BAD Translator!

[tlowr4]

Original Text:

"Wow, check out the hot chick in the short dress!"

...20 translations later Google gives us:

"วาวมองไปทไกในกระโปรงมนรอน!"
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Original Text:

"Doctor Phil is weird."

...20 translations later Google gives us:

"Dr. Phil Strange."
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Original Text:

"Doesn't like men, goes for women. Yes."

...20 translations later Google gives us:

"On the other hand, at the expense of women. Yes"
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Original text:

"WHO LIKES CHOCOLATE!"

...20 translations later Google gives us:

"Everyone loves chocolate."

Yup.
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Original text:

"I could do this all day if it weren't for school work!["

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"I go to school.
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Original text:

"Boo to you all who hate Justin Bieber. Bieber is amazing!"

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"Justin Brauer was hated children. Brauer well!"
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Original text:

"Why is bad translator so awesome?"

...30 translations later Google gives us:

"Why is this bad translation?"
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This is...just...I think I've fallen in love with a program.

 

[Ryou]

These are some BAD translations of my favorite quotes

Original Text:

"Yes, you are correct, it indeed, got better for me. I honestly hope it does for you too. Reality will always be a bitch once in a while, the only thing to do is stay positive, and full of hope. It will indeed come true, happiness through the mind... - Ryou "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"In fact, nangidohapnida. I hope so. Sometimes reality is always bad, but I'm looking forward to positive. Availability. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."
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Original text:

"Everyone's Favorite Canamericasian - VANDENAL"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Published Kanamerikasyan."
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Original text:

"After going through tunnels some green thing is chasing me!!! NOOOOOOOOO. - JaiAE86"

...51 translations later Google gives us:

"Nooooooooo - JaiAE86."
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Original text:

"After going through tunnels some green thing is chasing me!!! NOOOOOOOOO. - JaiAE86"

...51 translations later Google gives us:

"Nooooooooo - JaiAE86."


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Original text:

"Please come back to Canada. Where you'll be accepted for who you are. I'd beg if I were you too. Hell if I could I'd fly down with my mom, meet your parents and discuss bringing you here." - Vandenal

...56 Translations later Google gives us:

"Back in Canada. If you have. If I want to. Damn, I'm here to talk to know his mother and father and mother, and fly."

 

[marluxiaXI11]

Original text:

"Whats with boys & video games?"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"In fact, it is a film about children."

Original text:

"I'll have what she's having"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"You can do this?"

Original text:

"I will eat Dragon Bacon."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Currently, vehicle maintenance information"

 

[dxm8975]

Had another try of using BAD translator..

Did 2 new examples this time.

Original Text:
1, "Two criminals have accidentally spilled out their suspicion to the police."

56 translations later it said...

"I don't want to get rid of the accused and the police."

???

Original Text:
2, "My mom refuses to go anywhere without driving a car."

56 translations later it said...

"My mother is still empty."

 

[HumanDestroyah]

Original text:

"I will eat Dragon Bacon."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Currently, vehicle maintenance information"

First off, holy crap! Someone from Riverside! ! !

Second: Dragon Bacon made me spit my beer

 

[bassterror84]

Original Sentence:

Purple elephants make poor house guests, but four green turtles are harmless.

56 Translations later:

Change, turtles, marketing, education, and poor blacks.

What the... This thing is hilarious.

 

[Jacob]

"Pokémon ate my mother for lunch. They ate her on a big plate."

...10 translations later Bing and Google gives us:

"Canvas, Frame as my mother for eating lunch Bowl."

"Piranha fish have a bad reputation as carpenters."

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"Fish, Mermaid, Mason."

 

[TheWimpyRambo]

This is so stupid.
Ends up being "This is very interesting" after 50 translations.
WTF?!??!?
HAHAHAHAH
That's not even random, just completely opposite.

 

[PHCharls]

do you hate a person?"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Poor people?"

 

[Borna12345]

"I am not a woman."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"I'm a woman."

"I'm not I swear."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"My punishment."


"Famine writes in indigo."

...57 translations later Google gives us:

"Type of heart surgery.

 

[Principalities]

"Sebastian Vettel is the current leader in the 2011 FIA Formula One World Championship."

...20 translations later Google gives us:

"Sebastian Vettel for 2011 FIA Formula One world leader."

 

[PeterJB]

Amen to that!

 

[dxm8975]

Amen to that!

 

[yoman297]

'Kristiansen Christopher is a big hairy monkey'

To:

'Christian Education *suede'

'My vision is augmented.'

To:

'Sen', before that it was 'A dream'

 

[marluxiaXI11]

First off, holy crap! Someone from Riverside! ! !

Second: Dragon Bacon made me spit my beer

Original text:

"technically i live in Jurupa valley now"

...20 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"At this stage it is still technically Jurupa Valley"

 

[Steele_obsidion]

"I went to he Tower Inn for dinner this evening, My wife's pasta was lackluster and tasted like wet noodles." (true story!)

=

"Zhao, home directory (eaghring)."

 

[Ryou]

Original text:

"The whole universe started with one big bang "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Large turbulent"
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Original text:

"What's with kids these days? "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Children today."
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Original text:

"Unfortunately, kids at school call me ugly and weird. "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Unfortunately, children I wished, call a special school."

 

[stig's helmet]

There is a switch I flip emotions cut off so cold that I froze my butt off
(the opening line of hell the sequel)
This is what I got lmao:
Now I work my butt is a very cool feeling.


And another:
will the real slim shady please stand up
What I got:
Some of the causes of the shadow.


So this time I said something random and it went from:
Haha you are an idiot!
to:
ที่คุณกำลังงี่เง่า! (this is the actual 'English' translation)

Wow.....

One more...lol

Troll face is troll.
To:
I want to drink.

Epic translator is epic.

 

[con360]

"Nyan Cat"

Turns into:

"Cat-fever"

 

[thesrdic]

start: "You will never walk alone".................................."You'll never walk alone"

after 10: "Do not walk alone"......................................."Are you just Walck"

after 20: "Please do not go alone"................................"You'll never walk alone" hmm..

after 30: "Only"........................................................."Never Walk alone"

after 40: "Not Only"..................................................."One of the village"

after 50: "The fact that you do not act alone"................"Valk can not You're not alone"

after 56: "Only"........................................................."Column"

Lol wut?

And another:
"T. Rex isn't all it's cracked up to be."

after 56: "Tyrannosaurus words were injured."



"Noasaurus was a theropod that lived in Argentina around 67 million years ago."

after 56: "Noasaurus is 67 years old lives in Argentina."



"I've wasted a lot of time doing this."

after 56: "I did not have a good time."

LOL

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Hello, my name is Josh

Translates to

Josh gives new life.

I did the 56 translations.

 

[terminator363]

"Nyan Cat"

Turns into:

"Cat-fever"

Lmao

 

[AOS-]

"Yes,"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Tuesday"



Tuesday is the new Friday?

 

[dxm8975]

"Yes,"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Tuesday"



Tuesday is the new Friday?

Not pretty sure, but I think the BAD translator could've put up that result for the resemblance in its spelling. It's supposed to interpret a sentence into another language in a twisty way.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

I have an irrational fear of balloons.
>>>
I have irrational fear of wolves.

So its not that irrational after all!

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I typed in "This thread hasn't had a post in a while" and l did the new max of 35 and l got this- " "... just nothing.

 

[dhandeh]

I typed in "This thread hasn't had a post in a while" and l did the new max of 35 and l got this- " "... just nothing.

It never lies.

 

[The Bman]

Original: Is this a dumb idea or what? What is going to happen, will a cow fall out of the sky?
35 translations later: A teenager you a question. And Sotheby 's, '' s.

Did a teenager just ask me a question about an art auction?

 

[Jacob]

Original text:
"I need food. Why will you not give me food? I am starving here. Please, I need a potato at least. "

12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

"Food i it has a necessity. Why who of the prisoners military who especific? interior the thing of the peinasmeno here. The transport mounts with the piled up one and in the height of the quality, necessity due to the potato at least of the I., because to it is goes."

That... that ended up a bit longer than I expected.

Original text:
"I had sexual intercourse yesterday. "

12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

"I in the contact come with yesterday normal there. "

 

[Madertus]

There is a city in Poland called Bialystok. A person who is its inhabitant, is called Bialostoczanin in Polish.

Some time ago, translating 'Bialostoczanin' from Polish to English would give you...

...you'll never guess...

...Moonlight Shadow.

What it does now is 'Sponsor'.
***** ._.

'I ate my breakfast and wrestled a bear' (no idea where the hell did that come from)

After 8 translations:

I eat my dinner, serve in the army and a bear.

EDIT:
Damn, I used Google Translate for that...
I get the idea now, sorry ;p