Thank you, GPR!
Well, I've gone totally bonkers this time. I had this crazy idea about an hour ago, and you see before you the final result. There are only three photos, but there's also a little story to accompany them. Please tell me if you like this format, and if I shoudl ever do it again.
The three most powerful Greek Gods, Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades, always want to see who is the best. This ongoing argument manifests iteself in many different ways, some more violent than others. Today, though, they were arguing over who is the best driver. Zeus of course thought he was the best, simply because of his car: "My Lamborghini will beat both of you any day, and it looks better while doing it." Hades disagreed, however: "The Viper ACR is way faster than your Lamborghini. Why, you have to have all wheel drive because it would be too hard to control if it was only rear drive, like my racing machine." Poseidon gently interrupted: "But I'm sure that neither of your cars are very nice to live with. They're low, loud, and generally unrefined. My Maserati is comfortable and easy to drive, but also very fast. ANd it's painted Blu Nettuno, a colour named after me!" After several more minutes of this, the Gods decided to have a race over 10,000 km to prove whose car is best, and who the best driver is. Zeus, being the God of the sky, decided to stay at high altitudes, and sometimes even get airbourne:
Poseidon preferred to drive where he could watch over his realm, the ocean.
Hades, naturally, preferred to do his racing underground, closer to the underworld.
But when they all got to the finish line, they were very surprised to find...