Why is the mechanic so depressed? - Please read OP.
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He wanted to work on a Bugatti Veyron, slapping 2 more turbos and increase the engine's displacement by 1 full liter. But the Veyron is not Premium, so it will never appear in that cutscene.
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He's depressed because people have found out his secret set-up for massive scores in Drift Trials.
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He's a 1997 Toyota Supra owner, but has to make do with his car being a standard model, instead of a premium like the 1990. "Why, Kaz? Why...?"
Or perhaps he still can't get over the fact that his race-exhaust-equipped Corvette sounds like a Japanese V6.
Or perhaps he still can't get over the fact that his race-exhaust-equipped Corvette sounds like a Japanese V6.
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He used to be a hobby beekeeper, but one day, many years ago, all his bees flew away. Since this day, he never kept another bee and walks with his head down in depression.
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What? Beekeeper? One of the most disturbing explanations.
Beekeeper with helmet...
Beekeper's what google-translator told me as of person who takes care of bees and collects honey. Next one was apiarist.
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Beekeper's what google-translator told me as of person who takes care of bees and collects honey. Next one was apiarist.
Seems that you didn`t delete the internet and it still works.
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Two upcoming maintenances - make me depressed, too.
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Maybe he's just hungover.
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"Why is the mechanic so depressed?"
Because every 🤬 day he comes home and his 🤬 wife has driven the 🤬 car 30 🤬 miles with the 🤬 oil light on again....🤬!
Because every 🤬 day he comes home and his 🤬 wife has driven the 🤬 car 30 🤬 miles with the 🤬 oil light on again....🤬!
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Well I thought he needed professional help.
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Every day is bleak. Colorless. Redundant. Living in a world of white. White buildings. White roads. White Honda CR-Vs. Nothing but white Honda CR-Vs.
So tell me.
Every day you spend 10 seconds looking at a Scuderia. Or a TVR. Bright and colorful. Does it make you happy? No. Because in 10 seconds "GT Mode" will be selected, you job will be through, and you will be forced to return to the world of white, driving nothing but white Honda CR-Zs, dreaming of the bright red Ferrari that is your daily 10 second break from hell.
Would you torture yourself with that 10 second look? Or would you hang your head in hopeless depression?
Contemplate.
So tell me.
Every day you spend 10 seconds looking at a Scuderia. Or a TVR. Bright and colorful. Does it make you happy? No. Because in 10 seconds "GT Mode" will be selected, you job will be through, and you will be forced to return to the world of white, driving nothing but white Honda CR-Zs, dreaming of the bright red Ferrari that is your daily 10 second break from hell.
Would you torture yourself with that 10 second look? Or would you hang your head in hopeless depression?
Contemplate.
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One reason: 3000 HP Honda Civic
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