Worst You've Dealt With Online...

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I was in a cops lobby. Then i saw the car roster.
 
Well, finally had something to report on in this topic.

Just entered a room hosted by GTP_******** (i censored that) thinking "Ooooh, never been in a room hosted by a GTP'er before". It was a drag and tuning room on Route X, so i got my R35 GT-R Black Edition and modded it up a bit, then hit the track. No more than 30 seconds later did i hear someone say something about tyre choice or something to me (i had sports hards), and then i got kicked. :odd:

Then i came on here to try find that GTPer, but turns out they haven't been here since Jun 8, 2012, and left in a hissy fit. So at least now i know who to avoid anyway...
 
Getting tired of being kicked for setting fastest lap times in a room.

It's always along the lines of "lololol Lewis Hamilton, yeah right, I bet you're **** ". Then there's grumbling when your first hot lap sets a new lap record. Next stage is you blasting past the complaining drivers in question and breaking their lap times by several seconds, which tends to result in more swearing, accusations of cheating or hacking and "You have been kicked from the lobby". Stop being butthurt, why not ask for some tips or watch a couple of onboard laps to see where you're losing time?

On the other hand, I joined a fellow Brit the other day who was fast indeed, I was beating him by only a second or so. He asked if I could follow him and say where I think he's losing time, then asked if he could follow me to see what lines and braking zones I was using. We then had a couple of races, which were fun. Wish more people were like that. I'm not the fastest guy by any means, but I'm more than willing to give details about how I drive or what my set up is should anyone ask, no need to kick someone because your pride has been hurt. There's always someone quicker, I've found that at times where I just could not keep up and been in awe of that person's skill and give my respect, not a cry baby about it.
 
I have another online story to tell.

Just today, I finally finished tuning my Project Vehicle, which is a Honda Integra Type R (DC2)' 95. Being bored, and sick of drag racing against the AI, I decided to have some online fun. So, I joined in this cruise lobby in the London City Circuit, in my Integra.

I was expecting a fun race, or a legit cruise, due to the fact that the fellow drivers were driving near 550-PP vehicles, and mine being 518, I thought I could actually fit in, and not be mistaken for a ricer.

Ironically, I was called a Ricer by a kid driving a Prius, and so, I told him that the car is fully tuned and has over 400 Horsepower, and so, the person tries to use his car as a Roman-era Chariot, and follows me in every corner, and tries to ram and pit me over when I turn, but that seems to backfire for him, and instead of crashing in to me, he whacks into a wall and leaves the room.

Thinking that was over, The same person shows up in a Corvette ZR1, and pits my Integra off numerous times, but, the little car outsmarts the ZR1 and instead, the ZR1 crashes into the wall and I drive off, happily, at full throttle.

Later on, another person shows up in a Formula GT, along with the ZR1, and instead, successfully rams my Integra through the pits, and now, the Integra is no match for the ZR1 and the FGT combined, and so, I brought out my secret weapon to give them a taste of their own medicine.

I left the room, and switched to the RB X2014 Fan Car, and instead of driving the other side of the lane, like a genuine troll, I instead decided to drive as fast as I could, and make them destroy their tires or waste their fuel trying to catch the Red Bull. It was a success, and later on, after six laps of getting chased, I was changed into the ringmaster, and kicked the two out.
 
I have another online story to tell.

Just today, I finally finished tuning my Project Vehicle, which is a Honda Integra Type R (DC2)' 95. Being bored, and sick of drag racing against the AI, I decided to have some online fun. So, I joined in this cruise lobby in the London City Circuit, in my Integra.

I was expecting a fun race, or a legit cruise, due to the fact that the fellow drivers were driving near 550-PP vehicles, and mine being 518, I thought I could actually fit in, and not be mistaken for a ricer.

Ironically, I was called a Ricer by a kid driving a Prius, and so, I told him that the car is fully tuned and has over 400 Horsepower, and so, the person tries to use his car as a Roman-era Chariot, and follows me in every corner, and tries to ram and pit me over when I turn, but that seems to backfire for him, and instead of crashing in to me, he whacks into a wall and leaves the room.

Thinking that was over, The same person shows up in a Corvette ZR1, and pits my Integra off numerous times, but, the little car outsmarts the ZR1 and instead, the ZR1 crashes into the wall and I drive off, happily, at full throttle.

Later on, another person shows up in a Formula GT, along with the ZR1, and instead, successfully rams my Integra through the pits, and now, the Integra is no match for the ZR1 and the FGT combined, and so, I brought out my secret weapon to give them a taste of their own medicine.

I left the room, and switched to the RB X2014 Fan Car, and instead of driving the other side of the lane, like a genuine troll, I instead decided to drive as fast as I could, and make them destroy their tires or waste their fuel trying to catch the Red Bull. It was a success, and later on, after six laps of getting chased, I was changed into the ringmaster, and kicked the two out.

I should be in those rooms with you...

... So we can use our Cappuccinos. :P
 
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"can host trn off damge plz"

"Well, that would ruin the feel of Cops/Robbers. Cops should be able to disable their target's car."

"shut up ok u arent even host"

"Actually, I AM the room host."

"guys lets vote to kik FiftybelowZero :)"

"Well, if I was kicked, the room would close."

"no u stupid th host would be turned dwn"

"No it won't! This room is on Fixed Room Host. Are you retarded or something, that you didn't see the text "Fixed Room Host" right under the title of this room?"

sweg9000 has left the room.
 
I've got to say that hosts sticking to the same track , same PP and same car bore the heck out of me.
So they win the race in car x.
Then proceed doing it all over again ad infinitum.
Yawn.
The rooms I like best are when everyone runs multicars, especially if you've just won.
Back when GT5 came out, when I first started hosting, there was this guy with a very well tuned 111r. If he joined the room everyone knew he was just going to dominate. It was as if he just sucked the fun out of the room.

After some thought I came up with a rule that I still use to this day.

"IF YOU WIN you must retire car"

It is called hoff's rule - I won't say his whole PSN name, but he knows who he is. Actually I think he is a little proud I named the rule after him.
 
Back when GT5 came out, when I first started hosting, there was this guy with a very well tuned 111r. If he joined the room everyone knew he was just going to dominate. It was as if he just sucked the fun out of the room.

After some thought I came up with a rule that I still use to this day.

"IF YOU WIN you must retire car"

It is called hoff's rule - I won't say his whole PSN name, but he knows who he is. Actually I think he is a little proud I named the rule after him.

That's a good rule. Late in the evenings (at least here in the US), a guy runs a lobby where he goes through the various track types (World, Original, City, etc) one race on each, right down the list, with everyone on SS tires. The winner has to retire his car for the next 5 races. Even though I usually finish in the middle of the pack (or lower), it's always a great room.
 
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If the mods think this is too bad, I apologize and feel free to delete or edit this, but I have just had the displeasure of being in a lobby with the most disgusting keyboard warrior I have ever met.
Here are some rough snippets, with swearing censored :
.All ******** n****** should be killed
.Don't like driving near Stupid Muslims like you in case your car blows up
.Multiple rants aimed at Pakistanis specifically and East Asian people in general
.Why do Germans always get so p*****, stupid ******* nazis

You get the gist of what this guy is like.
I think he insulted every nationality in the room, was sexist, racist and homophobic and unfortunately became the room host with enough friends in the room that he wouldn't get kicked.

I couldn't even mute him, as he was typing it out l I k e. t h I s.
 
If the mods think this is too bad, I apologize and feel free to delete or edit this, but I have just had the displeasure of being in a lobby with the most disgusting keyboard warrior I have ever met.
Here are some rough snippets, with swearing censored :
.All ******** n****** should be killed
.Don't like driving near Stupid Muslims like you in case your car blows up
.Multiple rants aimed at Pakistanis specifically and East Asian people in general
.Why do Germans always get so p*****, stupid ******* nazis

You get the gist of what this guy is like.
I think he insulted every nationality in the room, was sexist, racist and homophobic and unfortunately became the room host with enough friends in the room that he wouldn't get kicked.

I couldn't even mute him, as he was typing it out l I k e. t h I s.
Sounds exactly like every British tween male
 
Well, besides being disconnected constantly on my old ps3, it's people that take a game way too seriously. I was in a room where I had won 3 races in a row and set poles and best laps in all 3. I had already been accused of cheating & hacking multiple times, because it's impossible for somebody to be better than the host, of course. Then in practice for the fourth race the host's friend was having connection issues, not able to see all the cars on track. The same guy that accused me of cheating for running a 49 second lap at London. "Really dude, show me where I could've short-cutted the track?" So he backs out & clears his cache. Comes back, "Yay, I can see everybody now!". "Oh, wait a minute, now I can't see somebody..." :( . Then he backs out to reset his internet. Little while later he's back again, "Yay, I can see everybody again!". "Oh GODDAMMIT! WTF! NOW I CAN'T SEE SOMEBODY WTF! ALL I WANTED TO DO TONITE WAS PLAY GT6 BUT I GUESS I CAN'T DO THAT WAH WAH WAH BOO HOO HOO!". Throwing a real bad drama queen sissy fit. Me to host, "Hey, it's been 20 minutes, how long do we all have to wait for crybaby? We're getting impatient." Doesn't even answer me, instant you have been kicked. So I typed him a message, "You didn't have to kick me, wtf?" His reply, "I hate it when people bitch"
 
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Well, besides being disconnected constantly on my old ps3, it's people that take a game way too seriously. I was in a room where I had won 3 races in a row and set poles and best laps in all 3. I had already been accused of cheating & hacking multiple times, because it's impossible for somebody to be better than the host, of course. Then in practice for the fourth race the host's friend was having connection issues, not able to see all the cars on track. The same guy that accused me of cheating for running a 49 second lap at London. "Really dude, show me where I could've short-cutted the track?" So he backs out & clears his cache. Comes back, "Yay, I can see everybody now!". "Oh, wait a minute, now I can't see somebody..." :( . Then he backs out to reset his internet. Little while later he's back again, "Yay, I can see everybody again!". "Oh GODDAMMIT! WTF! NOW I CAN'T SEE SOMEBODY WTF! ALL I WANTED TO DO TONITE WAS PLAY GT6 BUT I GUESS I CAN'T DO THAT WAH WAH WAH BOO HOO HOO!". Throwing a real bad drama queen sissy fit. Me to host, "Hey, it's been 20 minutes, how long do we all have to wait for crybaby? We're getting impatient." Doesn't even answer me, instant you have been kicked. So I typed him a message, "You didn't have to kick me, wtf?" His reply, "I hate it when people bitch"

 
Yeah there are a lot of butthurt, power-hungry hosts who take out their daily frustrations on people who give them advice, suggestions, or people who are just plain better than them.

But then there are some nice hosts as well, who let most things slide without a second thought.
 
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Monza room 650pp.
Host with fxx, me with zz,others with zz's and gt500 cars.
In freeride he does 1.32, i can easly do 1.31.
in the race there is a quite hard host vs me for the lead and i discover that the boost is activated cause of my sh..ty 1.38 laps.
i win the race and then i ask him gently to deactivate it because i hate when the car doesnt steer but he doesnt because he thinks it's just for the start and doesnt affect guys in first places or driving.
i "explain" him how the boost works and meanwhile the race auto-starts:
a good start plus a mistake of the 2nd and im in the lead but ofc, the annoying boost makes me slow in the turns. Meanwhile, the host is in the group of the noobs and onlygodknowswhy he crashes in the gravel and leaves the race.
i'm still in the lead with a 8secs gap, at some point i see a message of the host in the roomchat probably for me about the boost discussion and after 5 secs..."you have been kicked"... :grumpy:
message to the host asking why when he cant win,when someone is beating him,he has to cry and kick him, he replies insulting me ,that romanian kids like me are stupid AND that a friend wanted to join the room and because the room was full he had to kick someone, he picked me(oh well, 12/15 means that the room is full, and with 12 people to choose, he chooses the first in the race).
i reply that surely he doesnt see that near my name there is an italian flag,that im born and grown there and that he's a crybaby cause he kicks people who beat him with his rules. i say goodluck to him and his friend and to keep his oversteering fxx straight.
he replies with cc schumi.

butturt noobs.
 
I have something to contribute, but isn't as bad as some of these crazy stories of incidents in GT6 online.

I joined a Nurburgring free run earlier and have been driving different cars after every lap, but there were some people who just decided to drive fairly riced cars in the opposite direction on the last straight all in one cluster taking up the whole road. The only time I hit into one of the players was when I was about to finish my lap in my Clio V6, but there had to be someone going in the opposite direction, crashing, then rejoining track and cutting me off so I slammed into him. (He was in a 97T. I still wonder how some of these people are even able to win that car if they can't drive properly.) 2nd time I was finishing up a lap in my M5 they were at it again and decided to drag race in the opposite direction taking up the whole track width and not moving over at all. Basically forcing me to cut off track a bit and so I did without colliding with them. I forgot to mention that the hosts (few people left and room switched to new host) didn't do anything about it.

That's just about the worse that I've come across so far.
 

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