F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[LewyOs]

K - 2
Q - 1

Caps.

 

[chromatic9]

B - 1
c - 1
hh - 1

 

[JohneyPixel]

B - 2
v - 1

 

[peterjford]

V - 2
m - 1

 

[Lizard]

Q-1
BB-1
DD-1
caps.

 

[Touring Mars]

My votes:

BB - 1
HH - 1
JJ - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THREE - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Tuesday 1st May 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries​

I must be bad to be in the F1 Caption Game two races in a row...

Narain looks intensely at the timing screen, he's still last.

"What, me again? You know what? Forget it cameraman, we're not talking."

Narain: "Karma karma karma chameleon..." *whistles the rest of the song

Narain thinking of what could have been if he decided to be a penguin.

"I tell you man, ribs are the worst. I wish I had a toothpick."

Narain clearly studied the wrong Plato when learning how to avoid penalties when bashing others off the track.

Only 50 minutes of practice left
*rumble*
Shouldn't have eaten all that curry last night.

I sense a disturbance in the Force... Mark Webber is out of the Caption Contest this week...

Hmm qualified worse than last year, luckily the team "lost" that data. *Whistles inconspicuously*

I came 4th once.. Those were the days.

"One tooth, two tooth, three...wait a tick I better ask Pedro if HRT has a dental plan yet."

Why do I get the feeling the straw is still in my mouth???
Relax Narain (thinks to himself) Im so nervous that I may have switch the bottles... I should have realized the liquid tasted like my benzocaine topical... and damn I was thirsty...

Thinks to self: Narain in Bahrain will stay mainly on the plane...

Narain Karthikeyan ponders.... do I suck, or blow?

Having successfully managed to remain invisible all weekend, Narain is rewarded with an invisible lollipop.
Who loves ya baby? No-one Narain, no-one.

Strike a pose... VOGUE!

"Vettel's the cucumber's worst enemy, he attacks them with inappropriate-fingered hate. The cucumber has only one one way to escape him, that's drive a HRT down the straight."

This caption will only make sense if you've watched this video.

Hmm... how many cucumbers would I need to ram into Sebastian? Six, no make that seven, no call it eight.

Narain caught just about to sing his favourite song.....

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

AH AH AH AH Staying Aliiiiiive"

If I knew then, what I know now, I would took the whining finger waving German clean out.

"Kiss me I'm Irish...oh, wait..."

Spit or Swallow?

Narain: "Didn't they say hitting the gas makes you faster? So how come when I hit the gas tanks of people I get penalty?"

Pictured: Indian.

Not pictured: Force.

Narain Karthikeyan is...The Tire Hunter.

(sponsored by Bridgestone)

Hmm, Time & Scoring error shows me in 5th. To tell or not to tell...

Narain thinking to himself - Sunday would be a lot more relaxing if I didn't qualify within the 107% this weekend

Vettel: Driving!
All other drivers: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

 

[Flex0r]

L - 2
w - 1

 

[niky]

L, V, AA... One apiece...

 

[gorsad]

P - 2

Y - 1

Funny funny funny.

 

[LancerEvo7]

l, y, bb. 1 each.

 

[Liquid]

Y - 2
X - 1

My votes are cast.

 

[csmeteora9]

Aa - 2
z - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

g-2
aa-1

 

[C-ZETA]

Y - 2
E - 1

What the caps is this.

 

[tribolik]

W -1
AA -1
BB -1

caps

 

[dhandeh]

F
Y
AA

All 1 point each.

 

[TyrrellRacing]

Aa - 2
w - 1

 

[Ferrari_458]

a-2
bb-1

 

[Chqr]

K - 2
w - 1

 

[TopGearFTW]

Y - 2
K - 1

Caps activate.

 

[RACECAR]

J-1
P-1
M-1


*Screen Capped*

 

[zed300]

F-1
K-1
AA-1

Tough one this week, good variety though.

 

[Pupik]

y - 2
k - 1

 

[ghskilla]

p - 1
aa - 1
bb - 1

 

[chromatic9]

J - 2
b - 1

 

[DK]

G, R, Y - 1 each.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

F-1
P-1
Q-1

Caps eh!

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

B - 2
K - 1

Cap

 

[Lizard]

B-2
Y-1
caps.