F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[niky]

I - 2, J - 1.

Party at my yacht tonight?

 

[Famine]

Y - 2
Q - 1

Which is not how I remember Scrabble scoring.

 

[Turbo-Kai]

D, E, L - 1 each

 

[Flex0r]

Y-2
q-1

 

[Pupik]

Which is not how I remember Scrabble scoring.

I think that's 15, unless you landed on triple nerd score.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

I'm sorry about that, BlacqueJacques, and you are quite right to bring up what appears to be a bit of a double standard.

While there is a rule about vulgar and sexually suggestive captions, it's not black and white, hence the 'may' part in the rule - although the decision is not only mine to make. Although it is not written in the rules, it should be noted that any member of the moderation team can edit or remove entries, or advise me to remove them/not include them in the poll, as was the case here.

I agreed that your caption was over the line hence why I didn't include it in the poll, but I also accept your comment regarding caption B, and hence I've also removed that from the poll as well. I hope this doesn't stop you from voting and from taking part in the contest in the future.

No worries, I'll just sit this round out and will choose my words more carefully in future rounds so as to not alarm the Stewards

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

No worries, I'll just sit this round out and will choose my words more carefully in future rounds so as to not alarm the Stewards

It must be because you're blacque.

 

[dhandeh]

D
I
X

A point for each please.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Z - 2
A - 1

There, done.

 

[RACECAR]

K-2
O-1

Dammit George, you have failed me

It must be because you're blacque.

D
I
X

a point for each please

 

[Touring Mars]

It must be because you're blacque.

Sorry, but you can't get any votes for that - but it deserves some 👍

 

[zed300]

V gets 2
and 1 for X

 

[Nessy]

My votes go to:
I - 1
K - 1
Y -1

 

[Lizard]

R,T,X

All 1 point.

 

[LewyOs]

D - 2
L - 1

Caps.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SEVEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Tuesday 26th June 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries​

Feeling threatened by F1's switch to turbocharged engines in 2014, Bernie Ecclestone has already started developing an alternative called "Geriatric Prix".

Mario Andretti: Niki Lauda, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones.

Scientists announce findings of anti ageing research.

The results were disappointing.

Always looking for an advantage, Ferrari taps into their Senior Driver Development Program for set-up advice.

"What do you think of the V8 engines Mario?"
"I'd like them Lauda."

The F1 Barbershop quartet. Missing from photo Eddie Jordan.

Hearing the news of Mario's appointment as the ambassador for the United States Grand Prix,
Bernie demands the hosting fee...

Bernie interviews possible replacements for Massa

The hokey pokey?

It goes like this, "You put your right hand in....."

When Bernie floated the idea of an F1 boy band this wasn't what everyone had in mind....

Andretti: Hey Bernie, hows about we go karting with me and Niki.
Bernie: Fine, but I want to be Wario.

This season is fantastic. Most winners ever in the first seven races, most champions ever on the track... how will we make 2013 better? Following Michael Schumacher's example, we will add even more former champions to the grid!

Bernie: Alright lads, I had an idea ol' Nigel gave me. I think we should be doing a sort of senior tour to stop you lads from blabbin' your mouths on the telly, winner gets a new jacket.

Jurassic Parc fermé.

BREAKING NEWS: Oompah-Loompah colony discovered living in Montreal.

Open mic night in Montreal wasn't exactly popular on the Grand Prix weekend...
Bernie: "Anyone up for a duet of my favourite Pink Floyd song, you know the one with the cash register sounds in the introduction... anyone? "

(Bernie) "Hey Mario, did i ever tell you that joke about the burns victim?"

(Mario) "Errrr... (awkward on the spot moment)"

(Niki) "!?!?!!!!!........ (steadily accumulating anger)"

Interviewer: Welcome to the F1 fan forum, and today we are delighted to be joined by F1 legends, Mario Andretti and Niki Lauda...
Mario: Niki who?
Interviewer: ... Lauda.
Mario: NIKI WHO?

Bernie gets views on his new idea to spice up the racing.

Random sabotage.

 

[Flex0r]

E - 1
r - 2

 

[Pupik]

N - 2
B - 1

New Brunswick...Stew?

 

[dhandeh]

N-2
K-1

Not Known.

 

[Jimlaad43]

c 1
h 1
r 1
...istmas time, mistletoe and wine etc.

 

[gorsad]

O-2
N-1

Funny, funny.

 

[niky]

I2, N1... Bingo!

 

[ghskilla]

N - 1
R - 2

Almost died laughing!

 

[Lizard]

B-1 N-2.

Sorry for my awful caption this week.

 

[Famine]

N-2
R-1

Which isn't the name of a crappy background robot in Return of the Jedi.

 

[Touring Mars]

N2O (which, appropriately enough, is laughing gas...)

 

[Stiggy]

R - 2
N - 1
caps

 

[BlacqueJacques]

N-1
A-1
L-1

Caps eh!

 

[zed300]

e- 1
f-1
r-1

 

[Nessy]

N - 2
p - 1