Chapter 10: 4th Wall Remodeling
It's been three days since I got home. The day after, I felt the repercussions of using the reckless abandon mode. I'm pretty sure that at this point, any psychiatrist would say I was mentally scarred by this. I practically went into a panic attack when I remembered how close to death I was right there. But I've been through worse. I didn't get the title "Most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse" by clinging on to things like that. By day two, I merely thought it a memory best confined to my subconscious, and by today, I'm pretty much okay. I'm afraid that this may make me scared of driving fast, but I've got no other choice. And besides, I run headlong into danger as is, I'll be fine. I hope.
So, I woke up this morning to the unique sound of the neighbor's stupid dog barking. It actually was a pretty nice day out, so none of Seattle's drizzle, which is good, considering my plans for today. I sat up in bed, and looked directly to my left. There, on the wall above a car that doesn't exist and below a Zonda, was a Delta Integrale rally car.
My views on that car have changed so much in just a day. From a cool car that no one understands, to the very object of fear, a force that should be reckoned with. I smirked a bit at that picture before I got up out of bed, went to the bathroom, and went downstairs. I made some toast, because toast, and checked my cupboard.
"There... Are no Froot Loops or any other kind of cereal."
I quickly downed the toast, got on my jeans and a GT shirt (I actually did get a prize for beating those records, a truck delivering GT merchandise crashed into my yard, and as consolation, I kept whatever fell out. I have GT everything now.) and walked outside. It was about 70 degrees, so nowhere near Amalfi, but it was still warm enough. Ah, but that dog's barking again, what to do, what to do...
I hit upon an excellent idea; I grabbed the shoulder mounter supersoaker I got a few years back, and filled it up. This sucker was powerful enough to have recoil when firing, I'd like to see what it does for a 10 lb dog. I walked back out again, flipped the switch on the air compressor, let it get 30 psi, and let her loose. That dog did two backflips before landing gracefully on the neighbor's prized tulips. I very quickly hid the super soaker, brushed off the dirt on my shirt, then got into my MR2, Azzuro Cuneo. That name's getting cooler and cooler. The car smelled like it always does, except for that brief time it smelled like spinal fluid, so I started the engine. The four cyl. had a calming effect on me, and with my mind cleared, I put her into gear, and went.
The area around me is full of racers, for whatever reason, people around here get an itch when they drive cars, so my town is a hotspot of racers. I had no trouble finding people who felt like me in school, and that continued through life. Two friends are drag racers, one is a rally driver in the Paris Dakar, one races LMPs, and one races the Pikes Peak. I'm the only one, other than Jason, to do the GT races, so we've got many bases covered. I waved at the driver of a 350Z, and he waved back. He had a GT badge on the side of his car, but he wasn't a racer. I asked him a few months ago.
I pulled into the parking lot of The Store. I walked in, and while getting the box of Froot Loops, I noticed again, the sheer amount of things you can buy here. I was under the impression C4 was illegal...?
After paying, I walked out again, and noticed something interesting. I saw an MR2. Not just and MR2 either, it was an AW11, same generation, and looking at the body, same year too. But the most important part, was the GT symbol on the side. Perhaps he was a poser, but there was only one way of finding out. As the man got out of his car, I walked up to him.
"Excuse me, sir."
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Hello. What is it?"
"I was wondering if you were a GT racer."
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Actually, I am. Did the GT badge set it off?"
"Yeah, but there's a lot of posers around here, you never know."
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Yeah. Are you a GT racer, too?" He looked down at my shirt.
"I am, but what really caught my attention was your car, It's the same model and year of mine. Mine's blue, though."
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Wow, really? Is that it over there?"
"Yep, my pride and joy. So, what mods have you given this car?"
We spoke about the modifications we put on our cars, and it turns out, his has much the same equipment as mine, but a step further. His has a better exhaust, better suspension, an LSD, and a GT stage 1 NA tuning kit.
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Yeah, after this, I was planning on driving over to the Driving Park, and doing a few laps around Motorland."
"That's cool, so was I! When are you going?"
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Right now."
"Me too. My name's David, by the way. let's head as a caravan."
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Tatsuya."
I hopped in my MR2, and tailed the other MR2. After a few hours of driving, We arrived at Motorland.
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Here we are. Actually, did you want to drive my car?"
"What? Oh sure! I'd love to."
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Here's the keys, take care of her. If you're going to crash, make the damage as light as possible."
He winked. That scared me.
And so I got into his car. I was thinking it should be almost the same as my car, but with more power, but as I drove onto the track and set off, I realized that wasn't the case.
"Woah..."
The ridiculous oversteer present in my MR2 was completely gone here. This man knew how to tune this car, and he's done a great job. It's been lightened, and none of the weight I felt in my MR2 was here. This is exactly how I want mine to feel like.
I finished two laps, then pulled off to hand the car back.
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So? How is it?"
"That is the best car I've ever driven."
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Hahaha, yeah, she's a good one, isn't she?"
"Yeah. There was none of the oversteer I get in mine, how did you do that?"
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You're having trouble with oversteer too? I had a lot of difficulty, especially under braking, with the oversteer. It all but disappeared, though, when I bought a 1.5 way differential for it."
"A diff? Didn't think that would do it, but now it makes sense. I had to put 50 kilos of balast in my car to keep it from flying everywhere."
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Well that's what I did here. I think the 1.5 ways are about $4,250, so they're not cheap, but they're worth it. You gonna stick around? Do a few laps?"
"Nah, I'm good. Thank you so much!"
I started to walk back to my car, but Tatsuya called over to me.
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Hey, I never caught your last name."
"Oh, Johnson. David Johnson."
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Dav... David Johnson?! THE David Johnson?! The one who beat the undefeated champion at Amalfi?!"
"He was undefeated?"
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Yeah! Wow, I finally got to meet you! I knew you lived in Seattle, but I really should have recognized the car! I'm glad I was able to help the "Shadow of Seattle"!"
""Shadow of Seattle?" What's that?"
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It's your nickname, you're practically a legend, considering how you beat a rally driver at his own game."
"Huh. Never heard it before."
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The name's Imahara. Here's my number. Put in a good word with the GT Association, will you?"
"Haha, sure. See ya!"
I got in my car, and left, not quite sure how I failed to get his name before we arrived at Motorland, but at any rate, I drove back home. There were a lot of advertisements for the GT series, they must hold a lot of power in the world. I pulled back in to town, drove up to my house, and found the neighbor's dog strangely absent. Right as I walked in the door, the phone rang. I put the Froot Loops away, and answered the phone.
"David's murder for hire, you bring 'em, I swing 'em. By bring 'em, I mean you bring them over to my house, and by swing 'em, I mean I swing my metal bat at their face until they inevitably die. How may I help you?"
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Damn it David, I told you to stop answering the phone like that. Anyway, come over to my house, I need to talk with you."
"Suuure thing. So it's the full hit, complete with the house isolation and optional clean up package? That'll be $19,999."
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See you." *click*
Looks like I have another trip today.
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His house is kind of small, but it seems much larger with the technically illegal Suzuki Cappuccino in the garage. It's no more than 20 feet wide, and is two stories, so it seems like it belongs in a place where space is a little more limited. Ah, whatever. I pulled into his driveway, making sure to put a wheel on his perfectly manicured front lawn. I say lawn, but it's more like a small patch of grass. He hates it when anything happens to it, and since its one of his very few berserk buttons, I make a note to take full advantage of it at all opportunities.
"So, you don't just invite me for scones and tea, what is it?" I said, walking through the door.
I turned the corner to another room, and my answer was found. Lying on his coffee table were scones and tea.
"I stand corrected."
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Damn straight you stand corrected, but that's not why I brought you here. I think the readers are pretty curious too."
"I thought there was no breaking the fourth wall."
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It's chapter 10."
"Ah."
I sat down on the chair opposite his sofa. He had a laptop with a web-cam set up on the end of the table.
"What's that thing for?"
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Hey, kid, you're finally here."
"Andrea? That you?"
"Yep. Here over Skype. So, The reason why you're here is you've got a problem with your car."
"What's wrong with it? It's fine."
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So you think. But I saw you driving, and your car was sliding all over the place."
"Oh, about that. I got it under control. A person I met told me what I needed to do."
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Oh? What's that?"
"I need to buy an aftermarket LSD for it, a 1.5 way."
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And do you know how expensive one of those is?"
"About $4,250."
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And don't you think you should first spend that money on something you can win more races with?"
"What are you trying to say?"
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Look, I know you adore that MR2, but the money you need to spend to make it a better car, able to win more races, is better spent on another car. Okay? We're not saying sell the MR2, just spend the $15,000 you've got on a faster car, so you can make your car competitive."
"So, buy a car fast enough to win races that get enough money to make my old car into a faster car?"
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Erm, if the readers can understand that, then yes."
"Yeah, guess you're right. I'll need about 30,000 to make the Wedge fast enough for the MR-Races. I'll go withdraw some money from the bank and go buy an Autotrader."
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Good luck with that."
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May I suggest something rear-wheel drive? It'd be redundant to get an MR, and I'm not sure how experienced you are with AWD and FWD."
"I'll see about it."
I got in the MR2 and drove to The Store again. I figured I'd get the three generations they show, Classic, 90's 1, and 90's 2. There's a bit of a problem though, they have cars from everywhere, and it's often when a person would have to fly to a different country to get their car. I don't have to worry about it with the GT license, but it's still annoying. I was actually lucky with my MR2. Anyway, bought the three Autotraders and headed home. I sat down at my coffee table, and looked through the books in chronological order, starting with the Classics. I saw a Fiat 500. If the Life step has less power than my lawnmower, then the 500 has less horsepower than me. Well, looking through, nothing gave me anything near the feeling the MR2 gave me. The Miata has too little power, the RX-7 dittos that, but the R32 looked relatively okay. Waaaaay to expensive, but that's because it had less than 10 miles on it.
The 90's gave me a better time. Not much better, mind you. Most interesting cars were either too expensive, like the GT-Rs, or too ugly, like the first Evos. I liked the Subaru Impreza, but only as a fall back. I found a really cheap GT-R, though. R33, for almost 17,000. Expensive, but still reasonably within my budget. There were ridiculous amounts of RX-7s, but I've heard only horror stories about their oversteer, so I held off on those.
In the second book, my luck changed completely. The 240SX looked nice, black, and it was in Portland, so almost local. Flipped through some more, found a bunch of Evos and Impretzels, and I was about to call about the 240SX, when I flipped to the last page.
There it is again. That feeling. The feeling I've found what I'm looking for. For the low cost of $10,350, a Nissan Silvia S15. Not only that, but it was an R-Spec. 250 hp, and from what I've heard, perfectly capable of 400+. I was sold on that, but not only that, it's blue. Yeah, it's got the aero kit, but holy cow, man, it's freaking blue! Oh. Downside. The car is in Japan. Well, minor problem. Then I had a brilliant idea.
*ring ring* *click*
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Hello, Tatsuya here. How may I help you?"
"Hello, this is David Johnson."
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Oh, hey David! What's up?"
"I was going to pick up myself a new car, I don't have enough funds to make the MR2 as fast as I'd like. I found the car I want, but there's a small problem. It's in Tokyo, and since you're Japanese, I was hoping you could help me."
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David, what race are you?"
"Erm, I'm half German-"
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So I'll call you up when I need something in Germany, right?"
"I have an American accent. You have a very slight Japanese accent."
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Oh. You cheater. Yeah, I grew up in Shinjuku, I'll be able to help you. When will we be going?"
"I've got a plane, we can fly over at any time."
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You have your own plane? Whatever. I'm actually on vacation as of today, and it'll last a few weeks. We can go tomorrow."
"Alright, see you tomorrow."
I hung up the phone. I'll be flying to Japan tomorrow, home of some of the best cars and the weirdest culture. I can already tell we're going to get in trouble over there, and all I can do is ride the incredibly awesome storm out. So I called up Jason.
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Find a car? We had a bet going. Andrea said you'd choose an RX-7, I said you'd choose a rally homologation car. Which is it?"
"Andrea's closer. Silvia S15, and we're getting on a flight to Japan tomorrow, hurry and pack."
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Uh. Okay."
And thus, we were set on a new path. A path full of seafood and strange references no one will understand.
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Two days later
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I hate international flights, they always take so long."
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Welcome to life. And Japan."
We were all in a cranky mood. Being stuck on a plane sucks. It's better that we had a bunch of things to do on the plane, but it still sucked.
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David, you kept the number for the car, right? Call in."
I walked over to a payphone and made the call.
"It's ringing."
I handed Tatsuya the phone. We were, after all in Japan, I doubt they'll speak English.
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He does. Here."
"Uh, hello?"
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David Johnson? Driver of the Blue MR2?"
"That's me."
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I'd be glad to sell this car to you. Get over here ASAP, I'd like to talk to you."
"Okay, thanks! We'll get there... Tatsuya! How long will it take?"
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About two hours."
"In three hours. We'll be there soon. Bye."
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Bye!"
I factored in a bit of excess time in case we needed it.
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So. Will we take two cars? We brought the Life Step, the Cappuccino, and the MR2."
"Huh. Wait."
I had a brilliant idea, one that rivals the brilliant idea I had earlier.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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I think so."
We looked around, then back at each other.
"TINY VAN!!!"
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TINY VAN!!!"
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TINY VAN!!!"
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End of chapter 10. I do not condone incredibly awesome activities. Any comments are appreciated. Wait until the next chapter to see what happens with the Life Step.
This is the start of a new arc, not really sure how long it'll last. I'm guessing ten or so chapters.