This thread is turning into the Liquid and MildAshers show!
Sammy Ameobi!
Jason Roberts? Steve Nzonzi? Yakubu?
By "Treasure" I mean Lomana Tresor ("Treasure") Lua Lua, who was at Newcastle from 2000-2004 and has since played for Portsmouth and Blackpool...
Though he currently plays in Turkey, so it might not be him.