message to You Rudy' by The Specials. I'm also going to credit it with having the most hysterical lyrics I've ever heard, including "I've been talkin' bout my new diamond rings, because my new diamond rings, they're the s**t", and "if you're listenin' to me, you gon be listenin' to them". That makes so much sense it hurts a little.

Language warning on Alvin, Simon and Theodore's song, by the way.