Why is the mechanic so depressed? - Please read OP.

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How can we help the depressed mechanic?

  • We should promote him. (Chief Mechanic/Team Leader)

    Votes: 88 16.9%
  • He is a material guy. Let`s give him a pay raise.

    Votes: 48 9.2%
  • He needs professional help. Only Dr. House (his pills) can help.

    Votes: 41 7.9%
  • Find him a girl and he will screw (bolts!!!) with a smile on his face.

    Votes: 213 40.9%
  • He`s lost. Take away his air pressure wrench and give him a 45 Magnum.

    Votes: 131 25.1%

  • Total voters
    521
He`s depressed like me because he has to work inside this damn garage (me: in an office) all day long while the sun is shining. He`d like to go for a surf trip, meeting a blond babe and get happy. But his boss wouldn`t let him go before he has changed rims of every ******g standard car since this option was patched.
 
Now I know why he is depressed:
He has same interwebz speed like me which takes 16 hours to download over 3GB to do GT5 Academy 2012. :crazy:
 
Takes only about an hour.
U mad bro? :troll face:
I used to be in the same situation you were though, definitely not fun. :ill:
 
He probably knows that there's a nightclub in the next garage stall, and it is bangin', but he wasn't invited. This compounded by his crewmen trying to console him by finishing up the boss' car, who is in the club.
 
How do you know he's depressed? Maybe he just really loves to look at his shoes, especially since they seem to change colour a lot. :lol:
 
How do you know he's depressed? Maybe he just really loves to look at his shoes, especially since they seem to change colour a lot. :lol:

That'd be a perfect match with the conspiracy theory kid meme. :lol:
 
He's not depressed, and he didn't miss the party in the garage next door...in fact that's the problem. He showed up to work straight from last nights rave! You think you'd be looking any more chipper?:crazy::lol:
 
Due to voting this had to be done;

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Another reason why the mechanic is so depressed:

After his boss completed the Academy 2012 he has to maintain a new (redundant) Nissan fleet. At least they are brandnew... :lol:
 
He is depressed because he just got an early copy of GT6, but his girlfirend didn't let him call in sick so he has to spend the entire day at work before he can try it.
 
After taking a closer look at his air-wrench it seems quite obvious:
His air-wrench lacks support of realistic force-feedback and also the high-rev wrench-sound is far from real world.

On the discussion forum for virtual GT mechanics he writes statements like this:
“We have those sound-files for the air-wrenches since GT1 – that’s just a joke.”
“Kaz promised us better force-feedback for so long and nothing happened.”
“Just a handful of screwdriver-DLCs but no new air-wrenches – GIVE US NEW AIR-WRENCHES PLEASE!!!”
“In FM4 no mechanic has to sit around in a garage!”
“WE WANT PORSCHE-WRENCHES!”
 
The mechanic is depressed because he's tired of replacing those front tires on my FF street cars.....that and his AIR wrench doesn't have an AIR hose.
 
Maybe he's the one that farted in the garage, and all the others have been giving him crap about it?
 
It's obvious. He gets bullied - he was the one that suggested the really camp pose for the driver photos.

This time he didn't see the egg in the helmet before putting it on.
 
Ha, yeah, that's why they all look so awkward when the door opens. Also, how on earth do they turn your car around in that tiny garage?

I love that, you drive a car in and they pick it up and turn it around. I laugh every time.
 
He is depressed, because unlike all his other collegues, he could not accept the fact that he's standard, instead of Premium...

... just a standard mechanics, not a Premium driver...



I realize that i am answering/responding to a-year-old posts:
Ha, funny thread. Have you noticed the guy in the racing suit that walks over from the left and kneels down by the car almost trips. Probably just dodgy animation but it looks like he scuffs his foot on something.

I think PD should just focus on the cars 'cause their human animations aren't nearly to the same standard.


Ha, yeah, that's why they all look so awkward when the door opens. Also, how on earth do they turn your car around in that tiny garage?

They take the whole car apart, then rebuild it the other way around ?!

Added to the OP...

If you`re new to this thread you HAVE to read this post by shmogt. Don`t miss comments below the story.
It`s like... you have to read yourself...
:lol:

Great detective work by shmogt!

Now can we move on to find another character within the game that would need the special attention...
 
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