Why is the mechanic so depressed? - Please read OP.

[maxi25]

How about Fred or Freddy?

 

[bluexterra]

He's not depressed, it's a hot sunny day and he's roasting in that suit. He is about to pass out and require medical attention.

 

[ilikewaffles11]

What about Dave? By the way I love your story shomgt. I believe his ultimate dream was to become the best race car driver who ever lived and he is depressed because he was in a terrible accident that meant he could no longer race. So he became the next best thing, a mechanic. But he is depressed that his dream is so close yet so far.

 

[Monatsende]

Ahaha this thread again. My like 2hr novel story ahah

I am not easy to impress. But, man, your story.... You had the flow!!!

 

[Rockspeny]

I thought the Trial Mountain Monkey was female, 'cos she only showed up in the rear view??
Anyway, I recon he's depressed 'cos there are no female avatars in GT5. Seriously, check the spectators trackside and in photomode, eveb round the city shots, there are no females (aside the aforementioned monkey), anyone else think that weird? Our wheel-gun totin' mechanical certainly thinks so.

 

[Bobert power]

Maybe, It's because he used to be "Bob". BUT!!! He was FIRED from the Prius meeting. Thats why he wishes his airgun was a Desert Eagle.

 

[tribolik]

I thought the Trial Mountain Monkey was female, 'cos she only showed up in the rear view??
Anyway, I recon he's depressed 'cos there are no female avatars in GT5. Seriously, check the spectators trackside and in photomode, eveb round the city shots, there are no females (aside the aforementioned monkey), anyone else think that weird? Our wheel-gun totin' mechanical certainly thinks so.

Its not like everybody at PD is male chauvinism... its just that it takes more poly to create females...

 

[chopgolfer]

That Ferrari looks sweet!

 

[Deko Wolf-GTPT]

I thought the Trial Mountain Monkey was female, 'cos she only showed up in the rear view??

You have it the other way around.
The monkey is there all the time, but once you pass it and look back it's gone!

Anyway, I recon he's depressed 'cos there are no female avatars in GT5. Seriously, check the spectators trackside and in photomode, eveb round the city shots, there are no females (aside the aforementioned monkey), anyone else think that weird? Our wheel-gun totin' mechanical certainly thinks so.

Actually there are. Haven't got photos of them but I'll post them later.
...a photo session hunting for 3D females models in GT5? I like it!

 

[Watt2159]

He's OBVIOUSLY still learning how to tie his shoes, and is reeeeally self conscious about it, so he's constantly checking his shoelaces to see if they are tied correctly.

 

[watermelon punch]

This is the most hilarious thread.

I think PD should just focus on the cars 'cause their human animations aren't nearly to the same standard.

Yeah, the dudes at the tuning shop also behave like cretins.

One of the guys that does the Engine Rebuild farts right at the end. Listen...

Ha, yeah, that's why they all look so awkward when the door opens.

 

[byegad]

The real solution is he has seen the damage I sustained trying to make that pass! And it's his job to mend it, AGAIN!!!!!!

 

[kennyblanco]

I tried to post these before but couldn't get it to work lol.

His depression is obviously out of control. He's letting it get in the way of his work in the garage AND out on the track. Somebody's gotta help this guy before he gets hurt, or causes someone else to.

 

[bluexterra]

He's depressed because he's the guy that mounts the left rear tire at pit stops and gets gasoline spilled all over him when the refueler holds the gas can 2 feet above the refueling port.

 

[T4CFantasyy]

hahahahha

 

[Monatsende]

I tried to post these before but couldn't get it to work lol.

His depression is obviously out of control. He's letting it get in the way of his work in the garage AND out on the track. Somebody's gotta help this guy before he gets hurt, or causes someone else to.

Your picture was edited and added to the OP. Good work!

 

[dhandeh]

Poor lad, he just wants loving.

 

[kennyblanco]

Your picture was edited and added to the OP. Good work!

Lol, thanks. This is the funniest thread I've read in a while.👍

 

[chopgolfer]

Lol, thanks. This is the funniest thread I've read in a while.👍

I second that!!👍

 

[LVracerGT]

It's been a rough season...

 

[DGXR]

He's not depressed, he's just extremely tired and falling asleep all the time. He is always there in the garage every time I fire up the game, so obviously he never gets to go home or take a vacation. Besides he knows he will never get to drive any of the awesome cars in the game, so maybe he is a little depressed and wishes that air gun were a sidearm. Or, maybe he is like Max Payne, finally realizing that he's in a computer game...

 

[MasterFocus]

He's Jenkins owner, lost. Lost him since last year!

 

[McClarenDesign]

He's Jenkins owner, lost. Lost him since last year!

Carpathian Kitten Loss.

Lonely Mechanic of Akina?

 

[jeep2008]

I believe he's addicted to curry...and he pays for it...

 

[Jaywalker]

He just got his paycheque.

 

[dethc0re6]

He forgot the lug nut on Button's car at Silverstone last season.. still sad

 

[nt1138]

He forgot the lug nut on Button's car at Silverstone last season.. still sad

He's depressed because Mclaren sacked him and he works for HRT now 👍

 

[Bobert power]

He will never work for Red Bull.

 

[88FoxBodyFan]

Maybe he's just obsessed with his shoes.

 

[alex140396pim]

He dropped the soap...


The stig was screwing his wife(who is also in a race suit)

thats all i have for now Fantastic thread btw