What's Your Signature All About?
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Monty python Nuff said.
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Me and my friend were discussing Kanye West’s ‘Stronger’. I personally think it’s the worst modern Daft Punk collab ever (even if it was just Bangalter), whereas my friend believes its Get Lucky. So he said “You couldn’t do better”
You decide I guess
"You could be my black Kate Moss tonight
Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight
And you don't give a (.) what they all say right?
Awesome, the Christian and Christian Dior
Damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask 'cause I'm not sure
Do anybody make real (.) anymore?
Bow in the presence of greatness
'cause right now thou hast forsaken us
You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake (.)
So go ahead go nuts go ape (.)
Especially in my pastel on my bape (.)
Act like you can't tell who made this
New gospel homie, take six, and take this, haters"
Less than half an hour, a still mediocre but improved lyric.
Just till the dawn, by my Kate Moss, alright?
I'll play boss, tonight
Because we're doing it right
Who cares what the others say
why should you give a (.)?
Now I'm not wearing Christian Dior, or even Tom Ford.
Because I left my clothes at the door.
so we will fool around a lot more.
I pull off your dress and you're (.)ing
I'm just admiring the stitching
Wondering if this is just a rich thing
But I don't think they make them as classy as the old Dior any more
Bow down to me like you're my deciples
Because I'm on the stage rocking the decibels
With Bangalter and Guy-Manuel
Disbelievers being sent straight to hell
Same sort of theme:
You decide I guess
"You could be my black Kate Moss tonight
Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight
And you don't give a (.) what they all say right?
Awesome, the Christian and Christian Dior
Damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask 'cause I'm not sure
Do anybody make real (.) anymore?
Bow in the presence of greatness
'cause right now thou hast forsaken us
You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake (.)
So go ahead go nuts go ape (.)
Especially in my pastel on my bape (.)
Act like you can't tell who made this
New gospel homie, take six, and take this, haters"
Less than half an hour, a still mediocre but improved lyric.
Just till the dawn, by my Kate Moss, alright?
I'll play boss, tonight
Because we're doing it right
Who cares what the others say
why should you give a (.)?
Now I'm not wearing Christian Dior, or even Tom Ford.
Because I left my clothes at the door.
so we will fool around a lot more.
I pull off your dress and you're (.)ing
I'm just admiring the stitching
Wondering if this is just a rich thing
But I don't think they make them as classy as the old Dior any more
Bow down to me like you're my deciples
Because I'm on the stage rocking the decibels
With Bangalter and Guy-Manuel
Disbelievers being sent straight to hell
Same sort of theme:
- Sex
- Clothes
- Comparing myself to a god
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What if @legacyMACHINE is in education or training? Surely acquiring a day job would be detrimental to that. What about in the case of serious illness or disability making it impossible for one to work?
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Anyway, just off of the top of my head I'm sure that I could come up with the perfect lyrics for a Daft Punk collaboration. Err...
When she saves your life you don't feel relief
Because she's reminding you of that awful grief
That you don't remember and forgot long ago
But boy or boy don't think that father knows
You've got a new pet
A really cute one
But it's so easy to get trapped in the midnight sun
And when you save him
Don't break his back
You owe me a new camera or I'll give you a big slap
The circling buildings freak one out
But not as much as when you found out
That this shop will not except debit cards
The scenery is melting and you're all out of lard
Give me a broken lock please
I want to catch a shark
And I want to head out to the dance floor
And d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance
DANCE
DANCE
DANCE because this is a song
DANCE
DANCE
DANCE and please don't sing along
Because your voice is kind of whingy
And it's kind of hard to catch
What it is your really saying
As the jargon starts to fullfill me
DANCE
DANCE
DANCE because this is a song
DANCE
I'm ripping Deerhoof off
The wedding lasted a length of time that was unspecified
But now you know how long it'll be until you die
And there's an unpleasant reading, appearing on your computer screen
And now there's amputated arms in your bed
And now you're eating an energy boost bar
And now you're living with your mum again
And now it's time for an old flame
DANCE
While it flies away
DANCE
Your on CCTV
DANCE
This song is very long
DANCE
And take care of yourself
But when you find the body
Forget what you see
Or it'll haunt your nightmares
For eternity
So DANCE
To this repetitive tune
DANCE
And with your boyfriend too
DANCE
Along with the whole EU
DANCE
And we're out of money to afford more 4-track tape
You see. Perfect.
When she saves your life you don't feel relief
Because she's reminding you of that awful grief
That you don't remember and forgot long ago
But boy or boy don't think that father knows
You've got a new pet
A really cute one
But it's so easy to get trapped in the midnight sun
And when you save him
Don't break his back
You owe me a new camera or I'll give you a big slap
The circling buildings freak one out
But not as much as when you found out
That this shop will not except debit cards
The scenery is melting and you're all out of lard
Give me a broken lock please
I want to catch a shark
And I want to head out to the dance floor
And d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance
DANCE
DANCE
DANCE because this is a song
DANCE
DANCE
DANCE and please don't sing along
Because your voice is kind of whingy
And it's kind of hard to catch
What it is your really saying
As the jargon starts to fullfill me
DANCE
DANCE
DANCE because this is a song
DANCE
I'm ripping Deerhoof off
The wedding lasted a length of time that was unspecified
But now you know how long it'll be until you die
And there's an unpleasant reading, appearing on your computer screen
And now there's amputated arms in your bed
And now you're eating an energy boost bar
And now you're living with your mum again
And now it's time for an old flame
DANCE
While it flies away
DANCE
Your on CCTV
DANCE
This song is very long
DANCE
And take care of yourself
But when you find the body
Forget what you see
Or it'll haunt your nightmares
For eternity
So DANCE
To this repetitive tune
DANCE
And with your boyfriend too
DANCE
Along with the whole EU
DANCE
And we're out of money to afford more 4-track tape
You see. Perfect.
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Nothing special. I just use the signature so genuine folks (and would-be scam artists) try to get social with me. Since I am a blogger, I obviously want my fellow blog readers to enjoy the content that I showcase. I also incorporate social media, so I try to include that sort of stuff in my signature as well. All of this is done without being a living advertisement, of course.
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I'd say that most major arguments can be summed up like this:
On one side of the argument you have a group of people making very strong arguments over one thing, while on the other side of the argument you have a group of people making very strong arguments over something entirely unrelated.
On one side of the argument you have a group of people making very strong arguments over one thing, while on the other side of the argument you have a group of people making very strong arguments over something entirely unrelated.
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That also works.
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Apply that to almost anything and you'll find it to be the case, most noticeably when it comes to drugs and abortion.
