Your 1st Kiss...

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Well i don't want to get into any more detail ;) plus i only consider the last one really a kiss, you know a one that actually meant something.. :)
 
JohneyPixel
Well i don't want to get into any more detail ;) plus i only consider the last one really a kiss, you know a one that actually meant something.. :)
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Is this on the same grounds that my mother kissing my injuries as a form of placebo to stop them from causing me as much pain does not count as a first kiss, even though that's the earliest time that I can recall being kissed.
 
Who? Me? Does something about me bother you? I can start pretending to be the kid who used to bully me (and everyone else) in school, continually boasting about going down to the horse riding stables and having sexual intercourse, a boast which I believe got him in trouble with the police when they came in to do one of their patronising community talk things that police officers often go into schools and do. Or not.

Madertus
Jesus Christ stop trolling about that MOTHERLY KISS thing ;/ You know what this thread is about.
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I have autism and take everything literally. When I am asked when my first kiss was I try to remember when the first time I was kissed was and remember being kissed by my mother after I fell over aged 2. I am sorry if it annoys you, I cannot help it.
 
Roger the Horse
Who? Me? Does something about me bother you? I can start pretending to be the kid who used to bully me (and everyone else) in school, continually boasting about going down to the horse riding stables and having sexual intercourse, a boast which I believe got him in trouble with the police when they came in to do one of their patronising community talk things that police officers often go into schools and do. Or not.

I have autism and take everything literally. When I am asked when my first kiss was I try to remember when the first time I was kissed was and remember being kissed by my mother after I fell over aged 2. I am sorry if it annoys you, I cannot help it.
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You just take everything so literally.

It's okay,I think it's funny.
 
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I know it sounded harsh, sorry about that. I did not by any chance mean to bully you.

I know what it means to be bullied. There were at least 12 people stalking me because of my surname for 14 years of my life. It ended in 3rd grade of secondary school. Break time, school playground full of people - one of those guys was standing in front of me (I was sitting on a bench), offending me (if you need to know that, my surname is pretty close to offensive Polish word for gentleman's sausage). The next thing I know there's that *bing* in my head like you know, a broken border. I headbutted him in his solar plexus and dislocated his shoulder.

From then on, nobody ever tried to bully me.

Once again, I'm sorry about that comment above :cheers:
 
Now, I don't mean to be abrupt, but I think getting back on topic is in order :D Even though my post has nothing to do with the topic.. From now on then :P
 
Madertus
I know it sounded harsh, sorry about that. I did not by any chance mean to bully you.

I know what it means to be bullied. There were at least 12 people stalking me because of my surname for 14 years of my life. It ended in 3rd grade of secondary school. Break time, school playground full of people - one of those guys was standing in front of me (I was sitting on a bench), offending me (if you need to know that, my surname is pretty close to offensive Polish word for gentleman's sausage). The next thing I know there's that *bing* in my head like you know, a broken border. I headbutted him in his solar plexus and dislocated his shoulder.

From then on, nobody ever tried to bully me.

Once again, I'm sorry about that comment above :cheers:
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Perhaps, you guys should kiss and make up.

*tumbleweed*

I'll get my coat.
 
Madertus
I know it sounded harsh, sorry about that. I did not by any chance mean to bully you.

I know what it means to be bullied. There were at least 12 people stalking me because of my surname for 14 years of my life. It ended in 3rd grade of secondary school. Break time, school playground full of people - one of those guys was standing in front of me (I was sitting on a bench), offending me (if you need to know that, my surname is pretty close to offensive Polish word for gentleman's sausage). The next thing I know there's that *bing* in my head like you know, a broken border. I headbutted him in his solar plexus and dislocated his shoulder.

From then on, nobody ever tried to bully me.

Once again, I'm sorry about that comment above :cheers:
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Don't worry about it. I used to be really messed up because of my autism, but now it only really comes up when I run into the occasional thing where I have to take it literally, and I'm not sure why. I had to take this thread literally for some reason, not sure why. You learn how to deal with these things.

I got bullied in school by this guy, then I said something to him one day when he was (physically) assaulting my best friend that made him collapse on the floor and break down in tears. Never bothered me again after that, and then he b:censored: off to the distant land of sheep.
 
Roger the Horse
Don't worry about it. I used to be really messed up because of my autism, but now it only really comes up when I run into the occasional thing where I have to take it literally, and I'm not sure why. I had to take this thread literally for some reason, not sure why. You learn how to deal with these things.

I got bullied in school by this guy, then I said something to him one day when he was (physically) assaulting my best friend that made him collapse on the floor and break down in tears. Never bothered me again after that, and then he b:censored: off to the distant land of sheep.
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To deal with the problem of you taking everything literally, try having more of a sense of humour. Try and see the funny side out of it instead of the literal side of it.
 
Roger the Horse
I got bullied in school by this guy, then I said something to him one day when he was (physically) assaulting my best friend that made him collapse on the floor and break down in tears. Never bothered me again after that, and then he 🤬 off to the distant land of sheep.
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He went to New Zealand?

And to add, if you feel offended by something I say... Or type as the case may be, it's almost 100% positive that I am joking.
 
Skython
He went to New Zealand?

And to add, if you feel offended by something I say... Or type as the case may be, it's almost 100% positive that I am joking.
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New Zealand's to cool for him. He wound up in Wales. Off topic, as is the whole of this thread now, so to drag it back on to topic I'll say that that guy had his first kiss with a sheep.
 
Ellis
Nobody picking up on that slight racism there? :lol:
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I'm not trying to be racist. All I know is that he moved to Wales and Wales is famous for farming sheep. I also wanted to do an experiment to see whether the first response to that was that he moved to Wales or moved to New Zealand, as both are famous for sheep. The first response was that he moved to New Zealand.
Also, his first kiss was probably with a sheep from somewhere in Ireland, or more likely, an Irish pony, as he liked ponies.
 
Madertus
IMO 'strange' is a bit wrong word for describing people.

Original sounds better I think ;p
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No, I'm strange. People are allowed to call me that. I'm the sort of person who performs experiments to see whether somebody identifies 'distant land of sheep' as meaning Wales or New Zealand.

The guy who beat everybody in my school up's first kiss was probably with an Irish animal because he was from Ireland, and it was a well known fact that he liked to do strange things with animals, particularly horses and ponies.

Back on topic. I just remembered that a girl at my school randomly walked up to me and kissed me for no reason and then walked off when I was 11. Does that count?
 
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Roger the Horse
No, I'm strange. People are allowed to call me that. I'm the sort of person who performs experiments to see whether somebody identifies 'distant land of sheep' as meaning Wales or New Zealand.

The guy who beat everybody in my school up's first kiss was probably with an Irish animal because he was from Ireland, and it was a well known fact that he liked to do strange things with animals, particularly horses and ponies.

Back on topic. I just remembered that a girl at my school randomly walked up to me and kissed me for no reason and then walked off when I was 11. Does that count?
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Maybe he watches too much MLP ;) ?
 
Roger the Horse
What are you saying about people who watch My Little Pony, particularly considering you have a picture of one of a My Little Pony as your avatar? :scared:
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Meh? At least I leave the ponies of real life alone and not do... *ahem* strange things with them :yuck: .
 
Roger the Horse
I'm not trying to be racist. All I know is that he moved to Wales and Wales is famous for farming sheep. I also wanted to do an experiment to see whether the first response to that was that he moved to Wales or moved to New Zealand, as both are famous for sheep. The first response was that he moved to New Zealand.
Also, his first kiss was probably with a sheep from somewhere in Ireland, or more likely, an Irish pony, as he liked ponies.
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I quite literally do this........

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As I read this post :lol: Worst cover for a bit of stereotypical english racism to the Welsh ever :lol:
 
Ellis
I quite literally do this........

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As I read this post :lol: Worst cover for a bit of stereotypical english racism to the Welsh ever :lol:
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I will admit that what I was saying was basically stereotypical english racism towards the welsh, but it was done with the aim of seeing whether the first response was that I was talking about a stereotype of Wales, or a stereotype of New Zealand, as both stereotypes are similar to each other. I'm just strange and ask myself these questions.

Simple Matt
Well I'm of welsh decent and half kiwi.. Technically.. I'm screwed hahaha :grumpy:
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Don't worry, I'm not trying to offend people. Welsh people do not have sex with sheep, and people from New Zealand are not sheep, as the stereotypes go. (Well some Welsh people may have sex with sheep, but no more than the number of people from England or Ireland or Argentina or Denmark or Korea who have sex with sheep, or similar farm animals. Some may argue that sheep from New Zealand are people, but Humans from New Zealand are not sheep.) I'm always experimenting with how people react to vague comments.

I apologise most sincerely to any one has been offended.

OH NO! DOUBLE POST! I APOLOGISE MOST SINCERELY FOR DOUBLE POSTING TOO!
 
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Roger the Horse
Don't worry, I'm not trying to offend people. Welsh people do not have sex with sheep, and people from New Zealand are not sheep, as the stereotypes go. (Well some Welsh people may have sex with sheep, but no more than the number of people from England or Ireland or Argentina or Denmark or Korea who have sex with sheep, or similar farm animals. Some may argue that sheep from New Zealand are people, but Humans from New Zealand are not sheep.) I'm always experimenting with how people react to vague comments.

I apologise most sincerely to any one has been offended.

OH NO! DOUBLE POST! I APOLOGISE MOST SINCERELY FOR DOUBLE POSTING TOO!
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Hahaha mate I laugh at when people give me crap for being a sheep shagger.. Australia probably has the more sheep then any other country in the southern hemisphere.. NSW has more sheep then NZ :lol:
 
Simple Matt
Hahaha mate I laugh at when people give me crap for being a sheep shagger.. Australia probably has the more sheep then any other country in the southern hemisphere.. NSW has more sheep then NZ :lol:
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I'm not calling you a sheep shagger. I like doing an experiments testing peoples reactions to things. It's why I said that I'm weird earlier on in the thread, even though someone tried to tell other posters off for calling me weird.

I think the lack of reaction to the fact that I was saying that the guy who went around beating everyone up at my school ACTUALLY did do strange things with animals is interesting.
 

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