Admin hilarity!

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The admins lurk in the shadows ready to shoot the points every time someone mouths off, but, sometimes they can be funny. This is a thread for all their funny quotes and maybe (if it gets closed) well get another! :)
 
I hardly lurk in the shadows - I've got forty-one thousand posts!
 
The admins lurk in the shadows ready to shoot the points every time someone mouths off, but, sometimes they can be funny. This is a thread for all their funny quotes and maybe (if it gets closed) well get another! :)
It's mostly Famines sharp wit. :)
 
I've got a Famine quote in my sig, from some years ago. My favorite line ever. :D
 
Just subscribe to the admins' posts, I guess. There's only a few of them.
 
Thought this was halarious, a reply in that thread.


Duke
Please, please tell me who this is really. I'm laughing too hard to check IPs and find out who wrote this classic. I'm guessing Klos because I don't think any of our recently-banned poster children has the imagination to come up with this stuff. The detail! The irony! The run-on sentences!

Thank you, whoever you are, for making my day.

[edit] I probably shouldn't post this, but it's too unbelievable for words. The clown shoe actually reported Jordan using the "Report To Moderators" button! I'm going to snort coffee out my nose in about 7 more seconds of this:

Originally reported by monster_man:
DOESN'T BELIEVE ANYBODY THINKS EVERYBODY IS A LIAR!!! HE IS A LOSER!! HE MAKES THE WEB HORRIBLE AND GAY AND STUPID FOR US ALL!

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Bugger. Opened this thread hoping that it would be some noob posting it who had got into an argument with a mod and was having a rant. :(


Wasn't there a couple of months ago when a mods account was compromised, some pretty funny stuff must have been posted then. ;)

Most of the funny stuff that has actually been posted my mods is when famine completely rapes others with his intelligence.

Three Thousandth Post!!!!!
 
Bugger. Opened this thread hoping that it would be some noob posting it who had got into an argument with a mod and was having a rant. :(

Haha, me too. Or some stand-up comedy would be nice. :dopey:
 
That'll be 'mime' then. ;)

I was wondering all along, why did the frisbee get bigger and bigger as it came towards me.

And then it hit me. :dopey:
 
You spelt mime wrong...

Failed, you have.

Edit.. tree'ed...

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.
 
That'll be 'mime' then. ;)

I was wondering all along, why did the frisbee get bigger and bigger as it came towards me.

And then it hit me. :dopey:

Some one has been watching Milton Jones... :lol:


I was walking along today, and on the road I saw a small dead baby ghost...


Although thinking about it...





It could have been a tissue.
 
Had a traffic accident with a Claymore last week.

Repairs were expensive. Cost me an arm and a leg.
 
I caught someone stealing our gate. I didn't say anything in case they took offence
 
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
 
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