Worst You've Dealt With Online...

I'm forever being kicked out of 70mph lobbies for "speeding."

When in reality I just take nearly every corner of the London track at 70mph.

And people always think I'm speeding because the aforementioned mini has far too much power and torque for its little wheels to take and spins them from 0-70mph.

Ah, the struggles of a room law obeying player on gt6...
 
So today, my friend and I were discussing this thread and we got into the worst, absolute worst we've encountered.

She's a girl, but you couldn't tell as she doesn't parade the fact, for obvious reasons...

She met a guy on GT5 who wouldn't leave her alone so she ended up blocking him. GT6 came and the guy made a new account called GT6(other) rather than GT5(other) so you'd have thought he'd have realised his actions were totally creepy right?


Wrong. He joined a lobby she was in and kept saying her name, and saying how he adored her and worshiped her. Not creepy at all...

Then a few weeks after this I was in a lobby with her and creepy. He was constantly asking for her phone number so my friend asked for him to be kicked. And the host refused. So soon he left and friend-o became host so she kicked him.

2 weeks later, he'd sent her a message (which she still has) saying

"I don't need your BS lady. I got a girl now you can (Eh-hem) off before she gets angry.

Bye (female dog)"

So she sent him a message saying "Does this mean I'm finally rid of you? I mean it's been months of being stalked by you. You clearly don't learn quickly as even after I blocked you, you have still acted like you did before.

Tell your girlfriend she's an idiot to even want to speak to you if this is how you act"

He sent back (this gave me a rage induced twitch)

"Actually, it has been you on my tail for months get your story straight before you accuse me of something I never did

Also I don't. Because I care about her and not you ok? I just want you for your body"

Which is odd seeing as he'd never even seen her...

Wow, so is your friend okay now? No other creeps disturbing her?
 
RedBull Ring, 720pp lobby, onlygodknowswhy everyone is using gt500 cars.
I'm tempted to take the minolta and win easly but i just take my 667pp stealth gtr.
10 laps race, high slipstream,low boost, normal depletion,1 pit required.
race starts and seems that nobody can at least stay in the track.
Everyone do pit stop on 3rd-5th lap. on 10th lap i have a giant 29 secs gap.
I enter the pits, bob does a drive-thru, counted as pit, i win with 20 secs gap.


"You have been kicked"
 
So today, my friend and I were discussing this thread and we got into the worst, absolute worst we've encountered.

She's a girl, but you couldn't tell as she doesn't parade the fact, for obvious reasons...

She met a guy on GT5 who wouldn't leave her alone so she ended up blocking him. GT6 came and the guy made a new account called GT6(other) rather than GT5(other) so you'd have thought he'd have realised his actions were totally creepy right?


Wrong. He joined a lobby she was in and kept saying her name, and saying how he adored her and worshiped her. Not creepy at all...

Then a few weeks after this I was in a lobby with her and creepy. He was constantly asking for her phone number so my friend asked for him to be kicked. And the host refused. So soon he left and friend-o became host so she kicked him.

2 weeks later, he'd sent her a message (which she still has) saying

"I don't need your BS lady. I got a girl now you can (Eh-hem) off before she gets angry.

Bye (female dog)"

So she sent him a message saying "Does this mean I'm finally rid of you? I mean it's been months of being stalked by you. You clearly don't learn quickly as even after I blocked you, you have still acted like you did before.

Tell your girlfriend she's an idiot to even want to speak to you if this is how you act"

He sent back (this gave me a rage induced twitch)

"Actually, it has been you on my tail for months get your story straight before you accuse me of something I never did

Also I don't. Because I care about her and not you ok? I just want you for your body"

Which is odd seeing as he'd never even seen her...
Well well well, I have nothing to say.
 
RedBull Ring, 720pp lobby, onlygodknowswhy everyone is using gt500 cars.
I'm tempted to take the minolta and win easly but i just take my 667pp stealth gtr.
10 laps race, high slipstream,low boost, normal depletion,1 pit required.
race starts and seems that nobody can at least stay in the track.
Everyone do pit stop on 3rd-5th lap. on 10th lap i have a giant 29 secs gap.
I enter the pits, bob does a drive-thru, counted as pit, i win with 20 secs gap.


"You have been kicked"

When my friend hosts lobbies with a pit stop required we make sure that no one pits on the last lap. If you pit on the last lap you don't have to endure a full pit stop, and that gives you an instant unfair advantage over everyone else. We always make it clear to everyone that it will result in a kick if you put on the final lap and we haven't had anyone do it yet.

Did the host say anything about it not being okay to put on the final lap?
 
Found a F3 lobby running on Brands Hatch late last night (something like 10:50 PM EST) and decided to give it a shot, as I had had enough MW3 for the day. I see '20 Lap Enduro' or something related to that.

Went in, began messing around with the settings in order to better the car. (Meaning screwing it up, I sometimes have no idea what I'm doing with tuning.)
Not realizing what I'd done to the car by messing with the settings, I left racing hards on in the back, with racing mediums in the front.

I qualify somewhere around 6th out of 12, so not the best position to start, but a decent one nonetheless. Host purposely put in a bad time so he could watch for any trouble at the back of the grid.

Start of the race, and I find myself on the outside of another driver heading into the hairpin. Instantly, me and the 5th place guy found ourselves in the wall, as apparently the 8th place driver ran into the 7th, who then hit us. Host gives out a warning, as we continue, now down in 9th and 10th.

The rammer's made his way up to 5th by the 4th lap, with us (me and the guy I got shoved off with - we'll call him pushed-off) chasing him (and, because of my aggressive driving style, the front tires are starting to give out, giving me worsening understeer.)

Going into Surtees after getting an excellent run through Graham Hill, I poke my nose under him (the rammer), and he cuts right across in front of me. He gets loose, allowing pushed-off to escape through on the outside and begin his charge to the lead.

Knowing he's going to either dive-bomb into P-O or brake-check me into Hawthorns, I roll off the throttle - and he tries a brake-check, allowing me to slip past on the inside, and make a charge forward.

I actually had to pit twice when everyone else did it once; the pit decided to spit me out the first time without changing tires or anything. Uneventful until the final lap

Final lap, and I'm somehow in 4th (three drivers ahead of me after the 2nd pitstop had a massive crash at Surtees on lap 17, no idea how it happened) with the rammer behind me, and closing in. I'm catching P-O, as he pitted earlier than everyone else & said he was losing grip at a fast rate. Hawthorns is coming up again, and I know I'm going to get dive-bombed by the rammer.

I purposely carry too much speed into the turn, hoping I can bounce off the wall and keep going - which was successful, as the rammer tried to use me as a rolling chicane and missed.

Final turn, and I slip by P-O on the outside to take a podium finish - as a massive explosion of swearing erupts from the TV - guess the rammer was beyond pissed that I'd outfoxed him (well, not really.)

Host kicks him after we'd explained what had happened (and muted the rammer.)

Get a sweary PSN message about 30 seconds later, telling me to "go 🤬 in your own mouth you 🤬"

Replied 'enjoy the block' and blocked him.
 
When my friend hosts lobbies with a pit stop required we make sure that no one pits on the last lap. If you pit on the last lap you don't have to endure a full pit stop, and that gives you an instant unfair advantage over everyone else. We always make it clear to everyone that it will result in a kick if you put on the final lap and we haven't had anyone do it yet.

Did the host say anything about it not being okay to put on the final lap?
As far as i remember,no.
When i joined the room and when everyone joined in the track and the auto-countdown started, host said nothing. Maybe he said it before i joined the lobby.
By the way, why should i do a pitstop in a 10 lap race when in the 10th lap i still have more than half fuel and all the tires have more than 7-8?
In a 10 lap race,especially in a small track like RedBull ring, i expect to see a fast depletion, normal is good for like 10-20 laps, even the wall knows that gt500 cars dont event touch the tires, and my advantage was big because everyone, as i said, were newbies, and all with base models of hsv,supras and 350z, cars which make less than 660 pp maxed vs my gtr which makes 667pp maxed.

To be honest, this is my first time i get kicked because of pit in the final lap, honestly i dont even know if i was kicked for that(the host was spanish, would not be the first time i get kicked from spanish guys for my "flag" or my driving skill, cause many spanish guys cant even steer).
 
Quick from the early Sunday morning.

Joined a Nurburgring trackday lobby with my Az-1 and decided to just have some fun really.

Half way through the lap, I am approached by a guy in a Range rover Evougue in the worst colour ever (it was the Java green from the Spitfire...) when he realised the red, the wing and the 5 spoke wheels were supposed to look like an F40's. This... Didn't go down well.

"What the s p a c e d???"
"What?"
"Is that supposed to fool anyone???"
"Is what...?"
"You made it look like an F40."
"A bit I guess."
"That's stupid. Can't you afford a real f40?"
"Well no... But I can get an in game one"
"What???"
"I don't have a spare half million GBP, but I do have a spare amount of Cr. understand now?"
"No... Host. Kick E21 (I think we all know what I was thinking at this point...)"

(You have been kicked out)

5 minutes... And one guy getting too angry about a simple paint job... Means I get kicked. And worse... He called me E21...
 
Quick from the early Sunday morning.

Joined a Nurburgring trackday lobby with my Az-1 and decided to just have some fun really.

Half way through the lap, I am approached by a guy in a Range rover Evougue in the worst colour ever (it was the Java green from the Spitfire...) when he realised the red, the wing and the 5 spoke wheels were supposed to look like an F40's. This... Didn't go down well.

"What the s p a c e d???"
"What?"
"Is that supposed to fool anyone???"
"Is what...?"
"You made it look like an F40."
"A bit I guess."
"That's stupid. Can't you afford a real f40?"
"Well no... But I can get an in game one"
"What???"
"I don't have a spare half million GBP, but I do have a spare amount of Cr. understand now?"
"No... Host. Kick E21 (I think we all know what I was thinking at this point...)"

(You have been kicked out)

5 minutes... And one guy getting too angry about a simple paint job... Means I get kicked. And worse... He called me E21...

There's some irony in the fact he was giving you grieve about having a baby F40 when he was driving a baby Range Rover. :odd:

Mind you, the closest thing to a normal one is the Stormer Concept at 500.000cr (50.000 more than a F40 :scared:) so maybe he was angry that he couldn't afford it. :lol:

On a side note, my AZ1 is now painted in F2008 Rosso :sly:
 
Quick from the early Sunday morning.

Joined a Nurburgring trackday lobby with my Az-1 and decided to just have some fun really.

Half way through the lap, I am approached by a guy in a Range rover Evougue in the worst colour ever (it was the Java green from the Spitfire...) when he realised the red, the wing and the 5 spoke wheels were supposed to look like an F40's. This... Didn't go down well.

"What the s p a c e d???"
"What?"
"Is that supposed to fool anyone???"
"Is what...?"
"You made it look like an F40."
"A bit I guess."
"That's stupid. Can't you afford a real f40?"
"Well no... But I can get an in game one"
"What???"
"I don't have a spare half million GBP, but I do have a spare amount of Cr. understand now?"
"No... Host. Kick E21 (I think we all know what I was thinking at this point...)"

(You have been kicked out)

5 minutes... And one guy getting too angry about a simple paint job... Means I get kicked. And worse... He called me E21...
Just...lol.
 
Then he calmed down, after telling me to kill myself on two occasions for my automotive taste.
 
Maybe he calmed down after I told him tha:

"Car's are my favorite thing, and that my favorite car not being the same as his does not mean I'm a Fascist. So take a chill pill or go home, all you're spewing now is toxic"
 
Oh yeah

Logged in to get my 200% bonus and I got a message telling me I was an idiot. I tried to remember who this guy was

Then I remembered I was messing around in a trackday in my Abarth 500 "touring car" and winding up the super cars who couldn't get away.

I love that petit car
 
Something that annoyed me just happened earlier.
Im in a Cruise/Drag room, on Le Sarthe no chicanes
I Get out my beloved CRX SiR, with my 3000M/Tunnel tune equipped, and roll on up to where everyone was lined up,

So my first opponent rolls up next to me, an '07 Vits RS 1.5

We line up, get ghosted, and were off.

I'm ahead as soon as we launch, i stayed ahead went on to win, completely left him behind, when i finished you could even see his username he was so far behind.

We line up again, and the same thing happened, left him behind, username not visible when i finished.

He said: "whoops wrong tune LOL".

He backed out, reappears and we line up again.

We set off, i get ahead immediately as before, and 10 seconds later, his engine suddenly maxes RPMs and he flies ahead of me, getting 6-7 car-lengths ahead, before his burst of acceleration stopped. I started catching up again, then i get next to him, as soon as i got next to him he slammed on his brakes and turned around.

I stopped and said " I sense nos"


after i said this, he said "it must be my VVTi"

I Said, "Well how do you explain your sudden burst of speed, and how it only lasted around 10 seconds?"

he said " i would hav spun like crazy off the line if i was usin nos"

I Said "But you did spin off the line, and valve timing doesn't give you a burst of acceleration like you had." "Run me again, just to be sure"

He refused to run me again, and just sat at the end of turns watching me race other people.

Afterwords, he left the room.


After i left, i bought an '07 Vits RS 1.5 and Fully upgraded it. Final output: 282 HP 897KG

My CRX: 326HP 867KG, and a really good tune.

I Think he was using Nos.
 
In a 400PP SH Nurb Race lobby with a few friends (@KM964 was the host). After a good race, we all congratulated each other. While preparing for the second race, someone joined who would later be flamed by absolutely everyone. :lol:
Random: can u enable nos and set tires to no limit
KM964: No
Random: i wanna run my gtr gt3 car but i cant get it down to 400PP
Me: Really? Do you honestly expect that to work?
Random: wats wrong with that
Me: If you need anything other than SH tires to drive a 400PP car, then you might want to consider leaving this session. We are all clean racers who can handle a car on SH tires.
Random: **** u tire hating ***** go **** urself u ***
Me: Wow you're a fiesty child indeed. Are you 10? Is that what the '10' in your name stands for?
Random: **** u im 16!!!!!!
Me: Yep, clearly...
Random: change ur name to jeep-im-a-tire-hating-*****
Me: Get out you immature brat. Clearly you're too young to play this game.
He was then kicked. Hate mail quickly followed.
 
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