2024 US Presidential Election Thread

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I could be wrong, but I seriously doubt there is anyone simultaneously wealthy and dumb enough to buy that watch.
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I could be wrong, but I seriously doubt there is anyone simultaneously wealthy and dumb enough to buy that watch.
Stupidity and unreasonable amounts of wealth almost go hand in hand.
That is the heirs of those who somehow claimed the cash and then just hand it down to those with no clue about cash.
 
That watch is $100k and it's not even that special. I'm also not sure what a TX07 movement is.
I have no idea and Google doesn’t bring anything up. It will be some shoddy Chinese movement.
 
He is also selling $499 and $799 watches without the signed Trump letter and personalised backplate.


 
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Does Vegas have betting odds on what Trump will start selling next? I want in on that.
Trump Mobility scooters. Gold wheels, red-white-and-blue tassles on the handlebars. Trump's ugly mug plastered on the front of the basket. But it only turns to the right, the FAR right and every January 6th it falls over on it's own. "$50,000 each folks. What a bargain to show your support as you wheel into your local school board meeting or city council meeting to scream about meaningless ****"
 
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Does Vegas have betting odds on what Trump will start selling next? I want in on that.
I’m surprised he hasn’t jumped into the Self Tan / Cosmetics space.

“Trump Tan - The 50 Shades of Orange Tanning Range”

Be a glowing beacon of Power, success and all round greatness. Just like your Uncle Don.
 
^ What else is Elon going to gift to the board at his next AGM?
 
You know, you can rent my family for a decent amount. I mean, it's better than doing OnlyFans, right?
 
That guy just Deeboed his friend’s family. Reminds me of the scene from Friday:

longtime friend: car pulls up, longtime friend exits passenger side, walks up to the house “Derrick.”

Derrick Anderson(De-son): says to friends hanging out in front of the house “Hold my money… watch him.”

longtime friend: “Can I speak to you for a second?”

De-son: walks slowly towards longtime friend intensely, eyes piercing the soul of longtime friend

longtime friend: “Pops telling me to ask for my family back.” snickers shaking head “You know I wouldn’t trip.”

De-son: “What family?”

longtime friend: perplexed “My wife and kids… the ones I let you use a couple of weeks ago… the ones I been asking you about.”

De-son: “Ooh… that family.” “I didn’t know you wanted them back, homie.” smiles “They’re right here, just follow me homie.”

longtime friend: smiles and signals to Father everything looks all good “Yeah, it’s like they’re both ours.” happily “I’ll keep them down at my house.”

De-son: “Cool.”

turns around and knocks longtime friend out

De-son: “THAT’S MY FAMILY, PUNK!”

old man exits car to confront De-son

De-son: “OH! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO, OLD MAN?!!!!”

old man: hurriedly changes mind “Nnnno!” “Git yo behind up and get in this car! Don’t know why you come down here and bother these people!”
 
It's pretty dangerous to agree with Mark Robinson on anything. Can you elaborate on why you think Al Sharpton needs killing?
I didn’t say Robinson was right, or even agree with him.

And Al Sharpton has been quiet for a while, so he’s not an issue currently. But at the time of that quote, and at a number of critical times before that, Sharpton was a major disruptor in already unstable social
crises. Of course he didn’t need to be killed, but it would have been helpful if he had been off stage.
 
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One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go over to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days, so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big, yellow ones.
 
One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go over to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days, so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big, yellow ones.
Still more coherent than Trump. You wanna be President in 2028?
 
I didn't watch the game live so I wouldn't have known at the time. But later I found out that the bloated orange one was in my state at the Alabama/Georgia game. It's a wonder he didn't demand the PA system to announce, "my opponent has said many times that if elected she will ban college football." "So you better make sure I win or there will be no more college football." "I am the best protector college football has, many people have said that." Those idiots at Bryant-Denny would have probably believed it.
 

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