America - The Official Thread

[UKMikey]

What a world, what a world... perhaps Zyglis should have made the flying Larrys leave smoke trails which spell out the words "SURRENDER FAUCI".

 

[Spacegoat]

Viktor Bout, now free: "American children are being taught that there are 72 genders and the world will commit suicide if this is not stopped."

Future GOP senate nominee in the making.

Hell, they'd probably put him up for President if he was American.

 

[Famine]

Dave Chappelle invites Elon Musk onto the stage during his live show. Audience boos Elon Musk for ten minutes straight. Chappelle rips into the audience for being jealous poor people. Twitter deletes the account of a person posting the video of the event, although some others remain (watch it while it's hot).

Spoiler: Language warning

Just another day, as they say.

 

[TexRex]

Pasty bitch.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Greene says Jan. 6 Capitol attack ‘would’ve been armed’ if she planned it

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) said Saturday that the Jan. 6, 2021 riot at the U.S. Capitol “would’ve been armed” if she and former Trump adviser Steve Bannon had planned it. …

thehill.com

 

[Tornado]

It would have saved the time investigating, arresting and prosecuting all of those people if they just had to bury them.

 

[McLaren]

Pasty bitch.

The quicker he takes off for Mars, the better society will be on Earth.

 

[Liquid]

Elon Musk is as close to incel as you can get whilst actually having had sex.

 

[Touring Mars]

The quicker he takes off for Mars, the better society will be on Earth.

No ******* thanks.

 

[Spacegoat]

Pasty bitch.

 

[Tornado]

Actually wait I missed this:

The unhinged leftists... going to Dave Chappelle sets post-The Closer?

No ******* thanks.

Reported: Bypassing the swear filter.

 

[UKMikey]

The quicker he takes off for Mars, the better society will be on Earth.

Would that make him a "great example of the kind of people this planet would be better off without 👌"?

 

[TexRex]

lmfao

 

[UKMikey]

The quote tweets are even weirder (and nerdier).

 

[UKMikey]

Meanwhile, to absolutely no one's surprise...

 

[TB]

Is Musk's hair getting more Trump-like or am I just imagining things again?

 

[Populuxe]

 

[TB]

Are we squarely in the "find out" part of the process?

 

[eran0004]

Is Musk's hair getting more Trump-like or am I just imagining things again?

I think you’re right. How long before prosecute goes full orange?

(Am I using his new pronoun correctly?)

 

[Blitz24]

Tesla's autopilot new and improved. Will not only steer cars into various objects but will also steer stock price off a cliff!

 

[TexRex]

Jesus ****ing Christ, the conservative bitchfit over preferred pronouns is so ****ing idiotic, not least because they certainly have their own. As thin as her skin is, can you just imagine how completely Musk would lose it if she was to consistently be deliberately misgendered in media? She'd go ****ing nuclear. Hers would be a meltdown for the ages.

 

[Famine]

(Am I using his* new pronoun correctly?)

 

[Blitz24]

If they have no pronouns, doesn't that mean we can refer to the individual with any pronoun we want? I prefer calling "the individual" it.

 

[TexRex]

If they have no pronouns, doesn't that mean we can refer to the individual with any pronoun we want? I prefer calling "the individual" it.

If lack pronouns altogether, it's inappropriate to use any when referring to .

 

[Blitz24]

If lack pronouns altogether, it's inappropriate to use any when referring to .

 

[McLaren]

Are we squarely in the "find out" part of the process?

Something something, the stock market caved to the woke mind virus, something.

 

[UKMikey]

Jesus ****ing Christ, the conservative bitchfit over preferred pronouns is so ****ing idiotic, not least because they certainly have their own. As thin as her skin is, can you just imagine how completely Musk would lose it if she was to consistently be deliberately misgendered in media? She'd go ****ing nuclear. Hers would be a meltdown for the ages.

Ironically it was immediately clear who you were referring to despite the misgendering which further underlines the inconsequentiality of their objections.

 

[Danoff]

Ironically it was immediately clear who you were referring to despite the misgendering which further underlines the inconsequentiality of their objections.

Even more ironically, according to the person, the pronoun you're supposed to use (which is not a pronoun) is Fauci. That's Fauci the owner of SpaceX, Tesla, and Twitter. Not Anthony Fauci the NIAID Director.

The other non-pronoun pronoun is prosecute. As in, at least one employee accused prosecute of sexual harassment and soliciting prostitution. As in prosecute could be prosecuted for soliciting a prostitute.

 

[UKMikey]

Even more ironically, according to the person, the pronoun you're supposed to use (which is not a pronoun) is Fauci. That's Fauci the owner of SpaceX, Tesla, and Twitter. Not Anthony Fauci the NIAID Director.

I wasn't sure whether prosecute was being totally serious so decided to use the neutral pronoun "their" instead.

 

[Famine]

Even more ironically, according to the person, the pronoun you're supposed to use (which is not a pronoun) is Fauci. That's Fauci the owner of SpaceX, Tesla, and Twitter. Not Anthony Fauci the NIAID Director.

The other non-pronoun pronoun is prosecute. As in, at least one employee accused prosecute of sexual harassment and soliciting prostitution. As in prosecute could be prosecuted for soliciting a prostitute.

The way prosecute has presented fauci pronouns is that "prosecute" is the subject pronoun (performing the actions and replacing he or she or they) and "fauci" is the object pronoun (receiving the actions and replacing him/his or her or them/their) - as prosecute/fauci supplants he/him, she/her, they/them.

Therefore prosecute is the owner of SpaceX, Tesla, and Twitter, and at least one employee accused fauci of sexual harassment stating prosecute offered her a horse. Prosecute has certainly made a mess of the language with fauci attempt at flexing on pronouns.

I guess we shouldn't expect anything better from someone who calls (edit) fauci child X Æ A-XII.