2024 US Presidential Election Thread

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I could be wrong, but I seriously doubt there is anyone simultaneously wealthy and dumb enough to buy that watch.
Stupidity and unreasonable amounts of wealth almost go hand in hand.
That is the heirs of those who somehow claimed the cash and then just hand it down to those with no clue about cash.
 
He is also selling $499 and $799 watches without the signed Trump letter and personalised backplate.


 
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Does Vegas have betting odds on what Trump will start selling next? I want in on that.
Trump Mobility scooters. Gold wheels, red-white-and-blue tassles on the handlebars. Trump's ugly mug plastered on the front of the basket. But it only turns to the right, the FAR right and every January 6th it falls over on it's own. "$50,000 each folks. What a bargain to show your support as you wheel into your local school board meeting or city council meeting to scream about meaningless ****"
 
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Does Vegas have betting odds on what Trump will start selling next? I want in on that.
I’m surprised he hasn’t jumped into the Self Tan / Cosmetics space.

“Trump Tan - The 50 Shades of Orange Tanning Range”

Be a glowing beacon of Power, success and all round greatness. Just like your Uncle Don.
 
That guy just Deeboed his friend’s family. Reminds me of the scene from Friday:

longtime friend: car pulls up, longtime friend exits passenger side, walks up to the house “Derrick.”

Derrick Anderson(De-son): says to friends hanging out in front of the house “Hold my money… watch him.”

longtime friend: “Can I speak to you for a second?”

De-son: walks slowly towards longtime friend intensely, eyes piercing the soul of longtime friend

longtime friend: “Pops telling me to ask for my family back.” snickers shaking head “You know I wouldn’t trip.”

De-son: “What family?”

longtime friend: perplexed “My wife and kids… the ones I let you use a couple of weeks ago… the ones I been asking you about.”

De-son: “Ooh… that family.” “I didn’t know you wanted them back, homie.” smiles “They’re right here, just follow me homie.”

longtime friend: smiles and signals to Father everything looks all good “Yeah, it’s like they’re both ours.” happily “I’ll keep them down at my house.”

De-son: “Cool.”

turns around and knocks longtime friend out

De-son: “THAT’S MY FAMILY, PUNK!”

old man exits car to confront De-son

De-son: “OH! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO, OLD MAN?!!!!”

old man: hurriedly changes mind “Nnnno!” “Git yo behind up and get in this car! Don’t know why you come down here and bother these people!”
 
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