What things would you rather people not know about you?

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I think the world is better off pretty much ignoring the fact the males, from less than one year of age, are pretty much obsessed with and grabbing their penises anytime nobody is looking, and even that small courtesy only applies to males old enough to understand polite manners, and even some of them don't even bother trying to keep it to themselves.
 
Originally posted by milefile
I think the world is better off pretty much ignoring the fact the males, from less than one year of age, are pretty much obsessed with and grabbing their penises anytime nobody is looking, and even that small courtesy only applies to males old enough to understand polite manners, and even some of them don't even bother trying to keep it to themselves.
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I see that someone's been reading Freud. :lol:
 
Actually I've giving a one year old a bath. But then I realized they all do it. Even me. It's sort of unconscious I guess. But I've asked other parents and they all say that boys are obsessed with their penises, at least when they're naked. A buddy of mine tells me he always has to say "Did you lose your penis?" to his sons because the just sit there with their hands down their pants.
 
Originally posted by milefile
I think the world is better off pretty much ignoring the fact the males, from less than one year of age, are pretty much obsessed with and grabbing their penises anytime nobody is looking
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I don't really think it ends at the age 1 though. . .

Ok, who you guys, have anyone been caught in public scratching it??? How about any parents walk in on you???

My step Mom walked into me three times with girlfriends in the room and acted like nothing had happened. . . That was some funky occurrences there. . .

Also, here is one, at the tender age of 13 years old, At the happiest place on Earth Disney World in Orlando (yes I live there now) I walked into my Father and Step Mom. . . That was some messed up shiz right there. . .
 
Originally posted by miata13B
Ok, who you guys, have anyone been caught in public scratching it???
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That's like asking, "Do you have any interest in cars?" Heck, you're just not a man if it doens't itch sometimes. And we all get a "letter in the mailbox" now and then, too.

Life is beautiful, mainly because there's so many ugly things about it.
 
Originally posted by pupik
That's like asking, "Do you have any interest in cars?" Heck, you're just not a man if it doens't itch sometimes. And we all get a "letter in the mailbox" now and then, too.

Life is beautiful, mainly because there's so many ugly things about it.
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Alright then, then step it up a notch. . . Who has gotten the proverbial letter in the Mailbox while meeting a female that you like and had her point it out to you in public?
 
Not yet, but there's been some girls I've ben comfortable enough around that I can retrieve my mail whenever I need to. I've avoided contact with the letters when I'm trying no make an impression, on camera, etc.

That's why I reccomend working in a service shop. The shop is "off-stage" and you can say what you want, pick and scratch as necessary. Heck, the parts-counter is just a "laundry bin away" from becoming the proverbial high school boy's locker room.

But once you're On Stage, aiding the Lexus Guest and smiling despite the battlefield of consulting service to their fine automobiles, it's another world. We wear a mask, I say.
 
I guess I am just a plumber for these Lexus Guests, because I just clean their pipes for them : )
 
Well, they hired me. And I applied for the IT jobs, didn't get them because i wasn't qualified. However, I make more as a service consultant, so I can't complain.

Later, got to go back to work and hear more customer complaints. Good luck with the job search. I found mine on Monster, if that helps any...I just viewed all the jobs (didn't really narrow down anything) in a 20-mile radius and picked ones I'd be interested in.
 
My mom came up to my room one night, not long after I'd made that inevitable adolescent discovery... and said "I know what you're doing up here" and then just left. That was weird because I was doing it, and I can't figure out how she knew.
 
Originally posted by milefile
My mom came up to my room one night... and said "I know what you're doing up here" and then just left. That was weird because I was doing it, and I can't figure out how she knew.
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Clap you hand on the back of your neck and listen to the noise. . .


Ok, I was walked into one time at a party with this girl I had known for a while and about seven people picked the lock and opened the door. They started shooting pictures and I would doubt it if some of them showed up on the internet. At the time I was like Yeah, but now I think about it, it was quite embrassing to have that happen. . . I kinda feel violated over this. . .
 
that happened to me too...back in july, there was this party, and i was drunk, and i was having fun with this girl......anyways it was in the bathroom and some ppl sniped shots of me and her...they circulated around for quite a bit but i dont care...she was hot:lol:
 
 

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Hey F.Zamataki, ever read the Terms Of Service?

The Terms Of Service
* No slang words that promote laziness, ie; "r", "u", "plz", etc.

* Half decent grammar is expected. Use of capital letters
starting sentences is looked upon favorably. Spelling
half decently is also encouraged.
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Did I say I had a girlfriend? I don't ever remember saying that. And at least I don't fabricate one to show off to a bunch of people who I will never meet in person, and order people to give her a 10 on some pathetic, horndog website.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
So you are saying that you have one of the highest IQs on GTP? Why does that seem a little far-fetched to me?
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No, I dont know what other peoples IQs are but mine is somewhere between 120 and 130.
 
What things would I rather people not know? Well . . . stuff, of course, lots of stuff.

Or maybe not. :lol:

I try to live as if I'm constantly under video. Actually most of the time I really am. I feel like Truman.
I read once that one must live never to be ashamed of anything one has done or said. Sarte? Bach? Anyway . . . that's hard to do, easy to say.
Another time I read about these Akashic Records that have everything we even think recorded in them. That would make for some good viewing, I guess.

If there is something I would be embarrassed about, it's the fact that I've started smoking again. Something I have to hide from my kids; they know I've started smoking again, but the have never seen me smoke (throughout their lifetimes - always hid it from them.)
 

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