Why is the mechanic so depressed? - Please read OP.

[kennyblanco]

Because he has to wear his helmet 24/7.

Funny thread!👍

 

[ALMSDriver]

He's been watching "Bob" drive.....

 

[kennyblanco]

He's been watching "Bob" drive.....

Or he IS Bob and has been demoted to tire changer.

 

[Slash]

Ha, funny thread. Have you noticed the guy in the racing suit that walks over from the left and kneels down by the car almost trips. Probably just dodgy animation but it looks like he scuffs his foot on something.

I think that was intentional.

 

[seadog777]

He applied for a job in Forza but got rejected for being pixed all the time.

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris took his job, drunk all his beer, and stole his girlfriend.

 

[Mcjoz88]

No guys, the reason is this:

Everyday he wakes up from sleep, dreaming of being a professional race car driver. He hopes that one day maybe he will get to drive a supercar like the Ford GT40, or Ferrari Enzo. The power, and speed is something he never gets to experience on his daily commute to the garage in his 2010 Toyota Prius.

But alas, when he gets to work at the garage, hoping that maybe he will see one of the exotic supercars he dreams about, and get to work on it, and perhaps even take it for a test drive, his dreams are dashed. For what does he see parked in the same spot everyday? A 2010 Premium Toyota Prius(and occasionally an old WWII era Volkswagen military vehicle). He then proceeds to curse whoever made the decision to make those vehicles a Premium. For his dreams of driving and tuning a supercar have been buried yet again...

That's why he's so depressed. I asked him one day. True story...

 

[urunatural]

someone stole the air hose, and he can not figure out why the airgun is not working

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Because I race with a asinine camber setup, you try to look happy after five pitstops in a 20 lap race.

I'm also wondering why you look so irritated in that preview.

Cause the team leader made me follow Team Orders to a pack of 15 cars that aren't on my team!!!

 

[shmogt]

Lol the dude is your slave forced to work on your 1000+ cars all day and keep them in perfect order never allowed to see his family again. Why wouldn't he be depressed.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Because the next car in you garage he will be working on is a Prius that you never drive.

 

[isildur]

Mayhe he just needs a dump...

 

[Ford Driver]

He is the new guy and his jovial seniors have asked him to bring them a left handed wrench. Whilst fruitlessly searching for this mythical tool, he noticed his jagged shadow cast over the floor.
It is all too much for him.

 

[Monatsende]

So many funny answers. Will the truth ever see the light of day?
Maybe we should ask his psychiatrist because the guy has mental issues for sure!!!
What`s his name? Dr. Charles Kroger? No, Dr. Neven Bell....

 

[Spasiboy]

I think he's just tired....

 

[Phoenix]

I think he's just tired....

I agree with you...

He's probably just dead tired of changing tires on the useless X2010's...

 

[Zach]

I agree with you...

He's probably just dead tired of changing tires on the useless X2010's...

agreed!

 

[Snakebitten]

He downloaded PD's latest patch lol. Funny pic and thread. I'm going to listen for that fart and look for that trip when I get home.

 

[Energizerrr]

Hahaha I've never noticed that.

 

[DickDastardly]

Because he secretly wishes he was in Forza 4

 

[parabulla]

He just found out he can't save 15% on car insurance in just 15 minutes, because he's not a real person.

 

[Cowboys965]

Promote the mechanic!

 

[Vitzio]

Maybe it's because you own hundreds of track cars and he has to work on them for endless hours without a break. He needs a good raise.

 

[stig's helmet]

I reckon, by the picture that he's just checking if he still has...his man vegetables.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

I reckon, by the picture that he's just checking if he still has...his man vegetables.

^ 👍

He's more mad that the 1080p doesn't do him any justice for that part.

 

[PureLogic]

Definitely lacks spice in his life

 

[kennyblanco]

Maybe because after his tireless efforts and unrivalled dedication he heard you were making the switch to Forza. He feels really unappreciated.

 

[GTP_Gearhead]

because he's the guy that has to drive the gokart through the paint machine.

Too funny.

 

[Spacegoat]

Because the next car in you garage he will be working on is a Matte Pink Prius that you never drive.

Fixed.

 

[Kino321-X]

He's probably the guy that gives snacks and water to the driver and pit crew .

After long hours of seeing his crew change tires for the X2010, he just wants to go back home, relax, and play GT5 to catch up with seasonals and grind for the 330 P4.

Or maybe....... he just wants some DLC