F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

BlacqueJacques · Jun 13, 2012

Round Seven - Canada

Mario Gabriele Andretti - born February 28, 1940

Andreas Nikolaus "Niki" Lauda - born February 22, 1949

Bernard Charles "Bernie" Ecclestone - born October 28, 1830

BlacqueJacques · Jun 13, 2012

Round Seven - Canada

Mario Andretti: Niki Lauda, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones.

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

dhandeh · Jun 13, 2012

Scientists announce findings of anti ageing research.

The results were disappointing.

Pupik · Jun 13, 2012

Always looking for an advantage, Ferrari taps into their Senior Driver Development Program for set-up advice.

Furinkazen · Jun 13, 2012

"What do you think of the V8 engines Mario?"
"I'd like them Lauda."

funkyDucks · Jun 14, 2012

The F1 Barbershop quartet. Missing from photo Eddie Jordan.

LewyOs · Jun 14, 2012

Hearing the news of Mario's appointment as the ambassador for the United States Grand Prix,
Bernie demands the hosting fee...

gorsad · Jun 14, 2012

Bernie interviews possible replacements for Massa.

prisonermonkeys · Jun 14, 2012

"Oh, hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe."

prisonermonkeys · Jun 14, 2012

"And the winner of this year's Snooki look-alike competition is ... Mario Andretti!"

Touring Mars · Jun 14, 2012

Apologies to Ferrari_458 and RACECAR... 4th place (and 11 points) were inadvertently awarded to RACECAR (caption W last week) instead of Ferrari_458 (caption X), and so the points standings have now been changed. Thanks for pointing out the error 👍

zed300 · Jun 14, 2012

The hokey pokey?

It goes like this, "You put your right hand in....."

Akmuq · Jun 14, 2012

When Bernie floated the idea of an F1 boy band this wasn't what everyone had in mind....

Jimlaad43 · Jun 14, 2012

Andretti: Hey Bernie, hows about we go karting with me and Niki.
Bernie: Fine, but I want to be Wario.

Flex0r · Jun 15, 2012

Reporter: Now an interview with three former members of the band Slipknot.

niky · Jun 18, 2012

This season is fantastic. Most winners ever in the first seven races, most champions ever on the track... how will we make 2013 better? Following Michael Schumacher's example, we will add even more former champions to the grid!

prisonermonkeys · Jun 18, 2012

Adam West is asked to share his thoughts on the DeltaWing.

ghskilla · Jun 18, 2012

Bernie: Alright lads, I had an idea ol' Nigel gave me. I think we should be doing a sort of senior tour to stop you lads from blabbin' your mouths on the telly, winner gets a new jacket.

Flex0r · Jun 19, 2012

Jurassic Parc fermé.

Final Entry

Touring Mars · Jun 19, 2012

Flex0r
Jurassic Parc fermé.

I'm struggling to come up with one this week, but that's a classic!

prisonermonkeys · Jun 19, 2012

Final entry

BREAKING NEWS: Oompah-Loompah colony discovered living in Montreal.

Flex0r · Jun 19, 2012

Touring Mars
I'm struggling to come up with one this week, but that's a classic!

I was also struggling, but suddenly I had a flare of inspiration 💡 :dopey:

Stiggy · Jun 19, 2012

Open mic night in Montreal wasn't exactly popular on the Grand Prix weekend...
Bernie: "Anyone up for a duet of my favourite Pink Floyd song, you know the one with the cash register sounds in the introduction... anyone? "

Nessy · Jun 19, 2012

Touring Mars
I'm struggling to come up with one this week, but that's a classic!

Same here, and agree, that is a classic.

Nessy · Jun 19, 2012

Touring Mars

(Sorry in advance for this poor offering)

(Bernie) "Hey Mario, did i ever tell you that joke about the burns victim?"

(Mario) "Errrr... (awkward on the spot moment)"

(Niki) "!?!?!!!!!........ (steadily accumulating anger)"

Touring Mars · Jun 19, 2012

Interviewer: Welcome to the F1 fan forum, and today we are delighted to be joined by F1 legends, Mario Andretti and Niki Lauda...
Mario: Niki who?
Interviewer: ... Lauda.
Mario: NIKI WHO?

BlacqueJacques · Jun 19, 2012

Round Seven - Canada

The latest ModNation Racers 'Bobblehead' Driver Models

Bernie: Licorice lollypop anyone?

Mario: sweet root!

Lizard · Jun 20, 2012

Bernie gets views on his new idea to spice up the racing.

Random sabotage.

Touring Mars · Jun 26, 2012

ROUND SEVEN - RESULT

1st: Flex0r - 25 pts
2nd: Touring Mars - 18 pts
3rd: prisonermonkeys - 15 pts
4th=: zed300, BlacqueJacques, Furinkazen - 10 pts
7th=: DK, dhandes, funkyDucks, gorsad, Jimlaad43, niky, Stiggy - 1 pt

(Min. votes needed to score points this week: 1)

Winning Entry

Flex0r
Jurassic Parc fermé.

Standings (after Round Seven)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 83 pts •
2nd: Touring Mars - 69 pts •
3rd: DK - 56 pts ••

4th: LewyOs - 52 pts •
5th: Flex0r - 50 pts •
6th: Furinkazen - 36 pts •
7th: Stiggy - 29 pts
8th: RACECAR - 27 pts
9th: dhandes • - 26 pts
10th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458 - 23 pts

12th: gorsad - 22 pts
13th: Liquid - 21 pts
14th: Famine - 20 pts
15th: akmuq - 18 pts
16th: tribolik - 17 pts
17th: livemusic - 16 pts
18th: At 1ness - 15 pts
19th: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
20th: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
21st=: zed300, BlacqueJacques - 10 pts
23rd: Jimlaad43 - 9 pts
24th=: Omnis, LMSCorvetteGT2 - 8 pts
26th: niky - 7 pts
27th=: haitch40, funkyDucks - 4 pts
29th=: Sach, pezzarinho17 - 3 pts
31st: Seismica, Turbo-Kai - 1 pt

Congratulations to Flex0r for winning Round Seven :cheers: