What's Australia like?
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kangarros are everywhere. there are more of them than people. their army even has special op kangaroos equipped with TNT in their bags that can jump behind enemy lines and then blow things up.
they eat BBQ for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
they all drive around in road trains, but thanks to the general emptiness in the outback the congestion isn't all that bad.
santa claus hates australia because its always a sweaty job for him down under and he can't take his clothes of because that would scare the children.
every children flies to school in its own cessna.
oh and for the americans: australia is not in the alps!
they eat BBQ for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
they all drive around in road trains, but thanks to the general emptiness in the outback the congestion isn't all that bad.
santa claus hates australia because its always a sweaty job for him down under and he can't take his clothes of because that would scare the children.
every children flies to school in its own cessna.
oh and for the americans: australia is not in the alps!
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They like to throw shrimps on the barbie and they all drink Fosters.
Is it true that some cars are fitted with breathalysers on the ignition that won't start unless you're below the legal limit? If so, is it also true that you can find rows of cars sitting running outside pubs while the owners are inside drinking?
Is it true that some cars are fitted with breathalysers on the ignition that won't start unless you're below the legal limit? If so, is it also true that you can find rows of cars sitting running outside pubs while the owners are inside drinking?
Pink_the_Floyd
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vladimir
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vladimir
I know its not in the alps, its in the andies. DUH!
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- ceiling_fan
I just read the most common pizza topping in Austraila is eggs. True?
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vladimir
I'm abandoning my family, home, friends, and current lifestyle to start a new life in this magical land.
Evolution.
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1 word...
VEGEMITE!
No wait...thats New Zealand.
VEGEMITE!
No wait...thats New Zealand.
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- TwinTurboJay
Well, there is a funny gravitational thing there that when you through a certain kind of stick, it comes back to you,
Also, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people...
Also, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people...
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- guska_Cryotank
- guska1984
a6m5Aussie Pizza looks awesome.How do you make that? Do you fry it first? or just dump the raw egg on the pizza and put it in the oven?
Crack a raw egg onto a hawiian pizza, throw it in the oven, and Bob's your uncle!
Kangaroos are not as common as everyone seems to think, we do not have them bouncing down the streets, and eating our food...although there was that ONE time...
I have yet to see anyone who wasn't crazy wearing a cork hat.
We like to have a BBQ maybe once a week, if that, and only when the mates and family come around, and then we get quite drunk. Fun times!
There are cities here, we don't all live in the outback, or talk like Crocodile Dundee/Steve Erwin, and yes, we do have modern conveniences (power, water, telephone, highspeed internet).
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- Revolution52
No no, not shrimps, prawns!amp88
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gOoSeTeR
Kangaroos are actually pretty common. You can buy them at pretty much any butcher or Supermarket
Apparently Australia is the only place where it's legal to eat the animals on your Coat of Arms. (Kangaroo and Emu).
Now....How about a BBQ'd Kangaroo pizza with Egg?
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- bboygen / GTP_Gen
Roo meat and Croc meat tastes nice.
Just think the American suburbs, and you've pretty much got Australia with it's own ethnic mix. In the Western Sydney area, we have 4 dominant groups, Asians, Islanders, Lebanese, and Caucasians (Yea I'm generalizing). It's hugely racist between the groups, especially between Lebanese and Islanders. It's just the attitude that both groups have when the teenagers are out in full force.
Food is pretty much the same as America, just less fatty. Toyota's are the most common cars with Holden coming in as a close second. There are a lot of imported cars around here, You usually see about 10 R33 GTS-T in about a day if you go to the CBD (Although that is slowly dwindling and being replaced with ER34's and R32 GTRS). You see much less rice on the streets compared to probably America.
Ermm... Anybody else wanna ask something because that's all I can top off.
Just think the American suburbs, and you've pretty much got Australia with it's own ethnic mix. In the Western Sydney area, we have 4 dominant groups, Asians, Islanders, Lebanese, and Caucasians (Yea I'm generalizing). It's hugely racist between the groups, especially between Lebanese and Islanders. It's just the attitude that both groups have when the teenagers are out in full force.
Food is pretty much the same as America, just less fatty. Toyota's are the most common cars with Holden coming in as a close second. There are a lot of imported cars around here, You usually see about 10 R33 GTS-T in about a day if you go to the CBD (Although that is slowly dwindling and being replaced with ER34's and R32 GTRS). You see much less rice on the streets compared to probably America.
Ermm... Anybody else wanna ask something because that's all I can top off.
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- VIPERGTS01
Australia is not really as most people think it is,
*We have citys where most people live, Kangaroos don't roam in them.
*We don't drink fosters.
*I have never seen a pizza with a egg on it like that.
*I have never tried kangaroo meat but I have seen it available at butchers.
*I have never been to a BBQ where shrimp/prawns as been cooked on it.
*Its prawns!
*What Americans call 'thong' we call G-string and our 'thongs' are what Americans call 'flip-flops'.
*I don't use the word 'mate' unless joking.
*Vegemite is Australian!!!! not NZ!
*I am also yet so see anyone wear a cork dangling hat.
*What you usually read about Australia is most likely untrue, like egg pizza is the most popular.
*Yes Australian stereotypes are funny (aswell as English, American and New Zealander ones
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Mclaren came for a week holiday to Australia and didn't see one.
*We have citys where most people live, Kangaroos don't roam in them.
*We don't drink fosters.
*I have never seen a pizza with a egg on it like that.
*I have never tried kangaroo meat but I have seen it available at butchers.
*I have never been to a BBQ where shrimp/prawns as been cooked on it.
*Its prawns!
*What Americans call 'thong' we call G-string and our 'thongs' are what Americans call 'flip-flops'.
*I don't use the word 'mate' unless joking.
*Vegemite is Australian!!!! not NZ!
*I am also yet so see anyone wear a cork dangling hat.
*What you usually read about Australia is most likely untrue, like egg pizza is the most popular.
*Yes Australian stereotypes are funny (aswell as English, American and New Zealander ones
) MdnIte
Mclaren came for a week holiday to Australia and didn't see one.
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- guska_Cryotank
- guska1984
I haveVIPERGTSR01
I use it all the time, but not the same as the stereotypeVIPERGTSR01
Actually, Kraft (The makers of Vegemite) is now owned by a US company.VIPERGTSR01
Actually, my toilet just goes straight down, but if the sink is full, and you let it out, then it goes clockwise.GTRacer4
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daan
Actually, we are on top, the maps are wrong...
Well, no, not unless you count sitting in front of a computer as sport...ExigeExcel
NoExigeExcel
Only the feral ones, however they are quite popular as pets.ExigeExcel
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