Zombies! Pick a Car for the Apocalypse

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I'd grab a Caterpillar Dump Truck... modify the ladder so it folds up. So whatever you like in the back, no zombies can reach you. Park it for as long as you like, zombies can't tip a heavy truck nor slash the thick tires... Need to move? just run them over...effortlessly.
 
211 posts and no Tatra 817 8x8(or any large tatra with 6 or more wheels)? The offroading legend
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You all died
 
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This maybe?

I'll put on a BMW badge on it. Pure satisfying handling to manoeuvre around the zombies :lol:

:lol: that would be pretty nice thou the car looks like it's about to break to pieces but good choice.
Anychance OptimusPrime can be my choice a giant robot,alien fighting,truck.
 
Holden VE SS Ute. Fast enough to outrun any zombies and large enough payload to haul food supplies and weapons.
 
I'd take one of these:
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Ford Raptor F-150. I would possibly swap in a bigger diesel engine, probably one of the big TurboDiesels from Ford's lineup, depending on the severity of the situation. Either way, its 4WD, sturdy, has plenty of ground clearance, and it will do 120 mph.

These are the modifications I'd make:
Simplified Intake and Exhaust (More HP)
Put a massive cow-catcher type rack on the front (And weld nails to it for crowd control)
Gun racks- Enough to hold two 12-Gauges, five Pistols, a 7mm and two AK-47s
I'd cage-in the windows
A rack in the bed for some type of motorbike (Quick getaway in case of engine failure)
I'd also add basic armor around the engine block and cab (But not in a way that would cause the engine to overheat)

In my opinion, its the most reliable, most accessible zombie-slaying machine out there. It would at least last until Element 115 wears off. (My Nazi-Zombie slaying friends would know. :D)
Anybody else agree?
 
Well after setting up a nice hideaway for making Ethanol and Bio Diesel here are a few cars I'd pick for this.

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The original Mad Max Ford Falcon XBGT would be my biggest choice...but I like to keep it modern most days.
 
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Metropolitan Police Jankel Guardian GMC K series. The Guardian is based on a 4x4 Ford F-450 Super Duty truck and was converted by Jankel Armouring Ltd, Surrey. This beefy truck has a 6-litre, 325bhp turbo diesel engine, and weighs almost 7 tons.

The level of protection offered by this vehicle has not been disclosed, but it is known that the base model specification includes fragmentation grenade and 7.62 calibre bullet protection.

The side view shows us the heavily plated doors and minimal windows. The vehicle is also equipped with run flat tyres.

Steal a couple of these, make the back livable and just keep moving around. Sorted. :D
 
A Land Rover Defender, Range Rover, G-Wagen, Hilux

On a larger scale, Unimog, Stalwart, Tatra

Not some fat looking gas guzzling flimsy piece of...something genuinely robust and awesome over practically any terrain :)
 
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I'll take the Marauder or Matador. The car is mine and bullet proof, and you don't need special permission to own one unlike other military spec vehicles.
 
Something similar has probably been posted before, but something like this would suit me:

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It's actually one of many for sale at the moment. I definitely have to buy an APC at some point. I'd like to see Range Rovers tailgating me in one of those...
 
One of these:

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When the zombies see me in an Aztek, they'll be all like "eww, he's in an Aztek. I certainly wouldn't want to eat him. Probably tastes gross. Let's go eat the people in that armored vehicle." Then I'll just drive off. :sly:

But then that begs the question: Would I rather drive an Aztek or be eaten by zombies?
 
Zombies would appreciate my taste in cars and admire the sexiness of the Pagani Zonda R, and my reward would be to live:P

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Machine guns on front, flamethrowers on side, tank turret on rear.

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Deathrace.

They predicted the zombie apocalypse and made car designs.
 

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