Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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So, I made a new character today. When doing the race with Lamar, a random joined. We both had the Asea...and he raced dirty. He tried to pit me, and eventually I countered and spun him out. He ended up finishing dead last, even behind Lamar.

Now, we have to do the mission where you steal drugs and take them to Gerald's house. I steal the drugs, and what does the other random do? He shoots at me on the way to Gerald's house, trying to kill me and thinking it's a capture the flag type event. After we respawn in a lobby full of randoms, he kills me for no reason. And he took my Asea. At least there was a tank around the corner...he lost his Asea. Serves him right.
 
I made a goal of making 50 G today while having fun. Got to 36 G and decided to do a survival. Sandy Shores, wave 5, GTA freezes....

Oh, I also found out that the Buzzaed and Tank, are level limited. Doesn't matter if you own them, you won't be able to call for one.
 
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Why aren't we allowed to start GTAO in a private lobby and skip the unnecessarily long and boring introduction cutscene?

I made a second character a while ago. With that first stupid race, I was SO lucky I didn't have to race anyone else, so I got to keep my Asea. I was so nervous after the drug-running mission because I didn't want to get killed and my Asea stolen before I could get a tracker installed.
 
And I was running into more and more squeakers before. In fact, the squeakers got me pissed off, so I decided to play a Survival mission by myself, and funneled the AI into a narrow corridor. Apparently, my PS3 couldn't process that many bodies, so it gave out.

Ultimately, it was the squeakers' fault...
 
Worst: I still can't update to the latest. Always disconnecting when downloading and when the download finishes and installing the update, the update always stops installing. At least 6 kinds of errors (800xxxxx) I've seen when updating. I tried almost all fixes, uninstalling the game...changing DNS etc...still not updating. Yeah maybe its my slow connection but some are using 20mbps but still cannot update. I think Rockstar's part (server/update) is the culprit.
 
I was driving around yesterday when I see a white dot driving towards me. 🤬.
I end up getting shot up even though I didn't have a bounty and never provoked anyone.

About 2 minutes later, a crate drops at Vespucci Beach. I start driving towards there when I see the same guy driving there. He is almost there, but makes a wrong turn getting stuck at the boardwalk. I managed to cut through the parking lot next to the boardwalk and get the crate seconds before he reaches it.

Karma is a 🤬.
 
Taiga
Finally found the F620 after searching for a loooooooong time and some prick decided to throw a sticky at me as I enter the garage. What luck.
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So today I randomly found a regular Sentinel cabrio and thought screw it, I can replace something in the garage to complete my Ubermacht collection. I parked the Sentinel infront of my garage. That spot has a weird property that uninsured/untracked pedestrian cars don't seem to despawn there, so I drive out my Tailgater on it's last trip to the LSC, I notice several blips are scattered around the LSC area but I'm still going for it. I successfully sell the Tailgater (for a weeny 10k ffs) and as I exit the LSC, I aim for the first car to get me back home, aaand I get shot by a random who was camping by the exit by now. He even has the guts to steal the orange Blista I was about to enter! After I respawn the said guy comes driving to me shooting from the car trying to hit me - okay, how about 10 rounds of auto-aim to your face? Seemed to solve the problem. I get my temporary Blista back and drive to my garage, where, to my surprise, the naked, untracked, uninsured Sentinel is still waiting for me. Great, productive success!

Anyway, the SP to MP glitch still works? MMM? I really hope I didn't waste my Michael-spec Audi.
 
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So today I randomly found a regular Sentinel cabrio and thought screw it, I can replace something in the garage to complete my Ubermacht collection. I parked the Sentinel infront of my garage. That spot has a weird property that uninsured/untracked pedestrian cars don't seem to despawn there, so I drive out my Tailgater on it's last trip to the LSC, I notice several blips are scattered around the LSC area but I'm still going for it. I successfully sell the Tailgater (for a weeny 10k ffs) and as I exit the LSC, I aim for the first car to get me back home, aaand I get shot by a random who was camping by the exit by now. He even has the guts to steal the orange Blista I was about to enter! After I respawn the said guy comes driving to me shooting from the car trying to hit me - okay, how about 10 rounds of auto-aim to your face? Seemed to solve the problem. I get my temporary Blista back and drive to my garage, where, to my surprise, the naked, untracked, uninsured Sentinel is still waiting for me. Great, productive success!

Anyway, the SP to MP glitch still works? MMM? I really hope I didn't waste my Michael-spec Audi.
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Tinsel towers? Same happens to me.
 
ZDUPH
Best: Seeing someone with a NOS-injected Dilettante outdrag an Adder
Worst: Getting called an 'Tard (he said the full R version of the word) for having a Youga in my garage. What a scrub.
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That it? Lol

You've had it too good for too long.

*enters all chrome adder while cocking shotgun and reminding you I'm level 1000*
 
At least twice I shoot and kill an NPC out of their car....and get a Bounty from a dead ped wtf. Then last night I jack a parked car and of course get a Bounty on me. After cruising around, I forgot about the bounty, and I notice a blip closing in on me. I get on a freeway and u-turn several times and the bounty hunter keeps up with me. I decide to jump off an overpass and land in the jetty by the helipad. Genius decides to follow and of course he drowns his Entity. He then jumps in and we have a knife fight under water lol. Eventually he gets the bounty which was the lowest 1000.00

I then send him a text to him that said "Was the $1000.00 bounty worth destroying your Entity lmao". Of course he didn't respond back.
 
I always seem to take fire from other players when I fly a Titan over them. I guess they're trying to replicate WWII Germany trying to shoot down Allied bombers/cargo planes.

Yeah, your assault rifle or sniper rifle isn't a mounted AA gun. If you think I'm going to kamikaze you with my Titan, do you REALLY think you can shoot me down with your tiny guns? With a minigun, yeah, sure. But an AK-47, or M249 SAW, hell no!
 
I have been fired upon by tanks while flying helicopters and Mallards. I don't know if I've been shot at while in a Titan, but I most likely have, but can't remember.

It makes it feel like there's flak cannons and AA guns are shooting at you like in an urban WWII battle. :lol:
 

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