Why is the mechanic so depressed? - Please read OP.

  • Thread starter Monatsende
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How can we help the depressed mechanic?

  • We should promote him. (Chief Mechanic/Team Leader)

    Votes: 88 16.9%
  • He is a material guy. Let`s give him a pay raise.

    Votes: 48 9.2%
  • He needs professional help. Only Dr. House (his pills) can help.

    Votes: 41 7.9%
  • Find him a girl and he will screw (bolts!!!) with a smile on his face.

    Votes: 213 40.9%
  • He`s lost. Take away his air pressure wrench and give him a 45 Magnum.

    Votes: 131 25.1%

  • Total voters
    521
This is the most pointless thread that hasn't been closed, lol.

Nothing wrong with a bit of fun :lol:

The guess that car thread is 'pointless' in a way but it's still clearly enjoyed by a large number of people. 👍
 
I would give him a pay raise.
Maybe there is only 1 car he likes and we must find it, to make him happy.
So what car.
 
The blonde cell phone dolly, the only female in PD world, from the photo mode is there, on then other side of the car, and he doesn't have a chance to meet her.
 
I would give him a pay raise.
Maybe there is only 1 car he likes and we must find it, to make him happy.
So what car.

Nah,

He needs a girl for sure. Good luck trying to find the right car that will make him happy.

P.S There's over a thousand Cars :sly:
 
Sadly he even Judges if a Ford GT is a no stripe or not. Or a Vauxhall Astra or a Opel Astra.
This guy is very picky.
 
He's hot, has asthma, wants to take his helmet off and he's not allowed too. That's gotta be depressing. Mandated to wear a helmet for the entirety of your existence.
 
I was there & heard him mumbling to himself. He Said,

"How does my impact wrench get through the wheel covers on the X1? Is it magic? Do the wheel covers even exist, or am I just seeing things?" *Touches X1 wheel cover to make sure they're real* "So if they're real & I can touch them, why does the wrench go through them? & If I can't see the lug nuts, then how do I even know exactly where they are? For all I know I could damage the wheel or tire & rip it off with my strength. I wonder if the other tire changers are as confused as I am?"

See? He's not exactly depressed. He's just very confused & needs time to think
 
He's tired of sitting there everytime you boot up the game, that and not getting payed for changing tyres on my 850+ cars.

Poor Garage Team Glen :(

I know!!! I should give him a job as my second B-spec driver!!! :D Nevermind that thought though, he might end up even more depressed :(
 
Okay, to all the people who voted for giving him a gun... I hate you! :lol:... That guy clearly needs a nice girl:tup:
Nooo I got it!!! He wants a livery editor and accurate car sounds in GT6:tup:
 
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