What's Your Signature All About?

[TexRex]

I really had no intention of changing it, but felt I just had to because of this.

 

[Astroboy2215]

Just my soundcloud and just something about my height

 

[Jimlaad43]

To try and (comically) explain my avatar.

 

[TB]

Mine is a self-explanatory shameless plug.

 

[Jimlaad43]

It is also (currently) Wham! free.

 

[W3H5]

The funniest thing I've encountered all year. If you don't get it check out this 30 second clip.

Language warning:

 

[Slash]

Mine should be pretty self explanatory these days

No plans on changing it anytime soon that's for sure. Love it.

 

[Pete05]

I only changed my signature a couple of days ago.

It's now a link to my thread titled 'The best point to point drivers roads in the world'

Have a look, I'd be interested in your feedback

 

[Slash]

Actually I lied; I have plans to change it ever so slightly. Thinking about moving "MUSTANG" to the top and putting tail pipes on it.

 

[Pete05]

Actually I lied; I have plans to change it ever so slightly. Thinking about moving "MUSTANG" to the top and putting tail pipes on it.

That sounds totally acceptable to me. It gets 10/10 & a 👍 for creativity.

 

[C-ZETA]

The funniest thing I've encountered all year. If you don't get it check out this 30 second clip.

Language warning:

The mirage was funnier than that.

As soon as a gif of that comes out, I'll put it in my signature.

 

[Legro]

Well I prefer corners to the straights. Also a link to my car thread.

 

[2clicks]

Mine is taken from one of the lines from the blurb of the European GT2 cover, noting that PD didn't profess to have realistic sounds at this time, but claimed to have a realistic 'smell'.

 

[SniperRed3]

Monty python Nuff said.

 

[Jet Badger]

Monty python Nuff said.

Gotta love British humour.

 

[AbsoluteBarstool]

I love making really bad jokes.

 

[R5]

Me and my friend were discussing Kanye West’s ‘Stronger’. I personally think it’s the worst modern Daft Punk collab ever (even if it was just Bangalter), whereas my friend believes its Get Lucky. So he said “You couldn’t do better”

You decide I guess

"You could be my black Kate Moss tonight
Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight
And you don't give a (.) what they all say right?
Awesome, the Christian and Christian Dior
Damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask 'cause I'm not sure
Do anybody make real (.) anymore?
Bow in the presence of greatness
'cause right now thou hast forsaken us
You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake (.)
So go ahead go nuts go ape (.)
Especially in my pastel on my bape (.)
Act like you can't tell who made this
New gospel homie, take six, and take this, haters"

Less than half an hour, a still mediocre but improved lyric.

Just till the dawn, by my Kate Moss, alright?
I'll play boss, tonight
Because we're doing it right
Who cares what the others say
why should you give a (.)?
Now I'm not wearing Christian Dior, or even Tom Ford.
Because I left my clothes at the door.
so we will fool around a lot more.
I pull off your dress and you're (.)ing
I'm just admiring the stitching
Wondering if this is just a rich thing
But I don't think they make them as classy as the old Dior any more

Bow down to me like you're my deciples
Because I'm on the stage rocking the decibels
With Bangalter and Guy-Manuel
Disbelievers being sent straight to hell

Same sort of theme:

• Sex
  
• Clothes
  
• Comparing myself to a god
  
• Saying 🤬 you to any person who gives constructive criticism 👍

 

[TB]

Keep your day job, @legacyMACHINE.

If you don't have a day job, acquire one.

 

[Roger the Horse]

What if @legacyMACHINE is in education or training? Surely acquiring a day job would be detrimental to that. What about in the case of serious illness or disability making it impossible for one to work?

 

[R5]

Keep your day job, @legacyMACHINE.

If you don't have a day job, acquire one.

I do not, I am, as roger said, a student

 

[Roger the Horse]

Anyway, just off of the top of my head I'm sure that I could come up with the perfect lyrics for a Daft Punk collaboration. Err...

When she saves your life you don't feel relief
Because she's reminding you of that awful grief
That you don't remember and forgot long ago
But boy or boy don't think that father knows

You've got a new pet
A really cute one
But it's so easy to get trapped in the midnight sun
And when you save him
Don't break his back
You owe me a new camera or I'll give you a big slap

The circling buildings freak one out
But not as much as when you found out
That this shop will not except debit cards
The scenery is melting and you're all out of lard

Give me a broken lock please
I want to catch a shark
And I want to head out to the dance floor
And d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance

DANCE
DANCE
DANCE because this is a song
DANCE
DANCE
DANCE and please don't sing along

Because your voice is kind of whingy
And it's kind of hard to catch
What it is your really saying
As the jargon starts to fullfill me

DANCE
DANCE
DANCE because this is a song
DANCE
I'm ripping Deerhoof off

The wedding lasted a length of time that was unspecified
But now you know how long it'll be until you die
And there's an unpleasant reading, appearing on your computer screen
And now there's amputated arms in your bed
And now you're eating an energy boost bar
And now you're living with your mum again
And now it's time for an old flame

DANCE
While it flies away
DANCE
Your on CCTV
DANCE
This song is very long
DANCE
And take care of yourself

But when you find the body
Forget what you see
Or it'll haunt your nightmares
For eternity

So DANCE
To this repetitive tune
DANCE
And with your boyfriend too
DANCE
Along with the whole EU
DANCE
And we're out of money to afford more 4-track tape

You see. Perfect.

 

[Lucas]

It's a quote from Abe Simpson, translated from the Spanish version: "Esto me lo hice en la Segunda Guerra Mundial del mundo."

The original English version says "I got this in the second World War II." I liked the Spanish version better.

 

[NT_03]

A rolling advertisement board along with MrUnknown's funniest quote.

 

[JohnBM01]

Nothing special. I just use the signature so genuine folks (and would-be scam artists) try to get social with me. Since I am a blogger, I obviously want my fellow blog readers to enjoy the content that I showcase. I also incorporate social media, so I try to include that sort of stuff in my signature as well. All of this is done without being a living advertisement, of course.

 

[shmogt]

Marketing my site and clothing store. Feel free to check them out. Store has automotive shirts, not just GT6 stuff in case you were wondering.

 

[Sage Ages]

My opinion on most major arguments.

 

[Roger the Horse]

I'd say that most major arguments can be summed up like this:

On one side of the argument you have a group of people making very strong arguments over one thing, while on the other side of the argument you have a group of people making very strong arguments over something entirely unrelated.

 

[Sage Ages]

I'd say that most major arguments can be summed up like this:

On one side of the argument you have a group of people making very strong arguments over one thing, while on the other side of the argument you have a group of people making very strong arguments over something entirely unrelated.

That also works.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Apply that to almost anything and you'll find it to be the case, most noticeably when it comes to drugs and abortion.

 

[R5]

A pun.

Nothing to see here.