Your 1st Kiss...

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I think the lack of reaction to the fact that I was saying that the guy who went around beating everyone up at my school ACTUALLY did do strange things with animals is interesting.

I don't.

Anywhoo we have gone completely off topic.
 
Roger the Horse
I'm not calling you a sheep shagger. I like doing an experiments testing peoples reactions to things. It's why I said that I'm weird earlier on in the thread, even though someone tried to tell other posters off for calling me weird.

I think the lack of reaction to the fact that I was saying that the guy who went around beating everyone up at my school ACTUALLY did do strange things with animals is interesting.

You like reactions? My reactions can't be put into words. But I must thank you, you post some of the most entertaining things I have ever read.
 
I don't.

Anywhoo we have gone completely off topic.

It's a hard topic to stick to though. I would like to know if the random girl snogging me in the school playground when I was 11 counts as a first kiss. I don't have much interest in (being involved in) romantic or sexual relationships, so I find it hard to tell.


You like reactions? My reactions can't be put into words. But I must thank you, you post some of the most entertaining things I have ever read.

Why thank you. I believe that you deserve an internet for that, or a kiss with the woman/man of your dreams.
 
Had mine when i was 15, dude just kind of stole it from me, i not even closed my eyes and felt that my heart were in my throat. :lol: Was not the best experience, i tell you.

That was with my first boyfriend.
 
Meh? At least I leave the ponies of real life alone and not do... *ahem* strange things with them :yuck: .

Yeah, real ponies are boring... They're sort of just like cows but with a visual enhancement. But to be honest a real calf is probably better than a real pony. Wait, this is a thread about kissing, not farm animals. :odd:

Pfft, imagine how boring that would be, ponies without magic, or wings. Sheesh.
 
. Wait, this is a thread about kissing, not farm animals. :odd:

Pfft, imagine how boring that would be, ponies without magic, or wings. Sheesh.
But what about ducks? They are farm animals but never get a mention?
 
This isn't a laughing matter.

Not really, no, it isn't. In fact, if you're between the ages of thirteen and twenty-one, and have never experienced the kind of kiss the OP is talking about (and quite lucidly explained, too) then it's probably something you have given thought to at one time or another.

It's important - for many reasons.

Let's start with a little Desmond Morris; he says that kissing goes back to the time mates would check in each others mouth's for food. And of course Parent to Child mouth-to-mouth feeding is not uncommon.
So when you kiss a person who is a likely mating partner, you are instinctively searching (and also strongly via pheromones due to the proximity then of your partner) for compatibility. The first kiss - whether it's your first ever kiss with any possible partner or your first kiss with the latest partner with whom you are searching compatibility with, is an important one and basically will tell you right away whether that person is going to be the right mate.

We'll talk about the drugs that are released in the brain through kissing, later. ;)
 
But I knew she wasn't the right partner when I added her on facebook the day after and saw her without tequila and vodka making up 90% of my blood...
 
Not really, no, it isn't. In fact, if you're between the ages of thirteen and twenty-one, and have never experienced the kind of kiss the OP is talking about (and quite lucidly explained, too) then it's probably something you have given thought to at one time or another.

It's important - for many reasons.

Let's start with a little Desmond Morris; he says that kissing goes back to the time mates would check in each others mouth's for food. And of course Parent to Child mouth-to-mouth feeding is not uncommon.
So when you kiss a person who is a likely mating partner, you are instinctively searching (and also strongly via pheromones due to the proximity then of your partner) for compatibility. The first kiss - whether it's your first ever kiss with any possible partner or your first kiss with the latest partner with whom you are searching compatibility with, is an important one and basically will tell you right away whether that person is going to be the right mate.

We'll talk about the drugs that are released in the brain through kissing, later. ;)

That is very interesting indeed. Tell me more!
 
I believe it's time I post here... :P Interesting stories here. :)

Joining the no first kiss yet club as well. :lol: Too be honest, not really something I'm too concerned with. The good old high school drama stuff of relationships have really turned me off from attempting to go for a close romantic relationship. In the past, I was a bit of a hopeless romantic, often stupidly fantasizing about how things would be with a perfect girl. Of course, it hasn't turned out the way I hoped back then, so I gave up around the middle of high school. Besides, most of the girls these days in my school just aren't my type... Being around them makes me feel old for some reason. Just haven't moved along with the times that well. :ouch:

I've had many close relationships (as in friendship) with girls, more so than most of my male friends, funny enough. Being a support for them and often being the guy they can actually talk to when having their problems. (Emotionally that is...) Near the end of middle school (or junior high as it's called elsewhere), I had a really close relationship with this one girl. Both nerds who had rather similar life experiences and shared many things between ourselves. Being the wimp I am, I never had the courage to actually ask her on a date or anything. I kept feeling that I was gaining the courage throughout the years (we've known each other since elementary school), but I was cut off from ever having the chance to ask her. I did have a feeling of being her "guy"(Don't know how to word it without sounding as cheesy as knight), over small things that is. (Such as killing spiders for her since she had arachnophobia) Turned out someone I met through another friend who barely knew us, ended up asking her out... She barley knew him and he had asked her out over Facebook, of all places. Perfect timing too, since it was right before my birthday. Just a great crushing feeling that brought so much down at the beginning of high school. Over the years, I have gotten used to them being together and made a decent relationship with my friend's boyfriend. Now, I'm very well over it and currently uninterested on relationships.

And that's my story of how close I've gotten...to possibly having a first kiss.

It doesn't concern much to me these days, but I do hope to find a nice girl sometime in the near future... Good luck to everyone who hasn't found that nice person to start them off. :)
 
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I believe it's time I post here... :P Interesting stories here. :)

Joining the no first kiss yet club as well. :lol: Too be honest, not really something I'm too concerned with. The good old high school drama stuff of relationships have really turned me off from attempting to go for a close romantic relationship. In the past, I was a bit of a hopeless romantic, often stupidly fantasizing about how things would be with a perfect girl. Of course, it hasn't turned out the way I hoped back then, so I gave up around the middle of high school. Besides, most of the girls these days in my school just aren't my type... Being around them makes me feel old for some reason. Just haven't moved along with the times that well. :ouch:

I've had many close relationships (as in friendship) with girls, more so than most of my male friends, funny enough. Being a support for them and often being the guy they can actually talk to when having their problems. (Emotionally that is...) Near the end of middle school (or junior high as it's called elsewhere), I had a really close relationship with this one girl. Both nerds who had rather similar life experiences and shared many things between ourselves. Being the wimp I am, I never had the courage to actually ask her on a date or anything. I kept feeling that I was gaining the courage throughout the years (we've known each other since elementary school), but I was cut off from ever having the chance to ask her. I did have a feeling of being her "guy"(Don't know how to word it without sounding as cheesy as knight), over small things that is. (Such as killing spiders for her since she had arachnophobia) Turned out someone I met through another friend who barely knew us, ended up asking her out... She barley knew him and he had asked her out over Facebook, of all places. Perfect timing too, since it was right before my birthday. Just a great crushing feeling that brought so much down at the beginning of high school. Over the years, I have gotten used to them being together and made a decent relationship with my friend's boyfriend. Now, I'm very well over it and currently uninterested on relationships.

And that's my story of how close I've gotten...to possibly having a first kiss.

It doesn't concern much to me these days, but I do hope to find a nice girl sometime in the near future... Good luck to everyone who hasn't found that nice person to start them off. :)

All my hopes of getting a kiss at all are gone. I asked a girl I really liked and she said no. I also asked several other girls in the past and they said no too. What am I doing wrong :banghead: ?!

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<- *plays sad song*
 
When you say ask do you literally mean asking them for a kiss. Because that can put a girl off in some cases :)
 
Don't go to them, let them come to you, make yourself look like you have confidence.
I see where you are coming from... going to have t try that for a while.
I'm (obviously) among the ones who haven't had a first one yet. :sly:
Actually I've had a kiss, my 0th one :lol: .
When you say ask do you literally mean asking them for a kiss. Because that can put a girl off in some cases :)
No, that would be kinda embarrassing for me to ask for a kiss straight... I meant asking them out on a date type of ask :P .
 
Don't go to them, let them come to you, make yourself look like you have confidence.

That's how I got my first one. Once I absolutely knew by her actions and words that she liked me, I went in for the kill and asked her out. Its been almost 6 months now.
 
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That's how I got my first one. Once I absolutely knew by her actions and words that she liked me, I went in for the kill and asked her out. Its been almost 6 months now.

I was in that position once, where I could have gone out with someone, but then I found out that she never stops talking... So I fled. :lol:
 
Skython
I was in that position once, where I could have gone out with someone, but then I found out that she never stops talking... So I fled. :lol:

If I told you how I stop my missus talking, I'd get banned :sly:
 
That's how I got my first one. Once I absolutely knew by her actions and words that she liked me, I went in for the kill and asked her out. Its been almost 6 months now.

But the thing is how do you get the girls to like you in the first place?
 
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