aI must be bad to be in the F1 Caption Game two races in a row...
bNarain looks intensely at the timing screen, he's still last.
c"What, me again? You know what? Forget it cameraman, we're not talking."
dNarain: "Karma karma karma chameleon..." *whistles the rest of the song
eNarain thinking of what could have been if he decided to be a penguin.
f"I tell you man, ribs are the worst. I wish I had a toothpick."
gNarain clearly studied the wrong Plato when learning how to avoid penalties when bashing others off the track.
hOnly 50 minutes of practice left
*rumble*
Shouldn't have eaten all that curry last night.
iI sense a disturbance in the Force... Mark Webber is out of the Caption Contest this week...
jHmm qualified worse than last year, luckily the team "lost" that data. *Whistles inconspicuously*
kI came 4th once.. Those were the days.
l"One tooth, two tooth, three...wait a tick I better ask Pedro if HRT has a dental plan yet."
mWhy do I get the feeling the straw is still in my mouth???
Relax Narain (thinks to himself) Im so nervous that I may have switch the bottles... I should have realized the liquid tasted like my benzocaine topical... and damn I was thirsty...
nThinks to self: Narain in Bahrain will stay mainly on the plane...
oNarain Karthikeyan ponders.... do I suck, or blow?
pHaving successfully managed to remain invisible all weekend, Narain is rewarded with an invisible lollipop.
Who loves ya baby? No-one Narain, no-one.
qStrike a pose... VOGUE!
r"Vettel's the cucumber's worst enemy, he attacks them with inappropriate-fingered hate. The cucumber has only one one way to escape him, that's drive a HRT down the straight."
This caption will only make sense if you've watched this video.
sHmm... how many cucumbers would I need to ram into Sebastian? Six, no make that seven, no call it eight.
tNarain caught just about to sing his favourite song.....
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
AH AH AH AH Staying Aliiiiiive"
uIf I knew then, what I know now, I would took the whining finger waving German clean out.
v"Kiss me I'm Irish...oh, wait..."
wSpit or Swallow?
xNarain: "Didn't they say hitting the gas makes you faster? So how come when I hit the gas tanks of people I get penalty?"
yPictured: Indian.
Not pictured: Force.
zNarain Karthikeyan is...The Tire Hunter.
(sponsored by Bridgestone)
aaHmm, Time & Scoring error shows me in 5th. To tell or not to tell...
bbNarain thinking to himself - Sunday would be a lot more relaxing if I didn't qualify within the 107% this weekend
ccVettel: Driving!
All other drivers: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG