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When Chuck Norris lies down with a boner he strikes oil.
Ever had a Chuck Norris Moment?
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The Matrix is simply a figment of Chuck Norris' imagination.
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Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch him self in the back of the head.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Donald Trump once fired Chuck Norris, Donald Trump now has a combover.
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The only reason light moves so fast is because it heard Chuck Norris was coming.
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What's the easiest way to a man's heart?
Chuck Norris' fist!
Chuck Norris' fist!
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The pyramids were actually built in 1950 by ten year old Chuck Norris after his mother confiscated his Legos for building a nuclear reactor with them.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris can drift a car without a steering wheel.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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This thread is has so much Chuck Norris, that not even he would dare lock it.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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There is a thing called a one man army. Pretty obvious Chuck is in it. And he always wins.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?
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The USA didn't send the fist man to the moon, Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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There's no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint
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Chuck Norris can turn a plain white T shirt into a tye dye of blood and guts with a single kick.
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Jesus walks on water, but Chuck Norris swims on land.
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Chuck Norris appeared on Sesame Street once and punched big Bird in the face for getting in his way. He now talks to an imaginary mammoth.
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Chuck took the stock yellowbird out for a spin and did a 4:30 at the ring.
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Chuck Norris can "check mate" in 1 move.
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