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Ok I got one that was just hilarious.
I joined a US Muscle drag racing room on Indy Road Course the other day. Now, I am not the best at drag racing nor good at creating drag tuning setups but I try so I can learn. I use my '70 Chevelle SS (the only car I have that has a decent setup) & start racing. I win some, lose some, but I am having fun. Awhile later this kid named (Inset n00bish sounding PSN ID here) joins, saying" I am the drag king. He first tries using a Ford GT40, but is told no since it's not a muscle car. He then switched to his Chevelle & immediately challenges the only other Chevelle (me), to a race. I kindly agree & lne up on the stripes, next to him. I then pull foward onto the solid asphalt to do a burnout. All of a sudden, he starts yelling at me that I am jumping the start. I simply tell him that I'm staging & he replies saying "WTF is that?" At this point, I know this kid knows nothing about drag racing, but I continue. I go to do my burnout & he yells at me AGAIN! "You're jumping the 🤬 start again!" I say, "I'm just heating up the tires." He quickly replies, saying "I know I was just testing you n00b." I say, "Ok so light 'em up then." You can tell that he tries but obviously can't; & he calls me a n00b. We finally get ready to race & he asks, "how do we start?" No one had pulled up to ghost. Everyone else in the room was laughing at him until finally someone agrees to ghost. When the other player ghosted, I got the holeshot & half way down the pass, I looked back to see him spinning the tires through each gear. After the race, he starts yelling at me that I used a hacked car. The host then says, Ok I'll race him. Me & the host line line up, stage perfectly, do our burnouts, & proceed with the pass. He starts yelling at everyone; Saying this is a hack & that we are n00bs. Apparently, the host did not liked to be called a n00b & says, " You just lost your right to be here. Why don't you go to bed & leave the racing for the big boys." He was kicked from the looby. Still in the same room, the host exclaims that he just got vey strongly worded & detailed death threats from the little kid. Shortly after, I recieve the same message. I decide to play into it & have some fun. His message to me read, "I will kill your entire 🤬 family if you call me a n00b again! I will come to your house with a machine gun & put 1,000,000 bullets through you & your parents head!"
I reply with three statements. "#1, I never called you a n00b ONCE. #2, you couldn't fit 1,000,000 bullets into one head. #3, my parents died in a shooting 4 months ago." Now, I lied about the last part just to make him feel like an 🤬. I was stunned about what he said next. "That's because I already killed them! You're next you 🤬 n00b!" I was completely stunned at his reply, so I finally decided to tell him off, once & for all. I said, "Listen you 🤬 n00b. I'm getting sick & tired of you 🤬 attitude. If you keep saying this 🤬 bull:censored:, I'm gonna call the cops. You don't think they can trace your PSN I.D back to your home address, then you must be a new kind of stupid. The next threatening message I get, will be sent directly to the NYPD & you will be behind bars, sucking off some fat guys 🤬 faster then you can say 'I'm sorry." The next message I get was a bunch of crying & pleading, saying "Please don't! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll even apologize to the other players! [cry,cry,cry] Just please don't!" I said, "Ok fine.", & left it at that.
Thanks to everyone that took the time to read this.
I joined a US Muscle drag racing room on Indy Road Course the other day. Now, I am not the best at drag racing nor good at creating drag tuning setups but I try so I can learn. I use my '70 Chevelle SS (the only car I have that has a decent setup) & start racing. I win some, lose some, but I am having fun. Awhile later this kid named (Inset n00bish sounding PSN ID here) joins, saying" I am the drag king. He first tries using a Ford GT40, but is told no since it's not a muscle car. He then switched to his Chevelle & immediately challenges the only other Chevelle (me), to a race. I kindly agree & lne up on the stripes, next to him. I then pull foward onto the solid asphalt to do a burnout. All of a sudden, he starts yelling at me that I am jumping the start. I simply tell him that I'm staging & he replies saying "WTF is that?" At this point, I know this kid knows nothing about drag racing, but I continue. I go to do my burnout & he yells at me AGAIN! "You're jumping the 🤬 start again!" I say, "I'm just heating up the tires." He quickly replies, saying "I know I was just testing you n00b." I say, "Ok so light 'em up then." You can tell that he tries but obviously can't; & he calls me a n00b. We finally get ready to race & he asks, "how do we start?" No one had pulled up to ghost. Everyone else in the room was laughing at him until finally someone agrees to ghost. When the other player ghosted, I got the holeshot & half way down the pass, I looked back to see him spinning the tires through each gear. After the race, he starts yelling at me that I used a hacked car. The host then says, Ok I'll race him. Me & the host line line up, stage perfectly, do our burnouts, & proceed with the pass. He starts yelling at everyone; Saying this is a hack & that we are n00bs. Apparently, the host did not liked to be called a n00b & says, " You just lost your right to be here. Why don't you go to bed & leave the racing for the big boys." He was kicked from the looby. Still in the same room, the host exclaims that he just got vey strongly worded & detailed death threats from the little kid. Shortly after, I recieve the same message. I decide to play into it & have some fun. His message to me read, "I will kill your entire 🤬 family if you call me a n00b again! I will come to your house with a machine gun & put 1,000,000 bullets through you & your parents head!"
I reply with three statements. "#1, I never called you a n00b ONCE. #2, you couldn't fit 1,000,000 bullets into one head. #3, my parents died in a shooting 4 months ago." Now, I lied about the last part just to make him feel like an 🤬. I was stunned about what he said next. "That's because I already killed them! You're next you 🤬 n00b!" I was completely stunned at his reply, so I finally decided to tell him off, once & for all. I said, "Listen you 🤬 n00b. I'm getting sick & tired of you 🤬 attitude. If you keep saying this 🤬 bull:censored:, I'm gonna call the cops. You don't think they can trace your PSN I.D back to your home address, then you must be a new kind of stupid. The next threatening message I get, will be sent directly to the NYPD & you will be behind bars, sucking off some fat guys 🤬 faster then you can say 'I'm sorry." The next message I get was a bunch of crying & pleading, saying "Please don't! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll even apologize to the other players! [cry,cry,cry] Just please don't!" I said, "Ok fine.", & left it at that.
Thanks to everyone that took the time to read this.
👍. Little tough guy not so tough anymore huh? The part about the 1,000,000 bullets to the head made me rofl. Is he in GTA or something?! 
