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Moderator Application Form (Office use only)

GTPlanet/Jordan

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First Name: You probably can`t pronounce, so I´ll skip that one

Username: Monatsende

Nationality: German

Post Count: over 6.000

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year? - Ähm, yes.

If you are over 17 years of age, have you passed your driving test? - Twice: civil and military

If yes, where, when and with what driving school? See above, long time ago, I`m old.

Have you been previously banned or recieved a (major/minor) infraction? Yes, yes. Bad boy but good at heart. Getting older (post-wise) makes me a bit wiser - hopefully.

If yes, please elaborate: I was stupid, young and/or emotionally loaded.

Current Browsing routine: Marketplace, Q&A, Rumble Strip

What date are you available to start work? Work?

Previous GT/Racing Experience: GT1, GT2, GT5, NFS (just testing), Tourist Trophy (a bit)

Skills and Qualifications: Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies: 100% Gold Licenses, Platin Trophy

When did you join GTP? Feels like ages - less than 2 years ago.

Hot Topics created/posts: Marketplace/Trades/Gifting, Off-Topics (Latest Purchase, Photoshopping others pictures and funny stuff...)

Locked Threads: None (only by myself)

References (Current Friends): I won`t snitch on anybody. (But I do have a friends list here and on PSN/SEN.)

UserName/ Post Count: Monatsende/ ...and counting

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I certify that information contained in this application are made to the best of my knowledge and belief. I don`t understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

Signature: Monat*

Date: 2013/02/21 (or like we Europeans do: 21.02.2013)
 
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Try living in China with that name! A usual first meeting:

"Mr....Seen? Sorn? Shaon?..."

Similar to living in Japan with a name like Craig then. Kureg. Kuragu. Kuraigu-san. As for my surname? Forget about it. My wife had a nightmare trying to translate it into Kanji for my visa application. Kuraigu-san it is then.

Although my colleagues call me Creg. As in, the American pronunciation. :mad:
 
Moderator Application Form (Office use only)

GTPlanet/Jordan

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First Name: Noob........................ (Joel)

Username: Noob616 (previously known as noob616)

Post Count: 4,161

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year?

Yes.

If you are over 17 years of age, have you passed your driving test?

But of course. The streets have never been the same since my '03 Corolla on snow tires started patrolling them.

If yes, where, when and with what driving school?

Young Drivers of Canada. I got to drive a Yaris and the teacher only had to use her passenger side brake once! My instructor's name was Jill. We talked a lot about school. She was nice. One time I brought her coffee before my driving test.

Have you been previously banned or received a (major/minor) infraction or a warning?

Yes.

If yes, please elaborate:

Told someone to "shut the 🤬 up" once 4 years ago. Smallhorses let me know that wasn't particularly well received 'round these parts. I learned to interwebz shortly thereafter.

Current Browsing routine:

Start in the Infield, make my way into the Rumble Strip, make my presence known in the Opinions forum, peek around at Cars in General, and then check on PC and Console gaming.

What date are you available to start work?

February 30th, 2013.

Previous GT/Racing Experience: GT2 through GT5P. I played GT5 once. Once I got in a race in my car while my brother was riding his bike. When I got home later somehow I was the bad guy for running into him when he cut me off.

Skills and Qualifications: Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies: I can be the goalie for the GTP hockey team. I excel at excel, and I can burp the alphabet. Backwards.

When did you join GTP?

July 17, 2007

Hot Topics created:
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=211624
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=179720
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=118122

Locked Threads:
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=106157
Can't remember if I locked this or not.

References: Danny said he'd do my nails and take me shopping. Joey D called me a real Canadian once.

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I certify that information contained in this application is true and complete. I understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

Signature: N616

Date: I was thinking about asking Danny to the dance, but I see he's going with Katie so I'll probably ask Keef.

Additional Information: (Why do you feel like you would be a good applicant to receive the position of Moderator?):*

GT6 will be coming soon. You guys need another Canadian to be polite to everyone and direct traffic.

(Bonus question which may improve your chances: Do you appreciate the legend...wait for...dary Moderators? (anyone in particular? *cough*TB*cough* ): Wait, Legendary's a mod? And I'm all for TB research, we need to find a cure!
 
Moderator Application Form (Office use only)

GTPlanet/Jordan

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First Name: Tyler

Username: TheBook

Post Count: About seven decent ones

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year?: Yuuup.

(If you are over 17 years of age) Have you passed your driving test?: You mean I had to take a test?

If yes, where, when and with what driving school?: What's a driving school?

Have you been previously banned or received a (major/minor) infraction?: Well, I did help get a thread locked once for "random crap" over in the GT2 section, but I'm not the only guilty party, I swear! :lol:

If yes, please elaborate: See above.

Current Browsing routine: Usually while sitting on a 5-gallon bucket.

What date are you available to start work?: Uhm, when I get the phone call.

Previous GT/Racing (Game) Experience: Lots. 5x24h winner in GT4-5, completed GT and GT2 several times, finished in the top 6,000 in this year's GT Academy-and that's just my Gran Turismo experience.

Skills and Qualifications (Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies):4xSuper Licenses, 1 I-A (GT1), won LMP-B class at the WRS 3 Heures du Mans (though I was the only finisher, so I'm not sure if that counts)

When did you join GTP?: July 18, 2007 (has it really been almost six years already?)

Hot Topics created (and posts): I ran the GTP Cool Wall for a while until interest in it died out.

Locked Threads: Not a thread I started, but one I had a hand in ending: https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=97450

References (Current Friends): I'm spending time filling out a fake application on a VIDEO GAME FORUM. You think I have friends?

UserName/ Post Count: TheBook/2104

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I hereby certify that information contained in this application is true and complete. I understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

Signature: asdffghasfgj;ahgjl;a

Date: 21 Feb 2013

Additional Information: (Why do you feel like you would be a good applicant to receive the position of Moderator?): Because racecar.

(Bonus question which may improve your chances: Do you appreciate the legend...wait for...dary Moderators? (anyone in particular? *cough*TB*cough* :D)
yes
 
Moderator Application Form (Office use only)

GTPlanet/Jordan

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First Name: Michael

Username: Terronium-12

Post Count: 15,979

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year?: Sure have.

(If you are over 17 years of age) Have you passed your driving test?: I don't even have a Permit.

If yes, where, when and with what driving school?: No school, no license, no permit. Stop harassing me already, god.

Have you been previously banned or received a (major/minor) infraction?: Yes.

If yes, please elaborate: Had my original account closed.

Current Browsing routine: Places that needn't be mentioned--places that give me migraines.

What date are you available to start work? Yesterday.

Previous GT/Racing (Game) Experience: GT 1-5, Forza 1-4 (and Horizon), GTR 2, GTR Legends, rFactor, pCARS, R3E... the list just goes on like that.

Skills and Qualifications (Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies): I hold every license in GT 1-5 in both gold and silver trophy trims, and am a D3 Gold driver in the WRS... which I no longer participate in because GT5 has bored me half to death. I held the No. 1 and 3 spots on Monaco and Monza in the dry and wet in F1 2010 and 2011, respectively. That is until the cheaters came around with their impossible lap times.

Trophies? I don't care about no stinkin' trofeez!


When did you join GTP?: April 14th, 2008 as Renown; April 22nd, 2009 as Terronium-12.

Hot Topics created (and posts): Renown Tuning
Renown Tuning Unleashed
Pimp My Gun


Locked Threads: Don't wanna look.

References (Current Friends): Everyone hates me. Oh, I'm stalked occasionally does that count?

UserName/ Post Count: Terronium-12; 15,979.

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I hereby certify that information contained in this application is true and complete. I understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

Signature: T-12.

Date: February 21st, 2013

Additional Information: (Why do you feel like you would be a good applicant to receive the position of Moderator?): The internet is serious business and someone needs to tame it. I can be that person.

(Bonus question which may improve your chances: Do you appreciate the legend...wait for...dary Moderators? (anyone in particular? *cough*TB*cough* :D)
I hate everyone.
 
Moderator Application Form (Office use only)

GTPlanet/Jordan

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First Name: Nii-Ayi

Username: GranTurismo916

Post Count: 3,139

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year?: Yes

(If you are over 17 years of age) Have you passed your driving test?: No

If yes, where, when and with what driving school?:

Have you been previously banned or received a (major/minor) infraction?: No

If yes, please elaborate:

Current Browsing routine: GT5 (In general), GT5 Marketplace & Tuning, Cars in General, Rumble Strip (sometimes)

What date are you available to start work?: Uhhh...

Previous GT/Racing (Game) Experience: ????

Skills and Qualifications (Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies): Confused here as well.

When did you join GTP?: February 13 2011

Hot Topics created (and posts):

My Request Replica Thread
Guess That Logo
"All the cars in the world"


Locked Threads:
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=270435
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=269574
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=262391


References (Current Friends):
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/member.php?u=173740

UserName/ Post Count: GranTurismo916/3,139

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I hereby certify that information contained in this application is true and complete. I understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

Signature: Nii-Ayi

Date: 2/21/13

Additional Information: (Why do you feel like you would be a good applicant to receive the position of Moderator?):

(Bonus question which may improve your chances: Do you appreciate the legend...wait for...dary Moderators? (anyone in particular? *cough*TB*cough* )
 
T-12, you had you're original account closed? Was that just to make way for 'Terronium', or did you misbehave? :sly:
 
T-12, you had you're original account closed? Was that just to make way for 'Terronium', or did you misbehave? :sly:

No, I didn't misbehave. Not on the original account anyway...

I only ever made this account because I couldn't remember the password for Renown, but once I did, and remembered to do so, I asked to have it locked up. :P
 
T-12, you had you're original account closed? Was that just to make way for 'Terronium', or did you misbehave? :sly:

If a mod had a banned account to their name due to there actions I would be a bit surprised I have to say.
 
No, I didn't misbehave. Not on the original account anyway...

I only ever made this account because I couldn't remember the password for Renown, but once I did, and remembered to do so, I asked to have it locked up. :P

Ah, well that makes more sense. :lol:

As haitch said, I'd be very surprised if a moderator had an infraction, let alone a banned account. :P

Thanks for the reply T-12. :cheers:
 
Moderator Application Form (Office use only)

GTPlanet/Jordan

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First Name: Ben

Username: porthillking

Post Count: A thousand something?

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year?: Yes indeedy

(If you are over 17 years of age) Have you passed your driving test?: I'm 15 :(

If yes, where, when and with what driving school?: N/A

Have you been previously banned or received a (major/minor) infraction?: Once, with my first post :ouch:

If yes, please elaborate: I forgot my grammar

Current Browsing routine: Facebook, GT5, GT6, F1, Rumble strip, much more. :P

What date are you available to start work? Yesterday, but I can only work 'till today.

Previous GT/Racing (Game) Experience: We need experience?! :scared:

Skills and Qualifications (Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies): Does HotWheels count?

When did you join GTP?: 1/09/2011

Hot Topics created (and posts): 0 :D

Locked Threads: 1 I think, but you've gotta find it ;)

References (Current Friends): I'm all alone, there's no one here besides me.

UserName/ Post Count: I've already told you this goddammit!

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I hereby certify that information contained in this application is true and complete. I understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

Signature: porthillbenking

Date: 22/02/2013

Additional Information: (Why do you feel like you would be a good applicant to receive the position of Moderator?): It's quite simple:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

(Bonus question which may improve your chances: Do you appreciate the legend...wait for...dary Moderators? (anyone in particular? *cough*TB*cough* )
Hmm, Famine's infinite wisdom maybe? :P
 

Moderator Application Form (Office use only)

GTPlanet/Jordan


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First Name: Johnny

Username: Carbonox

Post Count: Higher than the majority of GTP.

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year?: Yup.

(If you are over 17 years of age) Have you passed your driving test?: Nope.

If yes, where, when and with what driving school?: N/A

Have you been previously banned or received a (major/minor) infraction?: Absolutely not! I'm a good boy.

If yes, please elaborate: Very good boy.

Current Browsing routine: Racing Series, Motorsport (NASCAR only TBH), Rumble Strip, Opinions & Current Events.

What date are you available to start work? Any date.

Previous GT/Racing (Game) Experience: Bunch of F1 titles, old WRC game from 2001, GT3, GT4, some MotoGP games, later GT5.

Skills and Qualifications (Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies): License golds and WRS results are for boasters. I'm the Suzuki Swift champion from Season 3, that's enough OK? :P

When did you join GTP?: April 2011, exact date escapes me.

Hot Topics created (and posts): Daily Wanker Thread Circumcision thread and "Would you shoot to kill" thread. Both of which have kinda died. :(

Locked Threads: None IIRC.

References (Current Friends): Furinkazen (greetings to the brothel).

UserName/ Post Count: Carbonox / nearly 7000

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I hereby certify that information contained in this application is true and complete. I understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

Signature:
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Date: Feb 22nd 2013

Additional Information: (Why do you feel like you would be a good applicant to receive the position of Moderator?): I love to put an abrupt end to any stupid trolling business while making a joke about it.

(Bonus question which may improve your chances: Do you appreciate the legend...wait for...dary Moderators? (anyone in particular? *cough*TB*cough* :D) Only if they appreciate me back. ;)
 
GTPlanet/Jordan

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First Name: Kyle

Username: SlipZtrEm

Post Count: Over... Wait... Under 9000!

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year?: Nine and a half.

(If you are over 17 years of age) Have you passed your driving test?: I've been over 17 since I joined (just). Full G license here in Canuckistan, yes.

If yes, where, when and with what driving school?: Hamilton in 2006 for the full G. Grabbed my G1 in 2002 and my G2 a year later. Can't remember the driving school's name, only the loud, angry Serbian teacher and his rusted out 80's Sentra.

Have you been previously banned or received a (major/minor) infraction?: I was probably part of the group a handful of in-thread warnings were directed at back in the pre-GT5-release times. Oh, and one non-official PM warning.

If yes, please elaborate: The PM was regarding an old member in the Open Road who had a massive Audi bias and a habit of making up "insider info" and presenting it as fact. I may have slipped into insults with him. Of course, he was banned...

Current Browsing routine: Main index, open tabs of Infield, Rumble Strip, Site Support, GT5 (and a few subsections within), and GT6. Then tabs of all interesting threads. It makes it harder to miss something.

What date are you available to start work? November 21, 2010.

Previous GT/Racing (Game) Experience: I've owned all the previous full iterations of GT, with all except GT1 being bought on release day. Also grabbed Tourist Trophy and GTPSP on release day, and Prologue very late. Owned the original NFS (1 and 3), spent a fair amount of time (and money on my first wheel) with F12k2 and it's associated mods on PC, before SimBin went legit. Currently play more FM4 than any other racing games, and am typically in the Top 1%.

Skills and Qualifications (Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies): See above. Can't remember my placing in Academy 2012, but aimed to beat most of my PSN friends, and did (even previous winner Bryan on a handful). All gold licenses on all owned PD games. Believe I was D2B in Prologue's WRS, but could be wrong. Competed in the old Board Challenges in the GT3 and GT4 days. Oh, an won a year's tuition playing GT4, thanks to Sony. Giant novelty cheque still exists!

When did you join GTP?: August 30, 2003.

Hot Topics created (and posts): I was really active (much to some users' chagrin) in the premium vs standard thread pre-release. My most popular thread, by views, is either the Photomode FAQ or my Photomode Gallery...

Locked Threads: Tons! I lock at least four of my own threads every week :sly:

References (Current Friends): References are available upon request.

UserName/ Post Count: See above.

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I hereby certify that information contained in this application is true and complete. I understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

Signature:
Scribble scribble loop scribble.

Date: February 22, 2013

Additional Information: (Why do you feel like you would be a good applicant to receive the position of Moderator?): I wouldn't even need a new badge!

(Bonus question which may improve your chances: Do you appreciate the legend...wait for...dary Moderators? (anyone in particular? *cough*TB*cough* :D) I'd like to thank TB for providing the doughnuts on the day I made it into the lounge. Our blacksmith for quality banhammers on par with Mjolnir, and the in-house seamstress for the most-excellent cape.
 
Moderator Application Form (Office use only)

GTPlanet/Jordan

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First Name: Not the right time to give it to you guys.

Username: Fazerfan

Post Count: 441

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year?: Nope, only month and maybe a week?

(If you are over 17 years of age) Have you passed your driving test?: Nope.

If yes, where, when and with what driving school?: See above.

Have you been previously banned or received a (major/minor) infraction?: Yes.

If yes, please elaborate: I had another account but requested to permaban it because i didnt like the name of it.

Current Browsing routine: Check subscribed thread, check the rumble strip and latest posts. Maybe 3 hours max?

What date are you available to start work? Now.

Previous GT/Racing (Game) Experience: Started at GT2.

Skills and Qualifications (Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies): GT5 all Licenses golds and silvers. Trophies about 65% done.

When did you join GTP?: January 16 2013.

Hot Topics created (and posts): None.

Locked Threads: None.

References (Current Friends): Should i put here guys on my GTP friend list? If i remember correctly Sparkytooth and Guardian.

UserName/ Post Count: Fazerfan/441

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I hereby certify that information contained in this application is true and complete. I understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

Signature: Fazer

Date: 22.2.2013

Additional Information: (Why do you feel like you would be a good applicant to receive the position of Moderator?): Because i am......
 
Moderator Application Form (Office use only)

GTPlanet/Jordan

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First Name: Nicholas (But you may call me Nick)

Username: race'emhard

Post Count: 2611

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year?

Yes

If you are over 17 years of age, have you passed your driving test?

Yes

If yes, where, when and with what driving school?

Sophomore year in Driver's Ed.

Have you been previously banned or received a (major/minor) infraction?

Yes

If yes, please elaborate:

Being stupid, the only one I got too.

Current Browsing routine:

Just looking around wherever, and the pony thread.

What date are you available to start work?

Yesterday

Previous GT/Racing Experience:

The GT series, various NFS titles, F1 games, and the Ridge Racer series.

Skills and Qualifications: Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies:

Being a 16 year veteran of the series, you tend to know what you're doing and can pass license tests with relative ease.

When did you join GTP?

April 9th 2009

Hot Topics created/posts:

Um... I guess the Red Bull RB9 launch thread, I guess.

Locked Threads:

I've had a few of those...

References (Current Friends): FYI, fhe majority of them are bronies.

UserName/ Post Count: race'emhard/2,611

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I certify that information contained in this application is true and complete. I understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

Signature: race'emhard

Date: 2/22/13

Additional Information: (Why do you feel like you would be a good applicant to receive the position of Moderator?):

The GT5 sub-forum can use all the mods it can get.

(Bonus question which may improve your chances: Do you appreciate the legend...wait for...dary Moderators? (anyone in particular? *cough*TB*cough* :D)

They are all appreciated.
 
GTPlanet/Jordan

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First Name: 'Steve' to my friends, 'Helen' to my special friends

Username: 'axletramp' to my friends, still 'Helen' to my special friends

Post Count: Over 11,000 containing perhaps 3 or 4 of any merit

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year?: 1 year? Pfft, over 11.

(If you are over 17 years of age) Have you passed your driving test?: Man, I learnt to drive in an Austin Allegro - feel my pain!

If yes, where, when and with what driving school?: Sevenoaks, Kent in 1987. Come on, how the hell am I supposed to remember that?

Have you been previously banned or received a (major/minor) infraction?: Yep, some **** said I swear to much!

If yes, please elaborate: FFS, see above you lazy ******* ****!

Current Browsing routine: Wake up and check out all the female members' recent posts in a really creepy manner, send them inappropriate messages and then shower. :sly:

What date are you available to start work? I never 'work' on a first date.

Previous GT/Racing (Game) Experience: Was a member of the mighty GT Forum before it collapsed. I've played all versions of GT except GT4, before that I've pretty much played everything from the Atari ST onwards.

Skills and Qualifications (Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies): Skills? I'm a fantastic lover. Pfft, qualifications are for squares.

When did you join GTP?: 21st January 2003.

Hot Topics created (and posts): My recent threads are more serious than they were 10 years ago. I mainly post race reports and apparently 10% of the posts in the Premium Rambles thread.

Locked Threads: None. But I'm always willing to help anyone trying to get one closed.

References (Current Friends): Be my guest, all my friends are idiots.

UserName/ Post Count: Repeating ourselves, aren't we? ;)

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I hereby certify that information contained in this application is true and complete. I understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

Signature: Well, my signature dish is a seriously good steak chilli. Is that what you meant?

Date: 23rd February 2013

Additional Information: I've been on TV and won a bronze medal at the 1983 Scalextric UK finals. Yeah, the chicks love a winner! :sly:

So, when do I start?
 
Moderator Application Form (Office use only)

GTPlanet/Jordan

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First Name: Alex

Username: Skython

Post Count:

Shouldn't you be able to figure that by yourself? No matter what number I say it will soon become wrong...

Have you been a member of GTPlanet for at least 1 year?:

... Hmmmm. I think so... Wait, you could find this info out yourselves too, one thing to being a mod is that you should know the site... Find it out yourself...

(If you are over 17 years of age) Have you passed your driving test?:

Yes...
(No you haven't, admit it)
Shut up, I do...
(Do you)
Fine then, I don't because I'm a butt... Just stop talking to me via your funky brackets...

If yes, where, when and with what driving school?:

Wait... They exist in real life?

Have you been previously banned or received a (major/minor) infraction?:

Nope... I got a warning once for not knowing something, does that count?

If yes, please elaborate:

Uh, you need to answer my question first... But while I'm here, I must say I do have an extraordinary ability of posting, and making other members completely desert the thread. You don't even need to lock it, I just need to post and it's will be left for years...

Current Browsing routine:

You still didn't answer my question.
(Because it's not relevant, just answer the current one)
Ugh, fine... Rumble Strip, Music, Movies and TV.

What date are you available to start work?

Work? I'm here for the food.

Previous GT/Racing (Game) Experience:

Can I have the food yet? I played GT3, 4 and 5, but then gave up hope on PD and moved on to PC racing sims... Is that good enough for some food?

Skills and Qualifications (Licenses, WRS, Training, Trophies):

I have no knowledge, skills or qualifications in relation to anything relevant to the planet... Unless being a pain in the butt counts.

When did you join GTP?:

Didn't you already ask this?

Hot Topics created (and posts):

Something about why French cars are ugly... That got 99 posts, does that count? And my fan fics and photo galleries got a few posts... Don't know why, but meh...

Locked Threads:

Some...

References (Current GTP Friends):

Don't know, I might have GTP friends, but I'm just under the impression that they all just don't want to be rude because I am the definition of annoying. :P

A combination of your First name, username and your post count:

Why do I need to do this?

I hereby certify that information contained in this application is true and complete. I understand that false information may be grounds for receiving an infraction.

But I don't want an infraction!

Signature:
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Look, it's Stuart's face!! And that isn't a reference to anything here on GTP...

Date: 23/02/13 (but it's almost the 24th... Should I say it's the 24th, or the 23rd, as there's only about 10 minutes between each right now...)

If you were accepted for the position of Moderator, what would your username be (cannot be your current username):

Skyth (The last time I got a new username, I took out two characters... So changing it again I would do the same thing... Even if it does look weird, and I wouldn't want to actually do it)

Additional Information: (Why do you feel like you would be a good applicant to receive the position of Moderator?):

Because the food is good.

Do you appreciate the legend...wait for...dary Moderators?

I do if it means I have more of a chance of getting to that food... Can I have some now? ... No? ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO FOOD!? This is disgraceful! I came all the way from New Zealand to sit in this New Zealand room to type this out! Pffft.
 
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Uh, you need to answer my question first... But while I'm here, I must say I do have an extraordinary ability of posting, and making other members completely desert the thread. You don't even need to lock it, I just need to post and it's will be left for years...

That seems to be true for this thread. ;)
 
:lol: The ironic thing is, this is the post that made this thread a Hot Topic. :P

~R.I.P~
Incorrect. As of now, there are only 82 posts in this thread. For it to be a hot topic, it has to have EITHER 100 posts or 2500 views. It has 3531 views as of now.
 
I'm confused, is this supposed to be for humour, or is it a real application? I want to submit one but I don't wanna be a mod, if that makes sense.

It's for fun.

If you were being considered to be a moderator Jordan would ask you not the other way round.

Are you sure about this? Jordan's name is in the OP and it could be a secret way to ferret out the wanna-be's. As well as finding out who will just kill people randomly if given a gun.
And imagine years from now a new member reading this and wondering who was actually made a mod though this application process. Posts made by moderators' when they weren't moderators' are still marked with a moderator's title. Whose to know when they made it?
In fact I can safely predict that TB, T-12, Omnis, Pupik and SlipZtrEm will be accepted as actual mods. Jump two years into the future - and you'll see I was right. In fact maybe sooner. ;)
I would also recommend Fryz and Shem whose immoderation will balance out any overmoderation.

Oh! And Monatsende (did I get that right?) because you never know when we'll need someone with military driving experience.

As for me. No time to do the job right. Just thankful there are guys (and gals?) out there keeping the place decent and workable - and they're friendly, too - all of which is what makes a mod one.
 
Food for thought - The answers to
Why do you feel like you would be a good applicant to receive the position of Moderator?
have so far not been convincing enough. When you later apply for a real job you may want to give that some more thought. It is what recruiters are mostly interested in. :)
 
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