Please, please tell me who this is really. I'm laughing too hard to check IPs and find out who wrote this classic. I'm guessing Klos because I don't think any of our recently-banned poster children has the imagination to come up with this stuff. The detail! The irony! The run-on sentences!
Thank you, whoever you are, for making my day.
[edit] I probably shouldn't post this, but it's too unbelievable for words. The clown shoe actually reported Jordan using the "Report To Moderators" button! I'm going to snort coffee out my nose in about 7 more seconds of this:
Originally reported by monster_man:
DOESN'T BELIEVE ANYBODY THINKS EVERYBODY IS A LIAR!!! HE IS A LOSER!! HE MAKES THE WEB HORRIBLE AND GAY AND STUPID FOR US ALL!
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