BAD Translator!

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Original text:

"Rolling on the floor laughing"


...54 translations later we get:


"Floor mockery."


So now Internets, instead of Writing ROFL, Just Write FM


Edit: From this: I swear to drunk I'm not God, if i was god then why would i swear drunk?

To This: I am the Lord, I am drunk, drunk or not? :lol:
 
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I decided to type in the lyrics to the freestyle drive thru rap.

Original:

"I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce Don’t be frontin’ son no seeds on a bun We be up in this drive thru Order for two I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe We need some chicken up in here In this dizzle For rizzle my mizzle Extra salt on the frizzle Dr. Pepper my brother Another for your mother Double double super size And don’t forget the FRIES…"

After 10 translations:

"I have a hamburger, double and salad, cake or your child does not like me in your shoes suspension system, we are here to enjoy the goose Rizzo Dizzle for me, 9, washing salt overdose, said Dr. Hu, whose fierce other brothers, two large your mother, do not forget the fries ..."

after 25 translations:

"A double hamburger, and salad, dessert, or postpone the shoes do not tell me, darling, no, I think we all Dizzle Rizzo, 9 dish is a fisherman in overdose, "Oh," he said, if other siblings live in the wild both Big Mama, do not forget fries ..."

After 54 translations:

"But two hamburger, salads, Desserts and even clean, I know, on every street. Kotsukotsurizo. Cook with two other Anglers 9 rodhaileoige: Oh, I "Big daddi, tell me I am not sure .. do not forget France."
 
Original, 10 and 25: Luke, I am your father.
54: Hatch, I am the father. :grumpy:
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Original: Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut.
10: Sport Fink simply that my fear does not reduce.
25: Sports report that my fears just fell.
54: Because of the problems is changed in the subroutine.

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Original: We're going to need a bigger boat.
10: We will have a large ship is not required.
25: We do not need a boat.
54: We want to ship.

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No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
10: No, Mr. Bond, I think he died.
25: No, Mr. Bond is dead, I think it is.
54: James bond pikirku death.

Is pikirku a verb?
 
From This Cocaine Feels Like I'm on This Song (System of a Down):

"there's nothing wrong with me there's something wrong with you there's something wrong with me i hope your stepson doesn't eat the fish while we're crying for our next fix"

...54 translations later we get:

"I do not like fish meal reform."


Cavemen Rejoice - The Bags

"Hey cavemen now that we are a team. We'll attack those other cavemen across the stream."

...54 translations later we get:

"Home Yes, in future, he opposed the cave."
 
Having some fun with Rapper's Delight.

got bodyguards, i got two big cars that definitely aint the wack. i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac. so after school i take a dip in the pool which really is on the wall. i got a color tv so i can see the knicks play basketball"

...10 translations later we get:

"No bodyguards and two so-called Cadillac luxury sedan. And the Lincoln Continental and ceiling. In the first day of autumn in the pool, and now the wall. I have a color TV, so you can see the New York Knicks basketball "

...25 translations later we get:

"This is not a body guard and two Cadillac luxury car. Lincoln Continental and the air. And the first day of autumn in the pool wall. I have a color television, followed by New York Knicks basketball ""

..54 translations later we get:

"Lincoln and kadillak luxury dudoeji better control. Wall of the pool the first day of autumn. TV and sports, and nioyokunikkusubasukettoboru."






Original text:

"have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just aint no good? i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood! so you try to play it off like you think you can by sayin that youre full. "

...10 translations later we get:

"I am more than ever, friends and family food is not only a well-tree? I mean, the original pasta and mashed potatoes, peas, chicken flavor! I like to play you think you are saying that they are complete."


"while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin of the moment that it's time to leave and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin into something that looks like cheese oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place i dont care what these people think im just sittin here makin myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks "

...10 translations later we get:

"Although the dream in your heart when food starts to leave when the smoke and then saw the posters and beer slowly collapse, it seems that I told you, that's what I said two, I do not want this place to let these people that I just as the cornerstone of cheese here, so my ugly smell of food"




Oh yeah here's the lyrics to rapper's delight btw its my fave song.

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man hank
come on, hank, sing that song

check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a
and the rest is f-l-y
ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix
and these reasons i'll tell ya why
ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun
and i dress to a t
ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously
i got bodyguards, i got two big cars
that definitely aint the wack
i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, i take a dip in the pool
which really is on the wall
i got a color tv so i can see
the knicks play basketball
hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards
more money than a sucker could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime til i made it again
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn
say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend
master gee, am I mellow
its on you so what you gonna do

well it's on n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master gee
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
i'm goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there could ever be
now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin into your toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat
and the damn ya start doin the freak
i said damn, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang
but i rap to the beat just the same
i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes
all im here to do ladies is hypnotize
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what ya got
i guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that i am the baby of the bunch
'but that's okay i still keep in stride
cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
rock rock yall throw it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
im gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-t-tickets in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor
a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im guaranteed to make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?
i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what america we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
rock it up baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat



i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat

i said i cant wait til the end of the week
when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat
and attempt to raise your body heat
just blow your mind so that you cant speak
and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet
and let it change up to a dance called the freak
and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
rest a little while so ya dont get weak
i know a man named hank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mcs
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint
a from sun to sun and from day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
because they say that miracles never cease
i've created a devastating masterpiece
i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist
everybody, i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of lois lane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere
just throw your hands up in the air
and party hardy like you just dont care
let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop
go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)
im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
i say skip, dive, what can i say
i cant fit em all inside my oj
so i just take half and bust them out
i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house
it was twelve o'clock one friday night
i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right
everybody was dancin on the floor
doin all the things they never did before
and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean
she came into the bar, she came into the scene
as she traveled deeper inside the room
all the fellas checked out her white sasoons
she came up to the table, looked into my eyes
then she turned around and shook her behind
so i said to myself, its time for me to release
my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece
and now people in the house this is just for you
a little rap to make you boogaloo
now the group ya hear is called phase two
and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew
once a week we're on the street
just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free
for you to party ya got to have the movies
so we'll get right down and give you the groove
for you to dance you gotta get hype
so we'll get right down for you tonight
now the system's on and the girls are there
ya definitely have a rockin affair
but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact
that to have a party ya got to have a rap
so when the party's over you're makin it home
and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn
and while ya sleepin ya start to dream
and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene
my name appears in your mind
yeah, a name you know that was right on time
it was phase two just a doin a do
rockin ya down cause ya know we could
to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak
come alive girls get on your feet
to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak
to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on
on n on into the break of dawn
now i got a man comin on right now
he's guaranteed to throw down
he goes by the name of wonder mike
come on wonder mike do what ya like

like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula with out his fangs
like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good
like a tree that's not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin down
is just like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
i say hank can ya rock
can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop
can ya hip me to the shoobie doo
i said come on
i go to the halls and then ring the bell
because i am the man with the clientele
and if ya ask me why i rock so well
a big bang, i got clientele
and from the time i was only six years old
i never forgot what i was told
it was the best advice that i ever had
it came from my wise dear old dad
he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you
and dont say a word until i'm through
now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
a time to live and a time to die
a time to break and a time to chill
to act civilized or act real ill
but whatever ya do in your lifetime
ya never let a mc steal your rhyme
so from sixty six til this very day
ill always remember what he had to say
so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style
i let them know that i'm versatile
i got style finesse and a little black book
that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look
but there's a thing that separates you from me
and that's called originality
because my rhymes are on from what you heard
i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word
and i say a little more later on tonight
so the sucker mc's can bite all night
a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall
a lets rock yall ya dont stop
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends
a like that yall to the beat yall
beat beat yall ya dont stop
a master gee am I mellow?
its on you so whatcha gonna do

well like johnny carson on the late show
a like frankie croker in stereo
well like the barkay's singin holy ghost
the sounds to throw down they're played the most

its like my man captain sky
whose name he earned with his super sperm
we rock and we dont stop
get off yall im here to give you whatcha got
to the beat that it makes you freak
and come alive girl get on your feet
a like a perry mason without a case
like farrah fawcett without her face

like the barkays on the mike
like gettin right down for you tonight
like movin your body so ya dont know how
right to the rhythm and throw down

like comin alive to the master gee
the brother who rocks so viciously
i said the age of one my life begun
at the age of two i was doin the do
at the age of three it was you and me
rockin to the sounds of the master gee
at the age of four i was on the floor
givin all the freaks what they bargained for
at the age of five i didnt take no jive
with the master gee its all the way live
at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks
rappin to the beat my stick was fixed
at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off
i got right on down to the beat you see
gettin right on down makin all the girls
just take of their clothes to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that makes you freak
at the age of eight i was really great
cause every night you see i had a date
at the age of nine i was right on time
cause every night i had a party rhyme
goin on n n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
a sayin on n n on n on on n on...
like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop
a saying on n n on n on on n on
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
come to the master gee you see
the brother who rocks so viciously

i typed that all from memory btw quote this post if u like it
 
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"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Tool and machine translation."


Hope this one's not a sign.

"Computer Science Major"

...54 translations later we get:

"Politics"


"Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2"

...54 translations later we get:

"Contact 2 Financer: Why modern"
 
Original text:

""To be or not to be", that is the question."

...54 translations later we get:

"Yes. ""

I simply put "To be or not to be, that is the question", did 54 Translations, and got "Ask."

"Midnight Racing Graphics"
10 Times, Result:
"Half the night game clip"

25 Times:
"Games Between"

54 Times:
"In the Game"

"Surely you can't be serious! I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
54 Times:
"I do not know! In fact, I am not Schily."

From,
Chris.
 
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Just listening to some T-Pain Reverse Cowgirl so I decided to see what kind of schenanigans I end up with.

"Welcome to my rodeo, hold on to me, baby I'm gon take it slow, how you ride is the key"

...10 translations later we get:

"Welcome to my family, we should explore this child, and am slowly main engine"

...25 translations later we get:

"Welcome to the family, you should evaluate the child and gradually the main engine"

...54 translations later we get:

"Welcome to families with children as an Afterthought."

:dunce:
 
An "afterthought" response. Children are therefore an 'afterthought' to... to... aww you know the story :rolleyes:.
:lol:
 
Original text:

"I really like asian girls"

...54 translations later we get:

"For fall women"

Original text:

"I'm a bad bad boy"

...54 translations later we get:

"The man is a joke"


Riiiiight
 
It's funny how much of a difference punctuation can make. For instance, typing "BAD Translator!" (no quotes) will give you "Content Hack." after proceeding through "Shell inappropriate", "Hook cover" and "Contents Huck", among others while "BAD Translator" or "Bad translator" (again no quotes) will give you "Failure to collect." with "compile error" along the way. :confused: "bad translator" (still no quotes) yields "Error", and with the quote marks included, the same expression goes through "Translation is not true" and "This translation is very good" :lol: before arriving at "Service is very good."
 
Original text:

"Consider this, my friend in war: We all live out our lives in peace, but that would be to wage war on war itself. How could that possibly be peace?"

...54 translations later we get:

"My friend lives in the war. "We have a world war."

Philosophy made simple ;)!
 
Something slightly disheartening:

"That's one small step for man; one giant leap for mankind."

...54 translations later we get:

"Not everyone."


And something humorous:

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Chicken is not working?"


And a look at the differences created by punctuation:

"Knock knock!"

...53 translations later we get:

"I Won!"

(Had to take it back a step. Dang Yiddish keeps ruining it at the end.)


"knock knock"

...54 translations later we get:

"First National Bank."


"Knock knock"

...54 translations later we get:

"Construction"
 
I tried it and got the 'first national bank' too :lol:

Okay, so I have a game.

25 translations later, I got this.

'As the flow of energy, resulting in aircraft wings Cabin in the air and vertical break started'

See if you can guess what the original sentence said. I am only looking for the general context of course. The person who gets it goes next. :)
 
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I used th most confusing sentence ever on the internet.

Original Sentence: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

10 translations later: In fact, given the present resolution, so you do not like?


:lol: it makes more sense?
 
Wow, this is a nice find :lol:

'What is the point of this translator?'

54 translations later...

'What do you think?'

Also, for the hell of it...

'What is my name?'

54 translations later it came up with 'Name'.
 
The first verse of Even Flow by Pearl Jam:

"Freezing rests his head on a pillow made of concrete again Oh Feeling maybe he'll see a little better set a days oh yeah Oh hand out faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar oh yeah Oh dark grin he can't help when he's happy looks insane"

...54 translations later we get:

"Adharta head Oh, yeah, I see the hands, face, voice, time, or have fun, black, can not help but laugh waste"
 
OK, before I post this, I don't have anything against people with down syndrome and do not mean to insult them in any way, but I found this very funny

"i think i may have down syndrome, oh no. oh well i guess i can be the cool one."...54 translations later we get:"Pms is unknown, so I think that is good."


But now when I go back and try again I can't seem to get the same thing... hmm
 
"Zombies like eating your head, arms and feet. Watch out when they're about." -> "Zombie head, hands and feet there."

There you go, how to survive the apocalypse! :lol:
 
ZZ Top- Just Got Paid
"I just got paid today got me a pocket full of change Said, I just got paid today got me a pocket full of change If you believe like workin' hard all day just step in my shoes and take my pay. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Also, the hard disk 11 to change the shoes to change the location of the port."

Black Sabbath- Electric Funeral
Buildings Crashing Down
To Earth's Crackling Ground
Rivers Turn To Wood
Ice Melt Into Blood

...10 translations later we get:

"The building fell to the ground, the land-intensive, the river ice to melt back into the blood tree"

...54 translations later we get:

"Land, Forests, rivers and blood."

This is great fun.
 
Okay, so I have a game.

25 translations later, I got this.

'As the flow of energy, resulting in aircraft wings Cabin in the air and vertical break started'

See if you can guess what the original sentence said. I am only looking for the general context of course. The person who gets it goes next. :)

Something a stewardess would say, like "in the event of an emergency, put your tray tables up, your seat back in the upright locked position, and put the oxygen mask on"

Perhaps.

For an example of why Yiddish is so annoying, type in "Rome".


"Are you good with quotation marks?" I asked, "Can use use them without errors?"

"Yes," he said, "I will not use it," said?

First time the punctuation actually makes sense. The grammar, however, is a bit lacking.
 
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"Random Username"

...25 translations later we get:

"Time"

...

"Gran Turismo 5 is releasing tomorrow, and Kazunori Yamauchi is going to send me a free copy, cause i am awesome."

...25 translations later we get:

"5 GT car Morning Post sent a free copy of Kazuno Yamauchi, it was scary.
 
This thread really shouldn't die, so here's one I found... interesting.

"I like listening to Streetlight Manifesto. They have such a fun sound that makes you happy to listen to any of the points they want to bring up in the lyrics."

...54 translations later we get:

"I feel your pain. So, consider this an interesting product for this purpose."


:odd: It makes sense, but it's completely unrelated to the input. Actually, it kind of responds to it. Has anyone else had any like this?

Also, anyone notice that hitting translate repeatedly gets all the languages mixed up into one big mess? Talk about a bad translation:

"Hello there, how are you?"

...71 translations later we get:

"SvecesabeššDaar, ŠataditPravercesustréŭ, byŭŭ?"
 
certainly makes some odd ones, some seem to be almost poetic, others really dont make sense though lol
original: "Memories painted as the contours of, Someone you once would have died for."

...54 translations later we get:

"Mobile."

oddly half way through it was saying "planning and shot"

original: "That's just her body, it's not her. Just a reflection of a time that's lost."

...25 translations later we get:

"This is the only organization, but no. Anna's a waste of time."

original: "But the words they're not the same, As the ones she used to say. The sentences they're not how They used to be, Though still as beautiful, They're not meant for you."

...54 translations later we get:

"5 dead funny, but I can not speak the same"

original: "Though still as beautiful, They're not meant for you."

...54 translations later we get:

"Checks invalid."
 
*Slight bump, but just found it*



Original text:

"Personally I've always found Anne Widdecombe strangely alluring in an odious-politician-kind-of-way. Controversial she may be, but the level of help she gave to her constituents was excellent."

...54 translations later we get:

"Children influense 'Ma viddekombe political leaders can be Challenging. But most of the triangle"




It's actually very wise.
 
My original sentence... The car wasn't fast enough today to catch him.

This is the ending translation and back to ENGLISH : מאַשיןאיזניטגענוג

What the family?! :lol: but also :boggled::gtplanet:
 
Original text:

"Come on down to the other side, come with us through the gates of hell."

...54 translations later we get:

"Four times."



Original text:

"Where we'll drag you from where you are to where you belong."

...54 translations later we get:

"You can go anywhere."



Original text:

"Come on down to the other side, Come with us through the gates of hell, Where we'll drag you from where you are to where you belong."

...54 translations later we get:

"You can also open the door."
 
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