BAD Translator!

[xXKingJoshXx]

I test drove a Challenger today

Translates to

I verified today selected that nothing

 

[masterrawad]

Explain the mysteries of the universe to me, oh wise and omnipotent translator of faultiness!

translates to..

The secret of the universe, a judge of the Supreme Court


here's another one:


Thank you for your interesting advice, swami translator. Peace be upon you.

translates to

Director and translator.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Hello people of GTPlanet = goodses

 

[masterrawad]

I'm not even kidding about this.

Pre-translate:
At what time does the narwhal bacon?

After 35 translates:
When you buy meat for radar.


O______________O

 

[ENTERSANDMAN13]

GET TO THE CHOPPER!!

English>Turkish>Italian>Arabic>French=

HELICOPTER ACCESS!!

 

[Ferrari_458]

"Gran Turismo is the best game in the world, it is much better than Forza!"

After 35 translations turns into:

"The best game is bifuer, who taught anywhere else in the world. Rouleau"

 

[PeterJB]

"Yeah? Well you have ass burgers."

"Or you cheated Hamburg Germany"

 

[Danny]

"Thousands of people lined up outside the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego this afternoon for their shot at becoming “Racer X”, the special wildcard position in the U.S. region of GT Academy."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ten of thousands of people in the midst of the fire. Rock, San Diego. Lucia Italy. Insert special characters x."

 

[Jet Badger]

Original text:

"No matter how many drawers you have, a car won't fit in any of them."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Extend the automobile, and these numbers do not match."


Original text:

"My head aches really badly. I probably have a tumor."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is very bad. Of course, cancer."


Original text:

"A plywood Lamborghini is better than no Lamborghini."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Birch plywood mabo mabo"



Original text:

"The fourth nut on my Honda Civic's front left wheel resembles Paul McCartney."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I am back, left the Republic of Honda four dozens of Paul McCartney."



Original text:

"My couch requires 1.21 Gigawatts of kittens to reach the speed of hot sauce."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sitting in the hot sauce and dangerous 1.21 gw chicken."



Original text:

"I pink up the phone and say yellow!"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Increase the yellow cell phones!"


Original text:

"Understand? Potatoe track mixing."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Would be what I want it give's you know better? Song was mixed with the potatoes."

 

[ThaRealCreeper]

I like Nissan a lot, especially the GT-R

5 Translations later:

I want to especially Nissan, the GT-R is a lot

 

[gorsad]

Below is a conversation (taken from F1slate.com) between Stirling Moss and Michael Schumacher. After that is the translated conversation (each one was 18 translations).

Original Conversation

Stirling Moss: Tallyho chaps. I do say, I rather prefer that we raced like gentlemen and dressed like gentlemen, spiffing polo-shirts, fine Italian leather driving gloves, and maybe a scarf if one felt a chill in the air.

Schumi: I think I'll stick to my fire-proof racing overalls thanks Stirling. Mrs. Schumacher would prefer that I don't come home with skin from my left arse-cheek grafted to my nose.

Stirling Moss: Balderdash Michael. One can't be doing with losing to a lady. About time you got the better of that tasty teammate of yours wouldn't you say, Nicola is it not?

Schumi: Oh you mean Britney, maybe all that hairspray confused you too but apparently my teammate is a man, although we may subject him to the Olympic gender tests to make sure. He's hardly in the mould of the great Silver Arrow drivers of the past.

Translated conversation

Stirling Moss: The park consists of three people: can you tell me, do you want those glorious, Croatia, Polokošil, gloves, and head-dress, Italy, of the King can be cold.

Schumi: I think that test, he said, many of the integration of tournesol. Mr. Schumacher opted for Red my ass, and I removed all things skin.

Stirling Moss: Michael. Shallow sleep. The economy of the former advertiser formless, a woman can take part in wildlife. The best team is good, maybe I can say now, Nikolai, Alaska, is it?

Schumi: Well, you must be a member of the movement, the Group of Britney Spears, hair tests equality between the Olympics, but what about men, women must be ensured. In the past, only the silver arrow pilot.


I have too much time on my hands.

 

[ZohsixGT5]

"a woman can take part in wildlife"

"the Group of Britney Spears"

 

[t3hgt3ftw1n]

Original Text (from John F. Kennedy):

"Domestic policy can only defeat us; foreign policy can kill us."

35 Translations later:

"Politics, foreign policy, the Interior Ministry has the right to kill, but Americans."

So, apparently, the Government of Pakistan can kill anyone except Americans .

Decided to give another 35 translations and it gave me:

"(born and foreign policy)." Huh?

 

[Moglet]

I got an answer to mine!

Original text:

"my cat has just scratched the back of my hand and it is bleeding quite badly"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"However, it is a good cat."

I also got this:

Original text:

"It's very hot in here but I've got all of the windows open to try and cool it down."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Full screen mode hot."