Worst you've dealt with online...

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Not even I had found myself out :cheers:
 
So, apparently I was lagging and the host was told to kick me. I WAS GHOSTED! I COULDN'T HIT ANYBODY! GAH! :grumpy:
 
Hm, I appear to have joined a car show lobby on Nordschleife. Here is the current car list:


  • Ferrari Enzo Ferrari
    Spoon INTEGRA TYPE-R (DC2)
    Gran Turismo Red Bull X2011 Prototype
    Gran Turismo Formula Gran Turismo
    Bugatti Veyron 16.4 '09
    Imprezas

Hm.
 
sparkytooth
I can't find you :(

Are you still in that room???
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Yeah, I'm still there...

Mr. Veyron didn't take too well to being thrashed around Nordschleife by my [HOONIGAN] BTR. I was pulling off textbook tailslides around every corner while he's seemingly magnetically attracted to the Armco, and woe betide anyone between him and it...
 
The Stig Farmer
Yeah, I'm still there...

Mr. Veyron didn't take too well to being thrashed around Nordschleife by my [HOONIGAN] BTR. I was pulling off textbook tailslides around every corner while he's seemingly magnetically attracted to the Armco, and woe betide anyone between him and it...
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Too late for me.

I'm going to go simulate Kazunorikhestanian combat in Uncharted 3...

Including excessive amounts of bunnyhopping and pistol-scoping because that's how we roll...
 
Someone laughing at me because I said "I like Daft Punk. Just got Alive and Homework today :)"

A little kid said (literally, no older than 13) "Lol. U got homework? Lol ur in school" then rammed me saying "Go bk 2 skool kid lol"

In the words of the all powerful Ice Man "Somebody should punch him in the face"
 
Whenever I enter a lobby and see a car with glowing hacked paint, I make a point of saying "It's been Übercharged :P". For those of you who don't know, Übercharging is a mechanic in Team Fortress 2:

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The amount of people who knowingly respond is shameful :(

I need to actually play TF2. I know so much about it...
 
legacyMACHINE
Someone laughing at me because I said "I like Daft Punk. Just got Alive and Homework today :)"

A little kid said (literally, no older than 13) "Lol. U got homework? Lol ur in school" then rammed me saying "Go bk 2 skool kid lol"

In the words of the all powerful Ice Man "Somebody should punch him in the face"
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Come on man, you need to be Daftendirekt about your love of Rock N' Roll, Da Funk and Daft Punk. It's time to start a Revolution 909 Around The World, so people can feel Alive while they're Rollin' and Scratchin'. Your anger towards Fresh, annoying children may be Burnin', but know that not everyone is a hater of good music. ;)
 
The Stig Farmer
Whenever I enter a lobby and see a car with glowing hacked paint, I make a point of saying "It's been Übercharged :P". For those of you who don't know, Übercharging is a mechanic in Team Fortress 2:

The amount of people who knowingly respond is shameful :(

I need to actually play TF2. I know so much about it...
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I got the reference. And I need to play it too. :(
legacyMACHINE
So... Many... References! :)
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You're welcome! 👍
 
HuskyGT
I think you got it a bit backwards. The Viper ACR is street legal and doesn't differ from the regular Viper other than the aerodynamics, the semi-slick tires and the adjustable suspension. The Viper ACR X (which is not in the game) is however a full blown track car.

The 390 is essentially a race car with one extra seat, interior trim, a nice paint work and street tires. There isn't even a single R390 running in the streets since no one owns the only one that exists. Tune the engine to those limits, put racing tires, and you'll have more of a racecar than any Viper could possibly be.
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I don't know how you could define racecar to make the Viper look more tame than the R390, but considering the Viper in question was tuned to over 1100hp, I still think it's pretty hypocritical to complain about using a "racecar" with only 800.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SRT_Viper#Viper_ACR
"The American Club Racing (ACR) model was introduced in 1999. This model had suspension and engine enhancements focused on maximizing performance in road racing and autocross environments. "

http://www.supercars.net/cars/1391.html
"Unlike many others, Nissan built the road car first and built the racing version from it."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_R390_GT1
"Only 2 known R390 road cars were ever built, and one is stored at Nissan's Zama warehouse. The other was sold to a wealthy car enthusiast by auction."
 
I just owned a bunch of dirty racers in my Ford GT (No Stripe). We were racing on Sarthe No Chicanes and the idiots had other popular supercars. None of them knew how to brake and insisted on using me as one. On the first corner, I got launched across the sand pit and dropped back to last. I gradually caught up during the straight . One racer tried to ram me into the wall but I slammed the brakes and his car nailed the wall causing three cars behind him to crash. I soon went on to win. The host started cursing and then rage kicked me out the lobby.
 
Well, I know that I can't drive a Mazda RX-7 Type RZ with no asists on Comfort Softs to save my life. I was in a shuffle lobby and I kept accidently hitting people with my RX-7 because I kept losing a bit of grip in the corners. Of course, they kept hitting me too and they didn't drive fast enough in some areas on laguna seca.
 
Joined a JDM meet (mistake one) at Le Sarthe (here's two)

Host said "Race me" so I did. A full lap, anyone in the way would be kicked.

He was using an Impreza, I was in my RX8. I won fair and square, as he didn't know what a "brake" was and ended up on 3 gravel traps.

I typed (as he could hear my music through the mic) "Start it rev it launch it turn it crash it recover it rev it spin it drift it turn it babe, watch it crashed it lost it. Technologic." I was told to stop being cocky and set about cruising.

Then an idiot in his R35 span me out on the straight, so when I got near him (he crashed at the chicanes) I nudged him. Into a wall. Then into the gravel. He tried getting me but under steered into the gravel.

I typed "Ram it lose it crash it reverse it turn it rev it push it lose it crash it reverse it nudge it lose it crash it recover it drive it crash it miss it lose it. Off. You. Goooooo. Technologic. Technologic."

One guy laughed over his mic and referred to me as "Bangalter" so I went with the joke. The host crashed into another racer in the race (well, rammed into him) so I typed "Jesus Horem-Christo learn to drive. You're not on the Grid now..." He got so fed up that he kicked me. I sent him a message saying "Da Funk did you kick me for?" He replied and told me to "<Rhymes with Pluck> ur mom until she gos bangarang lolol"

I guess I'm not liked much by him... :D
 
legacyMACHINE
Joined a JDM meet (mistake one) at Le Sarthe (here's two)

Host said "Race me" so I did. A full lap, anyone in the way would be kicked.

He was using an Impreza, I was in my RX8. I won fair and square, as he didn't know what a "brake" was and ended up on 3 gravel traps.

I typed (as he could hear my music through the mic) "Start it rev it launch it turn it crash it recover it rev it spin it drift it turn it babe, watch it crashed it lost it. Technologic." I was told to stop being cocky and set about cruising.

Then an idiot in his R35 span me out on the straight, so when I got near him (he crashed at the chicanes) I nudged him. Into a wall. Then into the gravel. He tried getting me but under steered into the gravel.

I typed "Ram it lose it crash it reverse it turn it rev it push it lose it crash it reverse it nudge it lose it crash it recover it drive it crash it miss it lose it. Off. You. Goooooo. Technologic. Technologic."

One guy laughed over his mic and referred to me as "Bangalter" so I went with the joke. The host crashed into another racer in the race (well, rammed into him) so I typed "Jesus Horem-Christo learn to drive. You're not on the Grid now..." He got so fed up that he kicked me. I sent him a message saying "Da Funk did you kick me for?" He replied and told me to "<Rhymes with Pluck> ur mom until she gos bangarang lolol"

I guess I'm not liked much by him... :D
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HAHA I can't stop laughing at this post! Definitely the funniest thing I've read in a while. :lol:
We definitely need to hang out on GT5 soon. Feel free to FR me if you want. My PSN name is listed under my location. ;)👍
 
legacyMACHINE
"Start it rev it launch it turn it crash it recover it rev it spin it drift it turn it babe, watch it crashed it lost it. Technologic."

"Ram it lose it crash it reverse it turn it rev it push it lose it crash it reverse it nudge it lose it crash it recover it drive it crash it miss it lose it. Off. You. Goooooo. Technologic. Technologic."
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YES!!!!

legacyMACHINE
"<Rhymes with Pluck> ur mom until she gos bangarang lolol"
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Guess he is a Skrillex fan... An idling Mazda 787B makes better dubstep than him.
 
Got kicked for winning,seriously I drive all out trying not to ram people like the other people were,and this was in a clean room,I won by 20sec thanks to large amount of wrecking behind me.Straight afterwards I was kicked and told I was hacking?!In a shuffle race,jeez:grumpy:
 
CallmeDan
YES!!!!

Guess he is a Skrillex fan... An idling Mazda 787B makes better dubstep than him.
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That it true :)

ZDUPH
HAHA I can't stop laughing at this post! Definitely the funniest thing I've read in a while. :lol:
We definitely need to hang out on GT5 soon. Feel free to FR me if you want. My PSN name is listed under my location. ;)👍
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I'll add you later on, when my brothers haven't barricaded the door to the room where the PS3 is :-/
 
Just entered a road laws lobby,lets see how it goes...

Shortly afterwards I get disconnected,I ran into cox while in was in there
 
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