Ever had a Chuck Norris Moment?

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Basically me n my mates at school decided to create a Chuck Norris moments...When something that Chuck would be Proud of happens :)
Anyone had any moments :)
Drtrebor007 :)
 
DrTrebor007
Basically me n my mates at school decided to create a Chuck Norris moments...When something that Chuck would be Proud of happens :)
Anyone had any moments :)
Drtrebor007 :)
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Can I come to your school and give you a "Chuck Norris Moment"


This thread should be moved.
 
Chuck Norris is impressed by nothing.
Just saw a good joke BTW, for the nerds out there.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. ;)
 
I like how this thread is turning into nothing but jokes with a bad sense of humor, seriously, keep this up and expect a lock.
 
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he takes a piss.
 
Go to Google, and type in: "Find Chuck Norris" then hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

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Vitzio
I like how this thread is turning into nothing but jokes with a bad sense of humor, seriously, keep this up and expect a lock.
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Seriously, keep this attitude up and expect to never loose your virginity.

Chuck Norris is the f'n man.
 
iamsupernasty
Go to Google, and type in: "Find Chuck Norris" then hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

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Seriously, keep this attitude up and expect to never loose your virginity.

Chuck Norris is the f'n man.
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While you tell jokes that only make kids laugh, sure, you're definitely grown up.
 
One more... Sorry

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick
 
Maybe we should just make this the official chuck Norris thread and move it to the rumble strip...
 
Ha! My B-Spec driver is C. Norris!!! Yes I'm serious if you don't believe me add me; jgancherjr
 
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
 
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
 
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