2024 US Presidential Election Thread

[Shaun]

But a lot more would support Kamala Harris.

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67% of Australians would vote for Kamala Harris for President | YouGov

Two Party remains tied 50% Labor – 50% Coalition

au.yougov.com

Only 80% of One Nation voters, I would have thought it being closer to 95% with the other 5% unable to understand the question.

Pauline will be disappointed.

 

[Tornado]

That douche is going to be in Gastonia tomorrow, so I guess I'm not going to be able to get to Charlotte to look at a car like I wanted.



I've had it. I'm voting for Harris.

 

[TexRex]

Wait...Trump, Vance or Musk? "Douche" doesn't really help.

 

[UKMikey]

Serial adulterer (who lied to his dying wife about cheating on her) says what?



Incidentally, I'm glad George Clooney is no John Wayne...

 

[McLaren]

But a lot more would support Kamala Harris.

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67% of Australians would vote for Kamala Harris for President | YouGov

Two Party remains tied 50% Labor – 50% Coalition

au.yougov.com

Australia also just made some news here in the US for blocking Candace Owens from entering the country, with a great summary of, "Australia's national interest is best served when Candace Owens is somewhere else."

I think you guys are doing alright down under.

 

[TB]

Serial adulterer (who lied to his dying wife about cheating on her) says what?



Incidentally, I'm glad George Clooney is no John Wayne...

Damn your edit!

 

[UKMikey]

Damn your edit!

 

[Spacegoat]

Pauline will be disappointed.

I think you guys are doing alright down under.

We've got our fair share of alt right weirdo's in government but considering how much of our media is owned by Murdoch, and is conservative leaning. Its surprising that they aren't the overwhelming vocal majority. I don't know how we've managed to survive it.

So far, anyway

 

[UKMikey]

I'm not sure how true this tweet is but it sounds plausible to me:

Archived link as the wkow.com website doesn't work in my country:

GOP abandons plan to allow early absentee vote counting

Although Republicans in both the Assembly and Senate initially passed bills allowing clerks to start counting absentee ballots early, they declined Tuesday to take the final step in sending the

www.wkow.com

Several replies to the tweet say that the same thing is happening in Pennsylvania where election staff are forbidden from counting votes until 7 am on election day.

 

[TexRex]

Man, this Walz guy seems like more of a bastard with every new story that comes out.

The kid's not doing well with crime and addiction and instead of letting him focus and get real good at them, Walz told him to do sports.

Watch there be video of this asshole helping a guy who's been paralyzed for twenty years to walk again and now that guy has to buy shoes on a fairly regular basis.

 

[Jezza819]

I'm not sure how true this tweet is but it sounds plausible to me:

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Archived link as the wkow.com website doesn't work in my country:

GOP abandons plan to allow early absentee vote counting

Although Republicans in both the Assembly and Senate initially passed bills allowing clerks to start counting absentee ballots early, they declined Tuesday to take the final step in sending the

www.wkow.com

Several replies to the tweet say that the same thing is happening in Pennsylvania where election staff are forbidden from counting votes until 7 am on election day.

I see the same scenario playing out in other swing states like Georgia.

 

[UKMikey]

I see the same scenario playing out in other swing states like Georgia.

Yep. Lots of people in the comments saying PA is the same.

 

[Jezza819]

Trump: Democrats are the ones committing massive voter fraud.

Reality:

Woman charged with voting twice, casting illegal vote with deceased mother’s name

A woman is accused of trying to vote twice by casting an illegal vote under her deceased mother's name.

www.waff.com

Miller allegedly told officers she signed both absentee ballots, saying her mom was an avid Donald Trump supporter and would’ve voted for the former president if she was still alive.

 

[UKMikey]

Yawn...

 

[05XR8]

He needs to sit down. There’s no way he can spit this drivel for four years. He’s been lost for years and I can’t see him holding the high chair for a presidential term? They’d put him in the insane asylum before time.

 

[TB]

Yawn...

But DOCtor HannIBAl LECter was Lithuanian/Italian, not Mexican/Haitian.

So that makes him one of the good guys, right?

 

[Famine]

Yes, who else could remember the critically acclaimed, highly commercially successful, frequent all-time best movie poll charting, Best Picture, Director, Actor, Actress, and Screenplay Oscar-winning movie, The Silence of the Lambs and its iconic central character - repeatedly selected as one of the greatest movie villains of all time in numerous surveys, played in five films by actors that include Anthony Hopkins and Brian Cox and in a very recent two-season TV series by Mads Mikkelsen - but a very stable genius?

His obsession with Lecter is... weird.

 

[Darla Starch]

Iowa Poll: Kamala Harris leapfrogs Donald Trump to take lead near Election Day. Here's how

The new Iowa Poll shows Kamala Harris leading Donald Trump by 3 points. Pollster J. Ann Selzer: “It’s hard for anybody to say they saw this coming.”

www.desmoinesregister.com

 

[Imari]

He needs to sit down. There’s no way he can spit this drivel for four years. He’s been lost for years and I can’t see him holding the high chair for a presidential term? They’d put him in the insane asylum before time.

That's sort of the point though, right? He's working for Republicans as a front man to win the election, for whatever reason. But once he's actually in office there's a good chance he dies of just being old. If he doesn't die on schedule, there's endless fodder for declaring him incompetent for the office and letting Vance take over. That's if they don't decide to Putin him out a window or have him Putin himself twice to the back of the head I suppose.

And I assume Vance has agreed to be the puppet for the people who really want to be in power, because otherwise there's no sensible reason for choosing him as a VP. He's a muppet in an almost comically literal sense.

It's a setup - if Trump wins you don't get Trump as president, you get something worse.

 

[UKMikey]

Started:


Going:

Listen to Jeffrey Epstein Spill Intel on Donald Trump’s White House

A new recording captures Epstein dishing on Trump.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Darla Starch]

 

[Jezza819]

Another reminder from Nick Offerman

SLIGHT LANGUAGE WARNING

 

[FuriousDemon]

Yawn...

Damn…he’s been obsessed with this stuff for a while it seems.

 

[Jezza819]

 

[UKMikey]

Another started/going... This time it's Iowa GOP chair Jeff Kaufmann crowing about his anticipation for the Des Moines Register's election poll:

After the Register's poll put Kamala three points ahead in the state:

 

[Jezza819]

STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING

 

[Touring Mars]

Why is Trump wearing black and gold all of a sudden?

 

[Duke]

It's a Proud Boys reference, I believe.

[edit] Never mind.

 

[UKMikey]

This is a little old and out of date (much like its subject). Wish I'd seen it when it'd been posted.



Panorama has made a follow up documentary which is available on BBC iPlayer in the UK.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm going to get absolutely hammered on NyQuil tomorrow as soon as I get home.