Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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Only works when on foot (except you can still get run over). You were probably in a car when you got shot in the face.
I was sending a car to Simeon. After I gave the car to him, I spawned outside with a guy standing next to his adder with a machine gun and killed me. I respawned and turned passive mode on. After running for a car to steal, he came back and killed me repeatedly.
 
I was sending a car to Simeon. After I gave the car to him, I spawned outside with a guy standing next to his adder with a machine gun and killed me. I respawned and turned passive mode on. After running for a car to steal, he came back and killed me repeatedly.

Well I guess PM is glitched to 🤬 like everything else good in GTA O.
 
I was trying to do the "Los Santos Connection" mission. After starting out with 5 people, I was the only survivor when I was done with the hangar. That meant that there was only the supplier left to kill...who, quite conveniently (for him), was off the map. As I couldn't catch up, I had to crash my chopper and give up. That was 20 🤬 minutes gone down the 🤬 drain.
 
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I was trying to do the "Los Santos Connection" mission. After starting out with 5 people, I was the only survivor when I was done with the hangar. That meant that there was only the supplier left to kill...who, quite conveniently (for him), was off the map. As I couldn't catch up, I had to crash my chopper and give up. That was 20 🤬 minutes gone down the 🤬 drain.

That reminds me of the one intro mission to GTAO. The other day I created a new character and had to do that mission. Instead of taking out all the gang members, I went straight to the guy carrying the drugs. I shot his car numerous times, eventually emptying all of my pistol ammo. I thought, well if several gunshots to him won't stop him, why don't I try ramming him off the road with my Asea? Yeah. That went on for 20 minutes before I gave up. I tried to go to ammunition because we were in Sandy Shores. Couldn't go in and I just gave up because he was several miles away now.

I eventually played the mission again another day and killed the dealer before he could get in his car.
 
Bad: Getting blown up by someone on a killing spree. (He had a 4-5 star wanted level as well.)

Good: I had a Minigun leftover from a survival. He didn't last very long.

Bad: Getting ran over by a firetruck and losing said Minigun.
 
Incident #1
Problem: Straight out of LSC, this guy in his Sandking decided it would be a good idea to repeatedly run into my Sabre. Instead of engaging him I decided to go about my business, and he followed me.

Outcome: I eventually had enough of his crap and graciously donated a stick bomb to his nicely modified Sandking.

Incident #2 (Different session)
Problem: Another random guy in a Baller (regular sized Range Rover) kept running into my Saber (here we go again) and actually shot at me.

Outcome: Just like the first incident, I donated another sticky bomb and that was all she wrote.
 
Good: Finding a Cheval Picador
Odd: Realising it's 4WD
Bad: Getting killed by the cops and losing it.

I never knew that! Just looking at it, you wouldn't expect that. But it's confirmed to have AWD on the GTA Wiki.
 
Bad: Well...this is how it went. I'll call the guy Go.

During today's offroad meet, Go was joining us for the trail. He behaved himself for 97% of the trail. Near the end, we stopped for photos and general hooning in the swamp near Fort Zancudo. He ran me over (which I assumed was on accident) while I was on my way back to my Rebel, and brushed it off. But, what he did next was seriously uncalled for.

We lined up on the beach across the highway from Fort Zancudo, which was the finish of the trail, for one last picture. Right after I got the picture of everyone lined up, I ran back across the highway and got in my Rebel...then I and everyone else notices a red flare. We think it's a crate drop at first, but somebody else said otherwise....it was a marker for a Merryweather air strike! We started to disperse, but some of us got our vehicles destroyed, me included. And, when the notification popped up, guess who it was that sent in the airstrike? Yup, it was Go.

We ended up destroying his car in return, and several of us killed him. I ended up beating him up with my fists. Shortly after that, he was kicked from the crew. And, since we were in a crew-only session, he left.
 
Now THIS is hilarious. If I was there I probably would have lost it. :lol:


This would be you.

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Bad: Well...this is how it went. I'll call the guy Go.

During today's offroad meet, Go was joining us for the trail. He behaved himself for 97% of the trail. Near the end, we stopped for photos and general hooning in the swamp near Fort Zancudo. He ran me over (which I assumed was on accident) while I was on my way back to my Rebel, and brushed it off. But, what he did next was seriously uncalled for.

We lined up on the beach across the highway from Fort Zancudo, which was the finish of the trail, for one last picture. Right after I got the picture of everyone lined up, I ran back across the highway and got in my Rebel...then I and everyone else notices a red flare. We think it's a crate drop at first, but somebody else said otherwise....it was a marker for a Merryweather air strike! We started to disperse, but some of us got our vehicles destroyed, me included. And, when the notification popped up, guess who it was that sent in the airstrike? Yup, it was Go.

We ended up destroying his car in return, and several of us killed him. I ended up beating him up with my fists. Shortly after that, he was kicked from the crew. And, since we were in a crew-only session, he left.

Ban Hammer Time?

You can't touch this.
 
That moment when you think 700mil is enought money..
There comes one generous guy and decide give some money :lol:
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After I got my 210 mil I never thought I'd be jealous of anyone's money ever again...
 
I only have about 50k right now, I bought tonnes of bullets while they were on sale, I just wish sticky bombs would go on.. I feel like they are getting more expensive.
 
Good: Had some good races with @sonic378
Bad: Guy in a silver Feltzer knocked me off course on Down The Drain while in 1st in my Sultan
Redemption: He spun, I passed again. He tried to knock me off again, and I straight-up rammed him, pitting him. Good enough. :mischievous:
 
Bad: A player in a tank dominated the server for some time griefing everyone, was so annoying, I raged to the point of nearly throwing something at the TV.

Good: Finally finished upgrading this van for now. Strange thing is, it has no turbo sound, even with one installed.

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Good: Had some good races with @sonic378
Bad: Guy in a silver Feltzer knocked me off course on Down The Drain while in 1st in my Sultan
Redemption: He spun, I passed again. He tried to knock me off again, and I straight-up rammed him, pitting him. Good enough. :mischievous:

Rockstar cloud servers denied my chance at fun =/
 
I should add:
Bad: Met my third hacker last night, only this one wasn't so nice. @KM964 was there with me. He had a $9,000 bounty on his head. I went after him in my Rhino (he was stationed at LSC in Vinewood). As I approached, I saw rocket after rocket flying out of the alleyway next to the LSC. As I rounded the corner, I shot at him with my tank cannon, but nothing happened. He wasn't in Passive Mode, and he was only level 54...but he had an RPG? Suddenly, endless streams of rockets flew out of his RPG, obliterating both myself and my tank. He left shortly after. I sent him a very heated message. :lol:
 
An interesting tale between me and a car in Vinewood.


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I wandered off from LSC after selling a Felon. I saw this black Rapid GT on the traffic. Then, i just realized i had a 9k bounty on me (for stealing said Felon). I got in the Rapid, and then, it occurred to me.

Du de det dee de deu du de de dee..

This is the Dewbauchee Rapid GT. It's a rather sublime sports car, easily comparable to the likes of Aston Martin and Jaguar. Pretty. Stylish. Hand made. The lot.

Now that i think about it, it kind of looks like one. It's got that British look, I'll give you that, but what looks like an expy of a great British sports icon can be evaluated only by means of force. That means i have to actually use my limbs.

*waves hands around*

Let's get in and see what's going on.

*GPS has white blips closing in*

And.. we have lot's of things not unnatural to the sporty Brit. We have... leather seats. Sat Nav. Meters for about everything you need to know. It's not much of a difference from how it looks from the other 'mainstream' sporty goodness.

But.. in this city of Los Santos, looks ain't everything. It's all about if you can handle the car or not. I've had deep driving experiences in the many places and the many vehicles unique to this state of America.

*Bullet GT on a freeway.*

*Surano in a cliche storm drain*

*Kalahari on the beach*

*Dubsta to the top of Chilliad"

*Caddy in LSCC*

*Entity just behind me, driver getting out* Wait, that's not me.

Now, let's see.. No traction control. No launch control. These are just amenities. Ahah! But there is an adjustable mode setting. Let's see.. economic, normal, and sport mode. Let's launch this sucker.

*leaves Entity behind, drops sticky"

*BOOM*

Like the special effects? I don't think they're really special effects though. Song!

This machine produces.. who knows how much horsepower, but a convincing 4 liter V8, and just above 1.5 tons has it reach a top speed of 198, and launches nil to sixty at 4.1 seconds. And, yes: This is me cruising as fast as i can through the city.

But, while so far impressive, it's no fun without a little smoke on the water.

*Drifts around the corners of the city. Stiff, but manageable.*

Oooohhh yes. It's not much of a drifter, but it's more stable than your average Feltzer. But i want fun. I know the British aren't exactly fun people, but i can't say they're boring.

Now, I've arrived at this dealership in the middle of the development center. See that car.

*A Bifta*

Or that:

*Entity i destroyed earlier*

They're great cars for fun, but are a little too common around this place. But, I'll leave my calling card. It's not everyday i get to do these sort of shenanigans.

*Drives away in Rapid*

I headed to the airport for some speed testing, see if that 198 claim can be proved.

*arrived by the gate, it is closed*

Drat!

*White blip closes in through the road to the airport.*

Drastic measures had to be taken!

*Drove through gate.*

Song!

I had a drive on the roads and managed to get a good top speed.

But this man, while not the best driver behind me, is doing his best to catch up. I swear, there's these annoying breezes of wind flying about by my head.

He would try to catch up, but the Rapid, with quite the balanced handling, had a much more easier time maneuvering through the airport.

Also, after a few rams behind and ahead, the car would keep going. What a tough cookie!

And then, the runway! I pushed it all.

Come on! 160.. 170.. 180..

*bullets fly overhead*

Oh come on!

*Shoots behind. Score between me and Entity driver: 2-0.*

And thus.. i know it will reach said 198, but I'll give it my seal of approval against stupid exotic drivers that don't know what is the punishment of murder.

*Leaves airport, heads to the freeway north of Vespucci*

I went out for a more promising run of speed, but let's get into the details of economy.

Song!

138 thousand dollars, and a convertible is just 5k more. That's half an average Aston of this performance. Don't get me wrong, cheapness isn't the best perk of this car, because for me to explain it would be criminal.

*weaves through traffic*

You too can always give this a go at your local show room. They won't mind if you even take it, because i know you would.

*Hears helicopter sounds*

I would enjoy the sound of the engine if it weren't for this chap above us.

*gets out*

OI! You don't mind keeping down.

*Missile shoots, misses us by 10 meters.*

Okay, he's mad!

*Re enters car, leaves. Chopper stalks.*

This would be the perfect time to advertise on insurance. There's an offer from Mors Mutual that would take your car and insure it for your sake of getting it destroyed too much. Some people in this crazy city can get too happy on spilling some blood.

*after a while of weaving, gets out, uses heavy rifle at a distance away from car*

*during my aim, heli gets closer, missing missiles*

*Uses MG. Kill confirmed*

Let's wrap it up.

*parks car by the road side, calls on phone*

While this is no Aston, It's good enough for that feel of getting European in front of your friends. It's not often i see this car out in the open, and granted: it's unappreciated.

Unappreciated doesn't get it the love it deserves. The best I'll say: give it some love. You find a car on the street? Try taking it first and see if it's going to rain a parade, or it's raining men.

*Drives away in my Yellow Surano*

BONUS FACTS:

- I'm going to replace my Feltzer with a Rapid GT. It's such a satisfying drive, with great stability and tendency to just go straight. Speed won't matter if there's cars like the Futo and the Buffalo just behind.

- I did die from the bounty soon, but it was fun.

- What happened afterwards wasn't good enough for an adventure, but I took a picture.


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That moment when you think 700mil is enought money..
There comes one generous guy and decide give some money :lol:
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Oh yeah... wooohooo! We're so happy for you!

.....meanwhile I'm sitting over here with $461..... :lol:

But seriously though... that's pretty cool.

Anyway....

Good: Finding a Western Daemon

Bad: Getting killed by a guy in a Koenigsegg CCXR for cruising properly with my Daemon. Why can't people just chill... For example, a player was on a sports bike, then he stopped at a red light, got off, went to the sidewalk and paused the game. He turns around, sees me on my Daemon looking at him, and bolts. Leaving his bike there, he runs for cover and pulls out a rifle. I pretended not to notice it, waited for the green light - awkward moment, as it took a bit of time - and calmly drove off... Next thing I know, same player is on his bike and shoots my rear tire :grumpy:

Good: Getting instant revenge on a guy on a mic.

Guy: Haha! Take that 🤬 ! *walks into Ammu-nation* Haha! Try to get me now 🤬! You little 🤬!

I calmly pull out my pistol, walk towards the door, push it open with my body, and slowly aim for his head...

Guy: Haha! You can't shoot me! You can't get me, punk a:censored: little 🤬!

I pull the trigger, and hear the rage on the other side. Mission accomplished.... :lol:
 
Good: Getting instant revenge on a guy on a mic.

Guy: Haha! Take that 🤬 ! *walks into Ammu-nation* Haha! Try to get me now 🤬! You little 🤬!

I calmly pull out my pistol, walk towards the door, push it open with my body, and slowly aim for his head...

Guy: Haha! You can't shoot me! You can't get me, punk a:censored: little 🤬!

I pull the trigger, and hear the rage on the other side. Mission accomplished.... :lol:

Should've just started shooting at the door. Violent shopkeeper with Assault Shotgun = a bad place to hide inside when you want to stay safe. :sly:

Good: Finding a Western Bagger. Gonna make a biker gang now. :mischievous:

EDIT: Don't want to double post so I'll post this here.
Bad: Some guy running me over with a Sandking while I attempt revenge on some guy that was hunting people down in a Buzzard.
Good: Claiming the bounty (only 1k so you'd think he'd be happy that he didn't have to deal with it anymore!) placed on him for stealing the Sandking and then switching to passive mode, leading to many hilarious escapades including him and his Adder vs me standing on a rock (I won) and two exploded Buzzards after he tried to run me down while I stood in places where Buzzards cannot run people down (some trees and a small space between a rock and a house, namely). Then I quickly called my mechanic and jumped on my Double T, then I hid my blip until I got back to my house, at which point he tried to camp outside my garage but left after he realized I could just go out via my apartment rather than my garage.
 
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