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ROUND ONE - Voting
- Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
- You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
- Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
- Please read all entries before voting
- Deadline for voting is Monday 2nd April 0900 BST
- Good luck!
Submitted Entries
AMark Webber, yet to master the 'facepalm'.
B"So, the message will be 'Mark, Seb is faster than you. Can you confirm you've understood this message?', okay Mark?
C"So Luis Figo is doing Just For Men adverts? I could do that. Look at my model face.."
DHere, Bob. Have you seen my latest impression? It's of GTP's smiley.
ESo, it's 10:1 for Maldonado versus Massa? What are the odds on both going out of the race? Is the pool Aussie dollars or American?
FEngineer: So when the rest of the grid starts as the lights go out you will go a second later, agreed?
GMuch to Marks's dismay, there were no snags on the barbie.
H"D R S? Strewth, no wonder..."
J"GTP are doing another season of the Caption Game? Where do they keep getting the new pictures from?..."
KMark: I'm really struggling to think of a caption for this image..
Engineer: Oh Mark, you're so meta.
LMark sees Sky's build up.
M"Ugh, James May's eye infection was no match for that"
NYou mean you WANT me to beat Seb in quali?
OSo Mark, What do you think to Sky's Fake Humphrey?
PEngineer: On a scale of 1 to Justin Bieber how annoying do you find Seb?
QMark: Hey mate, you got some spinach in your teeth right there.
RI tend to make this facial expression before I give a pickup line.
SHey, Mark, I left a present in the cockpit for our No. 2 driver.
TSorry Mark, Kimi just had one in the seat of your car.
U"Hey Mark, some of the lads are wondering where you disappeared to when Dame Edna Everage dropped by the paddock yesterday..."
V"I don't always try to look like the Most Interesting Man In The World, but when I do, I fail miserably."
WEngineer:............and you set the control Mark, you...... blah blah blah
Mark: *how come I never noticed that gross little piece of skin hanging out of your nose before, err yuck*
XHow soon until Love the Beast 2?
Y
ZEhh...We already did the pony ride yesterday
AAMark's reaction when asked if he thought he could improve on his best ever Aussie Grand Prix finish of 5th place
BB"Am I happy about Seb qualifying 6th...?"
CCEngineer: Ok Mark, Seb is behind you on the grid, Helmut would like you to move over for him at the first corner... ok?
DDMark: Who's ever heard of a schnozzberry?
EEMark's party piece of farting in exactly the same pitch as his car's exhaust note failed to impress the engineers.
FF"Are my chances of beating Seb THAT bad?"
GGYou actually think I can win?
HHAgent Number Two, how much would it cost us to kill Sebastian with sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads?!... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! Bwaahaaa haa haahaa haa! - mini mark,wheres my hot pocket?
JJOk Mark the strategy for this race is one pit stop only... one pit stop only...
KKSo Mark how'd you think the Ferraris will do this season?
LLStrewth, you still wanna see Sebs finger after he does that with it.
MMEngineer: Rumour is that Massa is being lined up to replace you next season.
Mark:
NNEngineer: "If you're not ahead of Sebastian in the championship at the end of the next race, then you'll have to be our clear number 2 driver. Understood?"
Mark: "Hmm..."
a few minutes later
"Hello, Narain, this is Mark Webber. Could you please do me a big favour next week..."
OOMark: I may have vomited in my helmet during a race, but Vettel did what in his pants last season?