I enjoyed some popcorn while I read this thread.
Little interesting event happened today in the wild, wild world of the Open Lobbies. There was this room that had a description of "Clean Fun for EVRY1" or something, and it was based on the Top Gear Test Track. So, I got into my Mark IV to give it a daily spin and head out...
There were a couple of friendly faces who wanted to compete for best hotlap around the track, so I met them at the starting line. However, the room was chock-full of drag racers, ranging from X1 prototypes, Dodge RAM pickups, Audi R8s, Vipers, Veyrons, you name it; it was all there.
We couldn't get a clean start without at least one of these clowns trying to be funny and hit us head-on. Suddenly, the whole room, besides us three hotlappers, started to try and hit us head on. They bashed and beat up our cars for quite a while. If you ever wanted the Fire and Brimstone equivalent for Gran Turismo 5, I was surely experiencing it...
Then, we talked to each other via PSN PM about what we should do. We started to ghost every time a clown attempted to ram us. For every miss they scored, I had to remove my microphone as quickly as possible to avoid ear rape caused by frantically screaming kids.
We were ghosting them for quite a while, tricking them every now and then by not actually ghosting; they just slowed their car up to our fenders. They were, by all means, pissed off now...
Suddenly, the host just somehow started the race, but he had no intention of doing so. Me and my two buddies raced for two laps, completely destroying the competition of phony-butt drag racers (the only X1 prototype in the race just stood there). In a foolishly-hilarious attempt at revenge, the crybabies attempted to collide with us head on while we raced!
After we won, I couldn't stop laughing at such cries of retardation. I'm sorry if I offended anyone by calling young kiddies "retarded", but this was just damn-right hilarious! Anyone would have had the same reaction I did. Granted...