F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Liquid]

I - 2
W - 1

My votes are cast.

 

[Flex0r]

W - 2
c - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

1 point each for FF, I and Q

 

[Seismica]

Here are my votes:

C - 1
S - 1
FF - 1

 

[Famine]

One each for J, M and BB.

 

[RACECAR]

ABC - 1

Captain Planet.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

C-1
W-1
HH-1

Caps eh!

 

[Pupik]

M - 1
A - 1
Z - 1

...kid?

 

[BlacqueJacques]

I hope the next pic is one that I can improve my caption performance; I 'know' how Massa is feeling

 

[livemusic]

I- 2
L- 1

Ok.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

GG scores 2 of my points, Z receives the last... though my unfunny captions are not seeing points go the other way

 

[Chqr]

Z - 2
J - 1

Very funny.

 

[dhandeh]

J
Z
BB

A single point for each.

 

[Furinkazen]

I 2
p 1

 

[niky]

M2N

My favorite band, minus a leg.

"Oh my pretty pretty..."

 

[Ferrari_458]

C2
M1

Caps

 

[prisonermonkeys]

B - 1
X - 1
Z - 1

I'm done.

 

[DK]

My votes:
B - 1
BB - 2

 

[chromatic9]

W - 2
ff - 1

 

[Nessy]

My votes:

R - 1
Z - 1
HH - 1

 

[tribolik]

BB - 2
B - 1

caps

 

[LewyOs]

N - 2
M - 1

Caps.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

L - 2
ff - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SIX - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Tuesday 12th June 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries​

"So Charlene, who's your driver of the weekend?"
"Maldonado"

Prince Albert II - Ok, who farted?

"Who is this Lazenby?... BRING ME HIS HEAD!!!"

Prince Albert II: Back in my day we had hay for barriers not this stupid tecpro stuff.

"For the last time, NO, they're ear defenders, NOT A PIERCING."

"I watch Maldonado crashing to Pastor time"

''The press conference is about to begin. Y'all know the drill!''

"What ever possessed me to let Eddie Jordan and his band into Monaco..."

Smile and look interested.

Prince Albert II : So, when's the baby due?

Charlene : WHAT!!

Prince Albert II : It's a conversation starter my dear.

Charlene : How?

Prince Albert II : Well, we're conversing aren't we.

Is the German national anthem over?

My dear, Rosberg didn't win!

Well, you can never be too sure...

Prince Albert II: What is that hideous monstrosity on the front of the cars?

Lady on the right: That would be the stepped noses.

"Guys, please, call all the fireman to the track. Bernie's idea is so slow. The rain ain't coming anytime soon and we need them to wet this track! I want to hear the Brazilian national anthem this time around! Hehehe.. SURPRISE!"

Charlene: I paid them to take care of the McLaren for you.
Prince Albert II: You dimwit, you've had them hinder the wrong one!
lady in orange: *under breath* I told her it was the black one!
lady in 1970s wallpaper: *under breath* Awkward!

(Support race podium ceremony)
Announcer:And now, for the national anthem of Kazakhstan.
*Borat version*
Prince Albert: You mean its happened again?
Woman on left: It may happen to us soon.
PA: What?
WoL: Yeah, Sacha Baren Cohen is making a sequel "Prince Borat II: Learnings du culturale pour profiter de le principalitie du Monaco."

You just know you're boring when everyone else in the room is wearing a set of large earmuffs.

Why is this thing playing Justin Bieber songs? Isn't it supposed to be an ear defender?

Prince Albert: So Charlene...

Marlene: I'm Marlene!

Prince Albert: So Marlene...

Charlene: I'm Charlene!

Prince Albert: ...oh, chew your gum.

All Prince Albert needed now to start his DJing career was a set of turntables...

Charlene: What if one of them wants to do a number 2, during the race?
Prince Albert II: 🤬
Woman in background:
Woman at the right:

Prince Albert II: Charlene, shouldn't we tell her that those earplugs aren't Yellow Jelly Beans.

I'm not one to complain, but I kind of wish there was a nose defender to ward off someone's Mexican cuisine.

Prince Albert: Charlene, what are these poor people doing near me?

"Stupid, fat hobbit. We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us.
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!"

"God, I hate formula one..! Would rather go shoe shopping..."

Prince Albert: I told those buffoons not to use that trophy design
Ladies on right: Roh-oh

 

[gorsad]

T - 1
V - 1
X - 1

Funny, like em all.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I-2
c-1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Not voting, as my caption submission was disqualified by Stewards because of Prince's preference for young cats!

B seems as risque' as mine was

 

[Pupik]

I - 2
L - 1

i'noy.

 

[Touring Mars]

Not voting, as my caption submission was disqualified by Stewards because of Prince's preference for young cats!

B seems as risque' as mine was

I'm sorry about that, BlacqueJacques, and you are quite right to bring up what appears to be a bit of a double standard.

While there is a rule about vulgar and sexually suggestive captions, it's not black and white, hence the 'may' part in the rule - although the decision is not only mine to make. Although it is not written in the rules, it should be noted that any member of the moderation team can edit or remove entries, or advise me to remove them/not include them in the poll, as was the case here.

I agreed that your caption was over the line hence why I didn't include it in the poll, but I also accept your comment regarding caption B, and hence I've also removed that from the poll as well. I hope this doesn't stop you from voting and from taking part in the contest in the future.

 

[Ferrari_458]

C-1
Q-1
V-1

My votes