Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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Good: Deathmatches against SomePlayaDude will most likely fail, be it event or 1v1. Well, i had the weaponry advantage, sure, but it's not like you have to be a sore loser. I'm about to get a minigun dammit!

One guy i duked out with got whacked with a 5-1. He had a tank at first, but it got the boom when it met with a cunning tactic called RRPG. An extra R? It means roof.

After some hatemail, i responded: "You must defeat my RPG to stand a chance."

Bad: It's called 10k. Rocket compensation.
 
I've had a miserable, infuriating time today. This racist bastard called "Quisling_:censored:_:censored:" was killing me over and over again, and calling me racist slurs. I wish I could report him for his username alone, and I know I've used the term "failed abortion" in this thread before, but this time I am sincere. This world would be better off if his mother did abort him.

I got fed up with his trolling that I just rage quit, and now like a retard, I've cost myself €40. I feel like banging my head off the wall for my stupidity.
 
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I've had a miserable, infuriating time today. This racist bastard called "Quisling_:censored:_:censored:" was killing me over and over again, and calling me racist slurs. I wish I could report him for his username alone, and I know I've used the term "failed abortion" in this thread before, but this time I am sincere. This world would be better off if his mother did abort him.

I got fed up with his trolling that I just rage quit, and now like a retard, I've cost myself €40. I feel like banging my head off the wall for my stupidity.
Just couldn't get away? Isn't there a report button?
 
No, I couldn't, and I couldn't report him. Also, I broke my controller, as I was just fed up with getting killed over and over again by him.
 
Best: Found a Western Bagger a week ago. Had to sell it after some time.
Best: Found an 'insert German-sounding name from GTA' M6 Cabriolet looking car and kept that. Found out it's worth 9 grand at LS Customs. Kept strong and didn't sell it. I still have that damn Daemon.. something about it, makes me cling on to it.
Worst: Getting killed for cruising like a civilian. A guy thought I was creeping up on him on the corner when I stopped at a STOP SIGN! :lol:

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Best: Finding a Futo and Sultan. They're happy in my garage :)
Best: Finding the Ocelot F620 and giving to Simeon for a nice $13,547.
Best: Finding another Ocelot F620
Worst: Waiting for 35min for a day cycle so I can sell it at LS Customs or Simeon.

Come on Simeon!! Call!!!
 
Good: I found a tank.


I'm not kidding. Someone just left their tank in the middle of the hood and I took it before anyone noticed.


I also spent $10k paying other peoples insurance. :D
 
I had an interesting day.

I had gotten a $1000 bounty for stealing a car. No big deal. Nobody is going to go to Blaine County for $1000 right?

Wrong. Less than 5 minutes later, I am being followed by a jet. Obviously the bounty wasn't going to last long so I decided to have some fun. I bail out of my vehicle and ran towards the nearest building. The guy in the jet flies by several times firing rockets at the building. Eventually more people started to come. (It's $1000 people. Go bother someone else.) While I'm fighting off another guy, the guy in the jet decides to crash into the building. Unfortunatley for him, he missed and crashed into a pole across the street from the building. After getting rid of the other guy, I made a run for it.

Damn GTA. You scary.
 
I had an interesting day.

I had gotten a $1000 bounty for stealing a car. No big deal. Nobody is going to go to Blaine County for $1000 right?

Wrong. Less than 5 minutes later, I am being followed by a jet. Obviously the bounty wasn't going to last long so I decided to have some fun. I bail out of my vehicle and ran towards the nearest building. The guy in the jet flies by several times firing rockets at the building. Eventually more people started to come. (It's $1000 people. Go bother someone else.) While I'm fighting off another guy, the guy in the jet decides to crash into the building. Unfortunatley for him, he missed and crashed into a pole across the street from the building. After getting rid of the other guy, I made a run for it.

Damn GTA. You scary.

I don't know if I mentioned the time when some guy tried to get my $1k bounty when I was in a Rhino and he was on foot. People on GTA have remarkable persistence.
1k bounties are the funniest, because after you kill your (inept) assassin twice they've already made a net loss overall.
 
Just got camped by a low level mouth breather who chased me all the way out into Blaine County before using auto-aim whilst I was minding my own business then running off like a pussy. Name: IDCI, member of the GTP Crew.

It was desperation on a whole new level, it was annoying at first but then I found it pretty amusing watching his purple Entity crash as it drove over the hill-tops :lol:

He is also a GTP member.
 
I've had someone wait outside my apartment with a tank before.

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It was scary and yet funny at the same time. Eventually I was able to sneak away.
 
I hate having the same apartment as a lot of other players. There's been way too many times where I just stand at the window and check my minimap to make sure they are nowhere near me when I exit my garage. >_<
 
Best: Getting a good group of random strangers and we all complete several missions together.
Worst: People who quit during the ATV recovery mission when there's only one ATV left to steal.
 
I hate having the same apartment as a lot of other players. There's been way too many times where I just stand at the window and check my minimap to make sure they are nowhere near me when I exit my garage. >_<

Buy the Vinewood Plaza one. Best location ever and it's neither the cheapest nor the most expensive so you barely find anyone camping outside.
 
Buy the Vinewood Plaza one. Best location ever and it's neither the cheapest nor the most expensive so you barely find anyone camping outside.

:( But I like the one I have right now, too. It's got a decent view, and I don't feel like losing my one super rare car: The Asea. Every other car I can buy/steal if it gets deleted when transferring houses. The Asea is pretty much nonexistent after the intro mission.
 
:( But I like the one I have right now, too. It's got a decent view, and I don't feel like losing my one super rare car: The Asea. Every other car I can buy/steal if it gets deleted when transferring houses. The Asea is pretty much nonexistent after the intro mission.
You're welcome :P
 
:( But I like the one I have right now, too. It's got a decent view, and I don't feel like losing my one super rare car: The Asea. Every other car I can buy/steal if it gets deleted when transferring houses. The Asea is pretty much nonexistent after the intro mission.

I've moved directly from Eclipse Towers to Vinewood Plaza before. If you're worried about losing your Asea due to a glitch, just let someone else drive you to Vinewood Plaza in your Asea and then buy the apartment while they're still in the car, then you can get back in the Asea and drive to LSC to check if it still has the tracker (and if it doesn't, well, you can just buy the tracker again).

Speaking of the Asea, should I make a thread about my scheme to provide an Asea to anybody that wants one without exploiting glitches?
 
Good: the game is overall fantastic. The big map, cruising, off-roading, etc. Deathmatches. Car driving physics are rewarding, entertaining. Collecting and customizing cars. Playing together with good players, friends.

Bad: networking is a nightmare, errors, disconnections and so on. Awful players in lobbies, awful random people in missions. Tanks.

Wishes: car interior camera mode. Driving wheel support. More garage space.
 
Good: Finding a decent lobby that is not full of ***holes that kill you constantly. One of them had a bus and we fit everyone in the lobby inside of it! Then we drove it up chilliad, and then drove of of a cliff.
Bad: Was in lobby with crew members, doing a little trail running in trucks, and what sounded like a 7 year old british kid joined the game. He was a level 296 (seems legit) and was killing every body. He said he modded the games files so he got 2 billion every time he robbed a convenience store. I reported him for exploiting and a few days later, i got a message on PSN. This kid flipped out and was saying I was just jealous because he was a level 296.

Wishes? the ability to own as many garages that you need to. i dont like being restricted to 10 cars
 
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