Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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I discovered the worst thing to do someone in GTA.

Shooting at a clothing store while someone is inside. Don't kill them. Just fire a few rounds through the front door and drive away.
 
One time, I was attacked in the Ponsonby's or whatever the fancy clothing store is directly south of Michael's house.

I just went there to shop and some players came in trying to kill me. I had passive mode on, so shooting me would do nothing. Then some guy outside had a firetruck and was spraying the cannon at the door. I stayed back so I wouldn't get hit. Then, a player walks in and drops tear gas grenades. They don't kill me, but I was slightly damaged. Thankfully, they hadn't destroyed my Sabre outside (Which I sold because I was bored with it).
 
Racers. Why the 🤬 can't anybody 🤬 race without resorting to the cheapest tactics. Some 🤬 in his stupid little Vacca brake checks me, then when he spins out he decides to come up at full speed on the next corner and rear-end me into a telephone pole. Then I managed to pass this lagger who was bouncing around like mad, go into a chicane and he somehow manages to rear-end me over a barrier. Then the 🤬 in the Vacca manages to 🤬 win the race.

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE DRIVE?!
 
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True, I guess I'm expecting too much from the average GTA player, plus I've gotten used to not racing or racing with GTP-ers. :lol:
It's annoying but soon you will get a regular fix of decent racing with gtp
I had a relatively good experience but my favourite moment was getting a lorry up chilliad
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What's that mission where you have to collect a briefcase from the top of that under-construction skyscraper? There's only two ways to get to the top - spend 5 mins climbing that massive crane, and parachute your way onto the top (while totally vulnerable) or get a helicopter...and get totally surrounded by enemies. It's not bloody fair.
 
DK
What's that mission where you have to collect a briefcase from the top of that under-construction skyscraper? There's only two ways to get to the top - spend 5 mins climbing that massive crane, and parachute your way onto the top (while totally vulnerable) or get a helicopter...and get totally surrounded by enemies. It's not bloody fair.


*Use a Buzzard*

Issue fixed.
 
*Buzzard is rank restricted*

I hated that mission. I would go down to the Vespucci Airport and look for a helicopter but they never spawned. *this was when I was a scrub with no monneh*
 
There's also no guarantee of finding the Buzzard. :grumpy:
 
Gotta call Peggy!

*not to double post....*

last night there was a user driving...or I should say power boosting one of those really old tractors around L.S. Pretty soon, the game just locked up, probably because of said glitcher.
 
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One of my recent favourites is almost single-handedly taking a deathmatch team from being 17-22 down (first to 25) to then win 25-24. Good times.
 
Best: Rock crawling with randoms. They were Hilux enthusiasts as well, might I add...

Worst: The usual... tank griefers, squeakers, etc.
 
The good, cruising and flying around with a couple of GTP members.

The bad, playing a 2 on 2 team deathmatch by Fort Zancudo. The other team who had mics quickly got a upper hand on my teammate and I. These 2 were very arrogant and was boastful with their kills, saying "OOoooh ****** " "Yeah man we gotcha" etc etc.

Eventually my teammate and I were taking them out with ease, and these 2 former badasses weren't so tough on their mics all of a sudden. Even though we lost by only a couple of kills, we shut these two up quickly.
 
DK
What's that mission where you have to collect a briefcase from the top of that under-construction skyscraper? There's only two ways to get to the top - spend 5 mins climbing that massive crane, and parachute your way onto the top (while totally vulnerable) or get a helicopter...and get totally surrounded by enemies. It's not bloody fair.
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Find a friend with a ridiculous high level. or take a heli, and fly to the bank helipad near the construction site. and snipe them c:

This. You can take any chopper up to the bank roof.

The best this week was taking out a buzzard troll
He feels round blowing every one up so I shot him down when he hovered above ls customs
He left shortly afterwards

Did a similar thing recently.
Some guy was trolling in the countryside with a Buzzard, spawn killing several of us with (very well aimed) rockets.

Then I took him out with 1x heavy sniper bullet at distance. He left too, made me :lol:. Had baby boy on my lap too :sly:.
Look and learn son, look and learn.



Also, I recently found myself alone in a room with 4 other people who were in the same crew and had matching crew IDs.

They were in a dinghy scooting up the east coast so I decided to give them a nice fly by in my Vestra.

I did a few swoops and loops and felt a disturbance in the force, something fishy was going on.

On my next fly by, I noticed the boat had stopped. Long story short, I dodged the first rocket and kamakazied their dinghy.
I left before they could shoot me on sight :lol:.
 
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The worst I've dealt with online is when I went inside Ammu-Nation, bought ammo and new clothes just to find out that a killhungry guy was camping for like 10 minutes outside with a tank, so he could blast me and my pimped Elegy :(
 
The worst I've dealt with online is when I went inside Ammu-Nation, bought ammo and new clothes just to find out that a killhungry guy was camping for like 10 minutes outside with a tank, so he could blast me and my pimped Elegy :(

Why bother killing people for the purpose of killing them anyway? What do you even unlock? I can accept killing people to get headshots and whatever to get the skull tattoo and weapon camos, but what do you gain from killing people with a tank other than a ton of expensive insurance bills to pay?
 
Some Lazer ace blew me out of the sky. Then he gets mad at me when I blew him up as he was trying to steal another one wth a buzzard, then sniped him. Once he got another jet he proceeded to kill me numerous times until I was able to get to the tunnel under the Fort. He even tried to kamikaze by flying into the tunnel but just missed me by mere feet.

Then JetBadger killed him a few times with his own Lazer.
 
Was watching my nephew play online and entering some online street races just for the heck of it. He manages to win a few even with some dirty bastards ramming and pitting everyone. After leaving said races to continue other missions he notices that some random a**hole (who probably wasn't satisfied that he won) had put a bounty on him. WTF!? You get a bounty merely because some idiot couldn't win? WTH Rockstar?
 
Was watching my nephew play online and entering some online street races just for the heck of it. He manages to win a few even with some dirty bastards ramming and pitting everyone. After leaving said races to continue other missions he notices that some random a**hole (who probably wasn't satisfied that he won) had put a bounty on him. WTF!? You get a bounty merely because some idiot couldn't win? WTH Rockstar?
Something vaguely similar happened to me as well. Killed a guy with a 7k bounty and got a 9k slapped on me. :lol:

As of late I've been using the Heavy sniper along with my ex LC taxi.( a yellow modified Stainer ;)) That combo has got me more bounties and the odd hate text message than I expected. :lol:
So in summary,

Good: stealing bounties from a long distance. :D

Bad: the odd hate text and the eventual call to Pegasus to ready for a tank battle. :sly:
 
I hate when people kill you constantly and then get pissed off when you "accidentally" snipe them and get their car impounded.

Yes, firing randomly at a Turismo with the sniper rifle is accidental. I just got lucky.
 
I hate when people kill you constantly and then get pissed off when you "accidentally" snipe them and get their car impounded.

Yes, firing randomly at a Turismo with the sniper rifle is accidental. I just got lucky.
It's even more annoying when someone "accidentally" flys over the impound in a Cargo-bob and "accidentally" picks up your car and dumps it on a roof and you can't call for it due to it being "impounded".

Learnt that the hard way. :rolleyes:
 
Don't do long races, guys. I ended up doing 13 laps of a GTA Race around a track which takes about 3.5 minutes to do. After ~51 minutes of trying to dodge rockets, assault rifle and combat MG fire, I got 1,100RP and $3,300 for my efforts.

Never again...
 
It's even more annoying when someone "accidentally" flys over the impound in a Cargo-bob and "accidentally" picks up your car and dumps it on a roof and you can't call for it due to it being "impounded".

Learnt that the hard way. :rolleyes:

Oh wow, I need to do that to a-holes and other annoyances.
 
DK
Don't do long races, guys. I ended up doing 13 laps of a GTA Race around a track which takes about 3.5 minutes to do. After ~51 minutes of trying to dodge rockets, assault rifle and combat MG fire, I got 1,100RP and $3,300 for my efforts.

Never again...
I remember doing 99 laps of Criminal Records sometime early after the launch with a friend. The host set the lapcount and left just before the race started so we went on and completed it :D Got 600RP.
 
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