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- The failed experiment entitled “California”.
Preamble:
"As a real life amateur dirt bike racer for 11 years, and a virtual race car driver for 36 months...... I have developed the (almost) precognitive ability to develop excuses and 'alternate facts' to justify my poor performance"
- Yard_Sale
May 29, 2021
To quote Gran Turismo Sport's biggest youtube star, SuperGT.....
"If your a race car driver and don't have a bunch of excuses............. like, what are you even doing?"
This weekend's FIA extravaganza took us to Tokyo. A track that I have always avoided like the plague because it inevitably devolves into a dive-bomb and barge-fest.... as fast qualifiers quickly learn to take advantage of the narrow circuit and drive a very wide car to keep fellow competitors off the race line....
.....and impatient pursuers lose their patience (and inhibitions from walls on all sides), and will do whatever it takes to earn a spot. Combine this with the fact that this is my least favorite track anyways, means that all roads lead to hell for me.
HOWEVER.... I'm a huge fan of races like this that require strategy. And I'm an even bigger fan of races that have multiple winning strategies!!
I planned on doing about an hour of hot-lapping to get acquainted with this long avoided circuit last night. And then I was going to do 2 or 3 practice races today to iron out my strategy. But alas, I was notified by the misses last night that our 7 year old nephew was coming over for a sleep over, and mom wasn't going to pick him up until noon the next day (today). That left me about an hour and a half to run approximately 2.5 practice races to try out strategies while learning the circuit. I tried 3 different strategies:
1.) leave the turbo on and just short shift my car with intentions of babying it to lap 8...... and then "gentling" it to the finish
2.) Go to map 2 and short shift it to lap 8 normal style...... and then hopefully have enough coal in the hopper to turn the heat up the last lap or 2.
3.) Toggle between map 3-4-5 (depending on track sector and wether I had a draft or not) to make it as far as I could. And then I would get a near-full tank of petrol at my pit....... and give the "Yard_Sale Express" all the cowbell she could handle to the checkers.
I learned a few things:
- First, my Ferrari 488 has the power spread of a shifter cart, and doesn't really make a whole lot of power off the pipe.
- Staying in map 1 and really concentrating on short shifting, along with concentrating on an unfamiliar circuit led to inconsistent lap times
- Map 2 and kind of concentrating on short shifting, along with concentrating on an unfamiliar circuit led to somewhat consistent lap times
- Toggling between map 3-4-5 along with concentrating on an unfamiliar circuit, was just as mentally taxing as Uber-short-shifting map 1.
- reading the comments on here, I gathered that in a high B/S lobby, a lot of people would do a 2-stop, the rest would fuel save to lap 8....and fuel save to the finish
- I surmised that if I could get my rig to lap 9....and then pit. That was going to be my personal best strategy.
Strategy option #3 FTW!!!
With 2 laps to go in my 3rd practice race, I realized I had 5 minutes until signups closed for the last slot of the NA region....... and I had yet to do any full out practice qualifying laps yet!!!
Crap! I quickly exited.....breezed through signups.....and got about 2 laps of qually practice that resulted in:
- (3) blown hairpin corners
- (1) second worth of track limit penalties
- (2.5) seconds worth of wall-ramming penalties
this is not good
Approximately a minute and a half later, I was out on the tarmac attempting to at least put a clean lap in. Spoiler alert..... it didn't go well. I missed my braking point by a mile and found myself in the wall at the hairpin by the pits. And then I promptly brushed the wall out of the last left hander before the finish for good measure. Result: 2 seconds off the poll, and 1.5 seconds off what I would realistically been able to do.
qualified 15/20 - ouch
....fwiw, if I hadn't barney-ed my qually lap, I would have landed in P5-7.
So there I was waaaaaaay in the back. While we were warming up our tires before the green flag flew, I contemplating going all out for 6-7 laps in an attempt to do an @Tidgney patented "undercut" to try to make up some positions. But I quickly thought better of it when I remembered how hard this track is to pass on. HOWEVER, I did decide I would go hard for maybe a half-lap to see if I could take advantage of anyone in my immediate vicinity that was going to start really fuel-saving right away. Within a 1/4 mile I figured out that this audible would indeed work (as I caught up to the tail pipes of P-11-14 super quick........ but alas, my efforts would be futile as there would be no clean way through the congestion. I then quickly fell back to P-17 and basically stayed there for 5 laps as I let the derelicts behind me either wreck themselves or blew their wad and have to pit for fuel soon.
About 12 minutes later, I watched 4 people pit at lap 6.
2.5 minutes after that, 4 more people pit at lap 7.
2.5 minutes after that, EVERYBODY besides myself and one other dude pitted at lap 8.
At lap 9, I pitted for fuel with 0.1 laps to spare. As my pit crew sprang into action, I watched patently while my "can man" with his quick-fill jug poured some high test into my tank. I waved him off with a couple gallons till top-off. (sorry all you commies across the pond....we use gallons in 'Merica
)
With 7 laps of fuel in my tank, and 6 laps to go..... I looked over my shoulder to my fireman and told him I needed all the steam he could give me..... we got a race to win!!!!!
I then radioed' to my crew chief Harry, that I was dropping the hammer!! And I started to slice and dice my "Mello Yello" sponsored Chevy Lumina (Ferrari 488) through the pack of fuel savers and tire-shredders!....... sort of.
I had entered the pits in 7th place. But quickly was shuffled back to 14-15th by exit. I had some work to do......A lot of work to do, actually.
My first few places gained came easily as the people who had to pit at lap 6 were probably ******** bricks and in a super lean map to try to get it to the finish. The next few spots came super easily when the other early pit stopers went in for their second stop at lap 11. The next few spots came almost as easily when I started coming up on the guys who pit at lap 8 but were CLEARLY fuel saving to get it to the checkers in 4 laps. After that it was more of the same. Drivers would try to put up a fight but had nothing for me as I had my Chevy Lumina bouncing off the rev limiter out of every corner
.
IT WAS THEN.....WITH 1 LAP TO GO.......AND 5TH PLACE IN SIGHT, when I got the dreaded phone ring from my fireman (me), notifying the chief-engineer (also me), that the "Yard_Sale Express" was running low on coal. We had to go into fuel-save mode. Upon this dreaded phone ring, I quickly tried to fumble my switches to fuel map 4 right before the first hairpin (not the one by the pits). I quickly found myself in the wall and gave 6th and 7th away right there
. I then went into "strategy #3 protocol" and babied my car to the checkers with 0.0 laps left in the tank..... 5th, 6th and 7th one second ahead of me
. Got 70 points, 7 positions gained, and an SR-up for my efforts. I'll take it.
Just wish I would have put some time......any time...... over the course of 2.5 years I've been playing this game, into this track.
.....or just stayed in the pits for 1 second longer to get the extra bit of fuel from my can man.
Either way... I had a friggin' blast out there this evening!!!!
"As a real life amateur dirt bike racer for 11 years, and a virtual race car driver for 36 months...... I have developed the (almost) precognitive ability to develop excuses and 'alternate facts' to justify my poor performance"
- Yard_Sale
May 29, 2021
To quote Gran Turismo Sport's biggest youtube star, SuperGT.....
"If your a race car driver and don't have a bunch of excuses............. like, what are you even doing?"
This weekend's FIA extravaganza took us to Tokyo. A track that I have always avoided like the plague because it inevitably devolves into a dive-bomb and barge-fest.... as fast qualifiers quickly learn to take advantage of the narrow circuit and drive a very wide car to keep fellow competitors off the race line....
.....and impatient pursuers lose their patience (and inhibitions from walls on all sides), and will do whatever it takes to earn a spot. Combine this with the fact that this is my least favorite track anyways, means that all roads lead to hell for me.
HOWEVER.... I'm a huge fan of races like this that require strategy. And I'm an even bigger fan of races that have multiple winning strategies!!
I planned on doing about an hour of hot-lapping to get acquainted with this long avoided circuit last night. And then I was going to do 2 or 3 practice races today to iron out my strategy. But alas, I was notified by the misses last night that our 7 year old nephew was coming over for a sleep over, and mom wasn't going to pick him up until noon the next day (today). That left me about an hour and a half to run approximately 2.5 practice races to try out strategies while learning the circuit. I tried 3 different strategies:
1.) leave the turbo on and just short shift my car with intentions of babying it to lap 8...... and then "gentling" it to the finish
2.) Go to map 2 and short shift it to lap 8 normal style...... and then hopefully have enough coal in the hopper to turn the heat up the last lap or 2.
3.) Toggle between map 3-4-5 (depending on track sector and wether I had a draft or not) to make it as far as I could. And then I would get a near-full tank of petrol at my pit....... and give the "Yard_Sale Express" all the cowbell she could handle to the checkers.
I learned a few things:
- First, my Ferrari 488 has the power spread of a shifter cart, and doesn't really make a whole lot of power off the pipe.
- Staying in map 1 and really concentrating on short shifting, along with concentrating on an unfamiliar circuit led to inconsistent lap times
- Map 2 and kind of concentrating on short shifting, along with concentrating on an unfamiliar circuit led to somewhat consistent lap times
- Toggling between map 3-4-5 along with concentrating on an unfamiliar circuit, was just as mentally taxing as Uber-short-shifting map 1.
- reading the comments on here, I gathered that in a high B/S lobby, a lot of people would do a 2-stop, the rest would fuel save to lap 8....and fuel save to the finish
- I surmised that if I could get my rig to lap 9....and then pit. That was going to be my personal best strategy.
Strategy option #3 FTW!!!
With 2 laps to go in my 3rd practice race, I realized I had 5 minutes until signups closed for the last slot of the NA region....... and I had yet to do any full out practice qualifying laps yet!!!
Crap! I quickly exited.....breezed through signups.....and got about 2 laps of qually practice that resulted in:
- (3) blown hairpin corners
- (1) second worth of track limit penalties
- (2.5) seconds worth of wall-ramming penalties
this is not good
Approximately a minute and a half later, I was out on the tarmac attempting to at least put a clean lap in. Spoiler alert..... it didn't go well. I missed my braking point by a mile and found myself in the wall at the hairpin by the pits. And then I promptly brushed the wall out of the last left hander before the finish for good measure. Result: 2 seconds off the poll, and 1.5 seconds off what I would realistically been able to do.
qualified 15/20 - ouch
....fwiw, if I hadn't barney-ed my qually lap, I would have landed in P5-7.
So there I was waaaaaaay in the back. While we were warming up our tires before the green flag flew, I contemplating going all out for 6-7 laps in an attempt to do an @Tidgney patented "undercut" to try to make up some positions. But I quickly thought better of it when I remembered how hard this track is to pass on. HOWEVER, I did decide I would go hard for maybe a half-lap to see if I could take advantage of anyone in my immediate vicinity that was going to start really fuel-saving right away. Within a 1/4 mile I figured out that this audible would indeed work (as I caught up to the tail pipes of P-11-14 super quick........ but alas, my efforts would be futile as there would be no clean way through the congestion. I then quickly fell back to P-17 and basically stayed there for 5 laps as I let the derelicts behind me either wreck themselves or blew their wad and have to pit for fuel soon.
About 12 minutes later, I watched 4 people pit at lap 6.
2.5 minutes after that, 4 more people pit at lap 7.
2.5 minutes after that, EVERYBODY besides myself and one other dude pitted at lap 8.
At lap 9, I pitted for fuel with 0.1 laps to spare. As my pit crew sprang into action, I watched patently while my "can man" with his quick-fill jug poured some high test into my tank. I waved him off with a couple gallons till top-off. (sorry all you commies across the pond....we use gallons in 'Merica

With 7 laps of fuel in my tank, and 6 laps to go..... I looked over my shoulder to my fireman and told him I needed all the steam he could give me..... we got a race to win!!!!!
I then radioed' to my crew chief Harry, that I was dropping the hammer!! And I started to slice and dice my "Mello Yello" sponsored Chevy Lumina (Ferrari 488) through the pack of fuel savers and tire-shredders!....... sort of.
I had entered the pits in 7th place. But quickly was shuffled back to 14-15th by exit. I had some work to do......A lot of work to do, actually.
My first few places gained came easily as the people who had to pit at lap 6 were probably ******** bricks and in a super lean map to try to get it to the finish. The next few spots came super easily when the other early pit stopers went in for their second stop at lap 11. The next few spots came almost as easily when I started coming up on the guys who pit at lap 8 but were CLEARLY fuel saving to get it to the checkers in 4 laps. After that it was more of the same. Drivers would try to put up a fight but had nothing for me as I had my Chevy Lumina bouncing off the rev limiter out of every corner
IT WAS THEN.....WITH 1 LAP TO GO.......AND 5TH PLACE IN SIGHT, when I got the dreaded phone ring from my fireman (me), notifying the chief-engineer (also me), that the "Yard_Sale Express" was running low on coal. We had to go into fuel-save mode. Upon this dreaded phone ring, I quickly tried to fumble my switches to fuel map 4 right before the first hairpin (not the one by the pits). I quickly found myself in the wall and gave 6th and 7th away right there
Just wish I would have put some time......any time...... over the course of 2.5 years I've been playing this game, into this track.
.....or just stayed in the pits for 1 second longer to get the extra bit of fuel from my can man.
Either way... I had a friggin' blast out there this evening!!!!
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