DLC Announced: 8 JAN 2012!

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If you thought racing helmets were cool, if you thought racing SUITS were cool wait until you hear PD's next awesome plans!!!!!

Best known for his near-Aspergian level of automotive obsession, Gran Turismo's Kazunori Yamauchi nearly had perfectionism end his career. But even with five years of development behind it, Gran Turismo 5 still didn't meet his insane demands; even with an extra year of development and approval from two members of The Trinity (the Holy Spirit reneged, as expected), Yamauchi's team could not perfect the physics of their in-game Popemobile . But his problems went far beyond a vehicle that relied more on the power of tempered glass than faith. While the Gran Turismo squad spent weeks pestering auto manufacturers about terminology used primarily by mechanics for the art of deception, Yamauchi and company found themselves kept outside of vehicles for fear they would -- in the words of Aston-Martin -- "taint the interiors with their panicked nerd sweat."

Discouraged but not defeated, Yamauchi decided to release Gran Turismo 5 in its current state, with an upholstery expansion pack planned for early 2011. Months passed as Polyphony Digital imported vinyl, pleather, leather, and even velour, but soon, attainable materials were not enough to satisfy Yamauchi's genius. Soon after, he drew up mad plans to craft a car interior made of the finest dinosaur skins once available on our planet -- and, in typical Yamauchi fashion, for the sake of accuracy, he needed to get his hands on the real thing. Equipped with a pith hat, suitcase, and a dependable flashlight, the beloved developer booked a flight into the deepest thickets of the Amazon, hoping to find a Lost World of sorts to make his tyrannoleather dreams a reality. We at 1UP would like to wish his widow a safe and happy 2012.



Kazunori Yamauchi - Gran Turismo Upholstery Expansion Pack

Gran Turismo Upholstery Expansion Pack Box Art


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THANX KAZ YOU ROCK

http://www.1up.com/features/five-cancelled-games-you-never-knew?pager.offset=1
 
I was gonna say that 1Up should stick to regular news articles, but they aren't really an good at that either.
 
I would like to customize my cars interiors. We do that in several games. When you buy any car, specialy a luxury one like an Aston Martin, you get a catalog with lots of finish options.
 
Finally!!!...This makes me think that the people at PD are reading what we are asking for here on the forums. :rolleyes:

It is kind of funny to see everyone jumping in this thread tho :lol:
 
I don't think the OP is trolling, if people can't take a joke without getting all high and mighty, then why bother? They have linked the site, it's not like they have just randomly mentioned it and left it there.
 
I don't think the OP is trolling, if people can't take a joke without getting all high and mighty, then why bother? They have linked the site, it's not like they have just randomly mentioned it and left it there.

I don't think you understand the severity of this god forsaken tragedy. :P
 
Pardon me, but this is so obviously a joke, it can't violate the quoted part of the AUP.
And I for one even thought it was funny. :)

Regards,

Robert
 
Lol some people on here are religiously mad. I want people to make more threads like this, it is a good laugh.

But I never would pay for or usr any upholstery in gt5 since the interior views are useless to me without 1 to 1 wheel rotation.
 
Come on guys, if this was posted on 01.04.12 then you'd all be laughing along with it. It's hardly caused any harm has it, just a laugh and if anyone actualy thought it was serious then it's you who has a problem! :)
 
Sure, but with DLC actually coming out pretty soon, this is quite, quite annoying.
 
It's obviously a parody, but the title of the thread really needs to be changed to reflect that.
 
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I was convinced, but I didnt believe because it would be on the news section. I would buy this though.
 
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