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Then don't start here.(Normally, I don't curse, but...)
Censor it ALL or don't post it.
Then don't start here.(Normally, I don't curse, but...)
View attachment 166149 I was in a cops lobby. Then i saw the car roster.
I have another online story to tell.
Just today, I finally finished tuning my Project Vehicle, which is a Honda Integra Type R (DC2)' 95. Being bored, and sick of drag racing against the AI, I decided to have some online fun. So, I joined in this cruise lobby in the London City Circuit, in my Integra.
I was expecting a fun race, or a legit cruise, due to the fact that the fellow drivers were driving near 550-PP vehicles, and mine being 518, I thought I could actually fit in, and not be mistaken for a ricer.
Ironically, I was called a Ricer by a kid driving a Prius, and so, I told him that the car is fully tuned and has over 400 Horsepower, and so, the person tries to use his car as a Roman-era Chariot, and follows me in every corner, and tries to ram and pit me over when I turn, but that seems to backfire for him, and instead of crashing in to me, he whacks into a wall and leaves the room.
Thinking that was over, The same person shows up in a Corvette ZR1, and pits my Integra off numerous times, but, the little car outsmarts the ZR1 and instead, the ZR1 crashes into the wall and I drive off, happily, at full throttle.
Later on, another person shows up in a Formula GT, along with the ZR1, and instead, successfully rams my Integra through the pits, and now, the Integra is no match for the ZR1 and the FGT combined, and so, I brought out my secret weapon to give them a taste of their own medicine.
I left the room, and switched to the RB X2014 Fan Car, and instead of driving the other side of the lane, like a genuine troll, I instead decided to drive as fast as I could, and make them destroy their tires or waste their fuel trying to catch the Red Bull. It was a success, and later on, after six laps of getting chased, I was changed into the ringmaster, and kicked the two out.
I should be in those rooms with you...
... So we can use our Cappuccinos.![]()
We should.. I'll use the 800BHP Volvo next
There was also a Midget inside the race![]()
Back when GT5 came out, when I first started hosting, there was this guy with a very well tuned 111r. If he joined the room everyone knew he was just going to dominate. It was as if he just sucked the fun out of the room.I've got to say that hosts sticking to the same track , same PP and same car bore the heck out of me.
So they win the race in car x.
Then proceed doing it all over again ad infinitum.
Yawn.
The rooms I like best are when everyone runs multicars, especially if you've just won.
Back when GT5 came out, when I first started hosting, there was this guy with a very well tuned 111r. If he joined the room everyone knew he was just going to dominate. It was as if he just sucked the fun out of the room.
After some thought I came up with a rule that I still use to this day.
"IF YOU WIN you must retire car"
It is called hoff's rule - I won't say his whole PSN name, but he knows who he is. Actually I think he is a little proud I named the rule after him.
Sounds exactly like every British tween maleIf the mods think this is too bad, I apologize and feel free to delete or edit this, but I have just had the displeasure of being in a lobby with the most disgusting keyboard warrior I have ever met.
Here are some rough snippets, with swearing censored :
.All ******** n****** should be killed
.Don't like driving near Stupid Muslims like you in case your car blows up
.Multiple rants aimed at Pakistanis specifically and East Asian people in general
.Why do Germans always get so p*****, stupid ******* nazis
You get the gist of what this guy is like.
I think he insulted every nationality in the room, was sexist, racist and homophobic and unfortunately became the room host with enough friends in the room that he wouldn't get kicked.
I couldn't even mute him, as he was typing it out l I k e. t h I s.
It was a drag and tuning room on Route X.
Sounds exactly like every British tween male
Well, besides being disconnected constantly on my old ps3, it's people that take a game way too seriously. I was in a room where I had won 3 races in a row and set poles and best laps in all 3. I had already been accused of cheating & hacking multiple times, because it's impossible for somebody to be better than the host, of course. Then in practice for the fourth race the host's friend was having connection issues, not able to see all the cars on track. The same guy that accused me of cheating for running a 49 second lap at London. "Really dude, show me where I could've short-cutted the track?" So he backs out & clears his cache. Comes back, "Yay, I can see everybody now!". "Oh, wait a minute, now I can't see somebody...". Then he backs out to reset his internet. Little while later he's back again, "Yay, I can see everybody again!". "Oh GODDAMMIT! WTF! NOW I CAN'T SEE SOMEBODY WTF! ALL I WANTED TO DO TONITE WAS PLAY GT6 BUT I GUESS I CAN'T DO THAT WAH WAH WAH BOO HOO HOO!". Throwing a real bad drama queen sissy fit. Me to host, "Hey, it's been 20 minutes, how long do we all have to wait for crybaby? We're getting impatient." Doesn't even answer me, instant you have been kicked. So I typed him a message, "You didn't have to kick me, wtf?" His reply, "I hate it when people bitch"
Dumping their real money for fake money and buying the car from the dealership.I still wonder how some of these people are even able to win that car if they can't drive properly.
Ah, forgot about the microtransactions. I've used it once for a different game. Never again, it felt like a waste.Dumping their real money for fake money and buying the car from the dealership.