BAD Translator!
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E28
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- 5,019
- Bristol
- Sofa
"PS3 destroys XBOX 360."
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"3 passport photos to get rid of XBOX 360."
"I prefer Galaxy chocolate to dairy milk."
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Milk chocolate, milk, and the Galaxy."
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"3 passport photos to get rid of XBOX 360."
"I prefer Galaxy chocolate to dairy milk."
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Milk chocolate, milk, and the Galaxy."
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- 4,041
- Derbyshire, UK
- DG Silva
Riots and looting in London just because some fool tried to shoot the police
30 translations Bing and Google later....
Demonstrations in London and the difference between trying to avoid police
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It's ridiculous, we can't do this anymore
...50 translations later Bing and Google give us:
Usually not required
30 translations Bing and Google later....
Demonstrations in London and the difference between trying to avoid police
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It's ridiculous, we can't do this anymore
...50 translations later Bing and Google give us:
Usually not required
- 12,513
- Ireland
- The__Luke
I once climbed a mountain. 56 translations with google = We have mountains
Bing with 35 translations= jishan 。 4 、 ÂK 、 4-TÌL-PÌDNÂVSÂ
Bing & google= I grew up in the mountains.
The middle one is going in my sig. I wonder if anyone will question it.
Bing with 35 translations= jishan 。 4 、 ÂK 、 4-TÌL-PÌDNÂVSÂ
Bing & google= I grew up in the mountains.
The middle one is going in my sig. I wonder if anyone will question it.
- 3,082
- Allen, Texas
- crispychicken49
- crispychicken49
"Migrating Berry Tree."
50 more, with just google.
ผ lkarigaitien!
Another one!
"Well, you see I have nothing to post here, so I should just attempt to post up something extremely random. I prowl the internet, with a bowl of frosted flakes with milk, the sad part is, I don't no if Porsche is in Forza 4."
"It is also the world. Milk is bad news for Hollywood."
How it did that, I may never know.
"Right now I am watching James May Drinks To Britain, trying to figure out how the hell you came up with the last sentence."
"James won, is the last mob."
Orly?
50 more, with just google.
ผ lkarigaitien!
Another one!
"Well, you see I have nothing to post here, so I should just attempt to post up something extremely random. I prowl the internet, with a bowl of frosted flakes with milk, the sad part is, I don't no if Porsche is in Forza 4."
"It is also the world. Milk is bad news for Hollywood."
How it did that, I may never know.
"Right now I am watching James May Drinks To Britain, trying to figure out how the hell you came up with the last sentence."
"James won, is the last mob."
Orly?
Downhill Dino
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It looked like fun, so I had a go.
"What do you have up your sleeve BAD Translator? I eat popcorn only at the beginning of a movie. Then I silently sit and watch."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"This is not true. I started eating popcorn, watching movies, we sat in silence."
Whaaa?
"I haven't played any GT5 today. How did I do it? Well for one thing, I was on GTPlanet most of the time. I found this and started playing with it."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"GTPlanet GT5 days, I started to play."
"In Gran Turismo 5 I'm looking for a Lister Storm. Hopefully I'll find it one day. And I just saw it the other day and forgot to buy it. How do I forget to buy something? I won't know."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Distribution of broadcast messages in five storm. I hope that one day. What I saw, I forgot what happens when you forget to buy something you do? Not"
Editing more in:
"Is this really a bad translator as it says?"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"This is a bad artist?"
...
"What do you have up your sleeve BAD Translator? I eat popcorn only at the beginning of a movie. Then I silently sit and watch."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"This is not true. I started eating popcorn, watching movies, we sat in silence."
Whaaa?
"I haven't played any GT5 today. How did I do it? Well for one thing, I was on GTPlanet most of the time. I found this and started playing with it."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"GTPlanet GT5 days, I started to play."
"In Gran Turismo 5 I'm looking for a Lister Storm. Hopefully I'll find it one day. And I just saw it the other day and forgot to buy it. How do I forget to buy something? I won't know."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Distribution of broadcast messages in five storm. I hope that one day. What I saw, I forgot what happens when you forget to buy something you do? Not"
Editing more in:
"Is this really a bad translator as it says?"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"This is a bad artist?"
...
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Downhill Dino
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- 11,754
- Maryland
- DownhillDinosaur
This thing is awesome. I'm going to mess around with it more. That's a good Skython.
Here are some:
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Guapi increase in the number of deaths?"
What?
That's a good Skython.Here are some:
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Guapi increase in the number of deaths?"
What?
- 2,547
- Vancouver, BC
-"I have a concussion from hitting my head"
20 translations later Bing and Google gives us:
"I'm happy with head"
Same original phrase but 56 translations later Bing and Google gives us:
"Expected to meet the president"
-"I hammered my thumb with a hammer"
...56 translations later Bing and Google gives us:
"Hummer hummer feeling"
20 translations later Bing and Google gives us:
"I'm happy with head"
Same original phrase but 56 translations later Bing and Google gives us:
"Expected to meet the president"
-"I hammered my thumb with a hammer"
...56 translations later Bing and Google gives us:
"Hummer hummer feeling"
- 43
- Old_Dan95
Original text
"the cake is a lie"
After 54b bing and google translations
"An Error"
"the cake is a lie"
After 54b bing and google translations
"An Error"
E28
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- 5,019
- Bristol
- Sofa
"An Ariel Atom once destroyed a mans face."
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Killing people"
At one point though, it said use a window to kill people...
EDIT: And...
"Wikipedia tells you stuff you don't really want to know."
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"I think I know Vikibidyo."
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Killing people"
At one point though, it said use a window to kill people...
EDIT: And...
"Wikipedia tells you stuff you don't really want to know."
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"I think I know Vikibidyo."
- 1,731
- Los Angeles
After 50 translations:
"You shall not pass." = "Horses."
"My name is Ash, and I am a slave" = "Evaporate".
"Turd in the punchbowl" = "Opportunity to strike."
"GTPlanet is the best site ever" = "Best gtplanet"
👍
"Oh moderators, you so funny" = "Baran, I am really very interesting."
"In soviet russia hair cut you" = "Community Christmas."......?
"There's a snake in my boot" = "A snake in your pocket"
"You shall not pass." = "Horses."
"My name is Ash, and I am a slave" = "Evaporate".
"Turd in the punchbowl" = "Opportunity to strike."
"GTPlanet is the best site ever" = "Best gtplanet"
👍"Oh moderators, you so funny" = "Baran, I am really very interesting."
"In soviet russia hair cut you" = "Community Christmas."......?
"There's a snake in my boot" = "A snake in your pocket"
- 2,191
- San Francisco,
- machate-man
- dowby
Admin Famine on IBTL:
Original text:
"Thank ____ for that. So bloody annoying. Why are people so desperate to ramp their post count up that they feel the need to IBTL?"
...10 translations later Google gives us:
"____ Thank you for that. So damn tired. Why is trying to land when they see IBTL needed?"
Hmm...Woeful irony
Original text:
"Thank ____ for that. So bloody annoying. Why are people so desperate to ramp their post count up that they feel the need to IBTL?"
...10 translations later Google gives us:
"____ Thank you for that. So damn tired. Why is trying to land when they see IBTL needed?"
Hmm...Woeful irony
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- 35,449
- Downtown North Dakota
- Cy-Fi
"I'm really happy for you, and Imma Let You Finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. Of all time!"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Nice to see a movie, but I stopped beyonse. Always!"
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Fish like hell, very good."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Nice to see a movie, but I stopped beyonse. Always!"
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Fish like hell, very good."
- 894
- Michigan US
- Steele_obsidion
- LinksTriforce
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?
=
Willie Willie Willie Willie Willie Nelson. Thank you for the joy and wonder?
(the song i have stuck in my head that i hate with a passion)
Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day
Take me to New York, I'd love to see L.A.
I really want to come kick it with you
You'll be my American boy, American boy
=
The city of New York a few days, remove the message."
=
Willie Willie Willie Willie Willie Nelson. Thank you for the joy and wonder?
(the song i have stuck in my head that i hate with a passion)
Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day
Take me to New York, I'd love to see L.A.
I really want to come kick it with you
You'll be my American boy, American boy
=
The city of New York a few days, remove the message."
- 2,439
- Chiba, Japan
- GTP_sneakyboy62
"I'm happy with my head" means he/she's very proud at his good/shapely looks huh?
I tried putting a sentence into another language and back and forth to English through repeating translations on the site as well...
Original Text:
"I hit my right foot against the wall while I was running throughout my house yelling in a big voice."
After 10 multiple translations Google gave me the sentence back...
"Right foot touched the wall for me when I came home crying, sound great."
sounds not very weird short of the last section...
20 translations later it said...
"When I get home, I put my right foot on the wall."
How horrible.
56 translations later finally it said...
"Tasty food, the right foot."
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- 1,039
- CPReece98
- CP Reece
"Presto is dishwasher safe"
56 translations later......
"Suddenly, a washing machine."
"Applejack is a great pony!"
56 translations later.......
"The correct interpretation of the universe!"
56 translations later......
"Suddenly, a washing machine."
"Applejack is a great pony!"
56 translations later.......
"The correct interpretation of the universe!"
- 2,439
- Chiba, Japan
- GTP_sneakyboy62
It absolutely failed to illustrate what had turned into a washing machine as well as its incomprehensible interpretation.
- 434
- JurupaValley,Ca
- marluxiaXI11
Original text:
"to be or not to be that is the question"
...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"It is a problem"
Original text:
"to be or not to be that is the question"
...10 translations later Bing gives us:
"However, it is close to the end and the true evil of the troubled;"
Original text:
"to be or not to be that is the question"
...10 translations later Bing gives us:
"You, the problem is"
Original text:
"It absolutely failed to illustrate what had turned into a washing machine as well as its incomprehensible interpretation."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"This is a team game, it's hard to explain what you mean."
"to be or not to be that is the question"
...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"It is a problem"
Original text:
"to be or not to be that is the question"
...10 translations later Bing gives us:
"However, it is close to the end and the true evil of the troubled;"
Original text:
"to be or not to be that is the question"
...10 translations later Bing gives us:
"You, the problem is"
Original text:
"It absolutely failed to illustrate what had turned into a washing machine as well as its incomprehensible interpretation."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"This is a team game, it's hard to explain what you mean."
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