- 4,265
- Anchorage, AK
- nomeite
Someone tried to run into my car last night with a Semi. He really caught me off guard since I was intent on evading those tanks lol.
Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online
- Thread starter Dan
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- 7,130
- Massachusetts
- llClaude_Speedll
- BlazingSol05
- 5,999
- Over there
- ask me
Good: (lately)
Have had several randoms decide to keep the peace and do a few missions..Also really enjoyed the LSCS meet and looking forward to more!
Have had several randoms decide to keep the peace and do a few missions..Also really enjoyed the LSCS meet and looking forward to more!
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Barra333
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- 6,542
- London, ON
- barra333
People who camp out to get cheap kills annoy the hell out of me.
Yes, I am talking about those who sit at LSC waiting for me to exit.
The other one I have had twice in the last few days are the people who come and join me in a gang attack, then shoot me as soon as it is over. The one guy who did that yesterday shot me then went immediately into passive mode. Coward.
Just before that, I did find it amusing when I was near the southern end of the beach, some guy came over in a helicopter. Not really wanting a fight, as I was about to log off, I just went in between buildings in cover. He parks the chopper and runs at me. I shoot him and run off in another direction. He chases me. I shoot him. Repeat.
One last rant - If I have a bounty on me, and I get chased down and killed, fair enough, but are people's skills so low that the only way that they can achieve this is by driving at me and detonating their car bomb in a murder-suicide?
Yes, I am talking about those who sit at LSC waiting for me to exit.
The other one I have had twice in the last few days are the people who come and join me in a gang attack, then shoot me as soon as it is over. The one guy who did that yesterday shot me then went immediately into passive mode. Coward.
Just before that, I did find it amusing when I was near the southern end of the beach, some guy came over in a helicopter. Not really wanting a fight, as I was about to log off, I just went in between buildings in cover. He parks the chopper and runs at me. I shoot him and run off in another direction. He chases me. I shoot him. Repeat.
One last rant - If I have a bounty on me, and I get chased down and killed, fair enough, but are people's skills so low that the only way that they can achieve this is by driving at me and detonating their car bomb in a murder-suicide?
Dan
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- 15,396
- United States
Whenever I want to buy some clothes or modify one of my vehicles, I always skip going to businesses in the city and head out to either Blaine County or Paleto Bay. I don't want to risk getting killed, and I don't want to give the other player the satisfaction of killing me.
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- BlazingSol05
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Michelin
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- GTP_Michelin
Don't know if I ever typed this before, but here we go anyways:
Was coming back from Sandy Shores I belive after I picked up a crate. I was in my Bati 801, when in the avenus that goes underneath the Rockford Plaza shopping (close to LSC), I was a red blip. I though an easy bounty, since there were no sounds from the street where this guy were. There was a little street, 90º corner, like an shortcut of some sorts, that would link me closely to where the guy were, so I thought about a sneaky attack. Just as I come out of the alley, boom, tank. "🤬" I say while I try to speed off in my bike while the tank driver shot me some times, always missing. Then BAM! I hit a light pole and fall on the street, and my bike goes rolling down the street. The tank driver approaches me, aiming at me.
Then, I started saluting him, and he just honks at me back. He just protects me while I get my bike. I get up on the bike, honk him, and speed off in the distance. He honks at me, and proceeds to blow up whatever what he was a blowing up.
Good guy tank driver.
Was coming back from Sandy Shores I belive after I picked up a crate. I was in my Bati 801, when in the avenus that goes underneath the Rockford Plaza shopping (close to LSC), I was a red blip. I though an easy bounty, since there were no sounds from the street where this guy were. There was a little street, 90º corner, like an shortcut of some sorts, that would link me closely to where the guy were, so I thought about a sneaky attack. Just as I come out of the alley, boom, tank. "🤬" I say while I try to speed off in my bike while the tank driver shot me some times, always missing. Then BAM! I hit a light pole and fall on the street, and my bike goes rolling down the street. The tank driver approaches me, aiming at me.
Then, I started saluting him, and he just honks at me back. He just protects me while I get my bike. I get up on the bike, honk him, and speed off in the distance. He honks at me, and proceeds to blow up whatever what he was a blowing up.
Good guy tank driver.
- 3,030
- New Jersey
- durWINNING
- Noob Saibot 007
One time I was playing in a public lobby. I was driving around and I see someone in a buzzard trying to kill someone with a bounty. Sure enough the guy in the buzzard was Fezz_ST. After following both of them I was able to kill the guy with the bounty. I thought all was well. Until Fezz went absolutely crazy (who can blame him). I was able to get to my garage and after some negotiating everything was fine.
- 3,475
- Vilnius
Today I joined a random lobby and went around my own business when I noticed that the majority of players were all in the same spot. I thought I'll check it out what turned out to be a some sort of a biker crew meetup. Sweet. There were few other randoms hanging out with them, I just walked around, then followed them for a bit to see what they were up to. Then popped in a Mallard to get a better aerial view. As the bikers were on the beach I was flying around giving a bit of a stunt show as I had nothing better to do. It was all nice and peaceful until one of them decided to shoot at me while I was flying by. I have to say, he succeeded and I heard on the mic "I got him hihihihihihihihihihi". That meant the peace was over. As they were on the pier and there were alot of players there, I managed to blend in quite well and approach the evil-doer without anyone suspecting anything. I was standing in front of him. As he was saying "who is this guy" I took out my trusty rusty blade and used it by it's intended purpose to restore the balance between the forces. Then I realised that I was surrounded by 10 bikers, frankly suicide is always an option... After that I went into passive mode just to be a jerk and climbed a lifeguard cabin as two bikers were putting their efforts into 'putting a cap in ma ass'. After awhile they got bored and I escaped, got onto a skyscraper and started sniping the tanks that were there by now from half the city's distance. Have to say I was surprised by the range of the heavy sniper. Got 2 guys in tanks.
- 8,847
- Ottawa
- Automotive_Buff
Today, I had the BEST DAY EVA!
So my friends and I decided to have a cruise in GTA V. We haven't had one in a long time, so we decided to make a day out of it.
I invite all my friends, except one, because I don't have him on my Friends List. This is an invite only, so one of my friends already in the lobby, invites the last member. There's ten of us (keep this mind for later).
Suddenly I hear: Oh 🤬! I invited the wrong guy!
'What do you mean?' I asked.
'I hit the wrong name!' my friend replies.
'Well, is this guy cool? Is he legit?' I asked.
'Yeah, he's cool...'
'Ok'.
So we invite our friend at last, and start cruising. Near the end of our day, we decided to end the cruise in style and go for Lowriders. I bring my Peyote, and meet at LS Customs.
Suddenly, the guy we accidentally invited shows up.
'Hey guys.' Typical 17 year old, no knowledge/interest in cars.
He starts going off on R* and how they were asshats for taking away his 'legit trillions'. I looked at the list, and he was lvl 670....
So we ignore him for a bit, and ccontinued our cruise, with him tailing in a goddamn tank.... he decides it would be funny to blow us all up.
He has no money, so we pay the insurance for our cars...
He then invites us to his apartment (the typical 400G apartment). We all walked around and I head to the door to check out his garage...
As I'm walking I hear 'Wait! Don't go in the-' as the hacker disconnects.... now, there's ten of us, walkng towards the garage. I'm in a loading screen, when I hear
'Dayum! Sal come look at this!!'
I finally get in there, and this guy has stacked up 10 Adders. I try to enter one, and long behold I can
I said "Guys! Each of you grab one, and invite that sucker back!"
We all drive to LS Customs and wait for the guy's reaction. After about a minute, he joins. 'So yeah guys, as I was sayi- guys?'
'Yeah, we're here at LS Customs. Join us.' Says one of my friends....
'Okay...'
He gets there in a Futo, that he probably just stole....
We're all lined up in Adders. Except me. I'm in one of his 'unique' Adders. It was dark red with yellow stripes and blue rims. (It was Fugly!)
'Woah! Nice Adders, guys!'- completely oblivious to the robbery in his garage.
'Yeah... thanks... we're going to sup 'em up a bit.' Says another friend.
One by one, we drive by, and into LS Customs.
'Hey, I got an Adder at my garage, I'll get it and we can all cruise...' says the hacker.
'No no, wait. I gotta cool one here. You'll love it!' I said.
I pull up around the corner...
'Wow... um... that is.... one ugly car....' remarked the hacker.
'Haha... yeah... I thought the same damn thing. You know what the funny thing is?' I asked, pulling up to the entrance to LS Customs.... 'It's yours....' I said as I entered.
*chuckles* 'Um... what?'
At this point, my friend yells:
'We got yo monneh!!! Ahahahahahaha! We got it all!! We got yo money!!!'
'We just sold all your cars, broke-ass BIATCH!' another friend chimes in...
My friends turned into Kevin Hart right here....
'Broke-ass BIATCH! Not-knowing-hacking-will-get-you-fonged-little-ass-BIATCH!'
'Pimple-poppin-no-good-hackin-little-ass-BIATCH!'
It got really crazy.
We all burst out laughing as we leave the session.
I WISH I had that on video! That was the best thing that ever happened to me and my friends...
I will cherish this moment for the rest of my gaming life!
From the bottom of my heart, I wish this was a glitch, and that he still has all his cars....
With that said.... may his virtual monkey burn in the fiery depths of the cheater's pool where he will be judged.
So my friends and I decided to have a cruise in GTA V. We haven't had one in a long time, so we decided to make a day out of it.
I invite all my friends, except one, because I don't have him on my Friends List. This is an invite only, so one of my friends already in the lobby, invites the last member. There's ten of us (keep this mind for later).
Suddenly I hear: Oh 🤬! I invited the wrong guy!
'What do you mean?' I asked.
'I hit the wrong name!' my friend replies.
'Well, is this guy cool? Is he legit?' I asked.
'Yeah, he's cool...'
'Ok'.
So we invite our friend at last, and start cruising. Near the end of our day, we decided to end the cruise in style and go for Lowriders. I bring my Peyote, and meet at LS Customs.
Suddenly, the guy we accidentally invited shows up.
'Hey guys.' Typical 17 year old, no knowledge/interest in cars.
He starts going off on R* and how they were asshats for taking away his 'legit trillions'. I looked at the list, and he was lvl 670....
So we ignore him for a bit, and ccontinued our cruise, with him tailing in a goddamn tank.... he decides it would be funny to blow us all up.
He has no money, so we pay the insurance for our cars...
He then invites us to his apartment (the typical 400G apartment). We all walked around and I head to the door to check out his garage...
As I'm walking I hear 'Wait! Don't go in the-' as the hacker disconnects.... now, there's ten of us, walkng towards the garage. I'm in a loading screen, when I hear
'Dayum! Sal come look at this!!'
I finally get in there, and this guy has stacked up 10 Adders. I try to enter one, and long behold I can
I said "Guys! Each of you grab one, and invite that sucker back!"
We all drive to LS Customs and wait for the guy's reaction. After about a minute, he joins. 'So yeah guys, as I was sayi- guys?'
'Yeah, we're here at LS Customs. Join us.' Says one of my friends....
'Okay...'
He gets there in a Futo, that he probably just stole....
We're all lined up in Adders. Except me. I'm in one of his 'unique' Adders. It was dark red with yellow stripes and blue rims. (It was Fugly!)
'Woah! Nice Adders, guys!'- completely oblivious to the robbery in his garage.
'Yeah... thanks... we're going to sup 'em up a bit.' Says another friend.
One by one, we drive by, and into LS Customs.
'Hey, I got an Adder at my garage, I'll get it and we can all cruise...' says the hacker.
'No no, wait. I gotta cool one here. You'll love it!' I said.
I pull up around the corner...
'Wow... um... that is.... one ugly car....' remarked the hacker.
'Haha... yeah... I thought the same damn thing. You know what the funny thing is?' I asked, pulling up to the entrance to LS Customs.... 'It's yours....' I said as I entered.
*chuckles* 'Um... what?'
At this point, my friend yells:
'We got yo monneh!!! Ahahahahahaha! We got it all!! We got yo money!!!'
'We just sold all your cars, broke-ass BIATCH!' another friend chimes in...
My friends turned into Kevin Hart right here....
'Broke-ass BIATCH! Not-knowing-hacking-will-get-you-fonged-little-ass-BIATCH!'
'Pimple-poppin-no-good-hackin-little-ass-BIATCH!'
It got really crazy.
We all burst out laughing as we leave the session.
I WISH I had that on video! That was the best thing that ever happened to me and my friends...
I will cherish this moment for the rest of my gaming life!
From the bottom of my heart, I wish this was a glitch, and that he still has all his cars....
With that said.... may his virtual monkey burn in the fiery depths of the cheater's pool where he will be judged.
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- Anchorage, AK
- nomeite
Last night I decided to go off roading starting down by the loading docks and followed the beach as much as possible in my Merryweather Mesa. I had to go up and around some cliffs, and did get stuck twice in some holes in the rocks but was able to get out myself. Eventually someone decided to investigate, and did a few fly bys in a Frogger. Minutes later I see someone chasing me, it turned out the Frogger pilot sent a mugger after me but I was able to kill him easily since he was trying to climb a hill. Frogger pilot tries to land next to me, and I took him out immediately as he exits. When he respawned, he just went on his way, leaving me on my off road adventure.
- 7,130
- Massachusetts
- llClaude_Speedll
- BlazingSol05
Encountered my first "Forreal" hacker today while doing Trash Talk. He was flying around in a Rhino tank blasting the garbage trucks. When we had to go to the depot, he freaking nuked it! Needless to say, the entire mission was done within 15 seconds. I wish I could have snapped a pic of his Rhino but he was going so damn fast I couldn't keep up with my camera. He was level 1000 and his character looked a bit...um..stupid. 
Easiest $15,000 I've ever made in a mission. 👍
Easiest $15,000 I've ever made in a mission. 👍
- 21,261
- United States
Did A Titan of a Job last night with two friends. Things are going great until we get in the hangar and realize the trailer we have to move to make room to get the Titan out is blown up. None of us used explosives, so we weren't sure how it happened. My friend gets the large container lift truck and tries to move it, but only ruins that in the process. I ended up being the last one alive after running the Merryweather guys down with my truck. Got in the Titan after shoving the lift truck out of the way, only to find out the rudder controls on the Titan aren't working so I can't turn the plane where I need it to go. It ends up getting stuck on a concrete barrier and destroyed after I tried to force it off the barrier.
We restarted and got the mission done without trouble.
We restarted and got the mission done without trouble.
- 8,847
- Ottawa
- Automotive_Buff
You can do that mission by yourself with a Buzzard, or sniper rifle...
- 4,552
- Australia
That mission is particularly aggravating because most people don't realise how much runway you need to slow the plane down to land at the end of the mission. They never err on the side of caution either.
Another aggravating thing about GTA online is the amount of times I get put into awful user created events like Jumps Jumps Jumps or Prison Thugz Fight.
Does anyone else think people who talk like this are the most annoying group of people on GTA?
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- 8,847
- Ottawa
- Automotive_Buff
You mean this guy? It only gets annoying if it's constant.
- 82
- NSW
- Rarzinator
- 4,265
- Anchorage, AK
- nomeite
There was a user that had a bounty camping out at Chumash, so I decided to investigate. Thinking he was on top one of the houses, I landed up on the mountain and scoped around and didn't spot him. I thought he might be hiding underneath one of the houses so I go in, and soon enough get blasted as I closed in. Turned out there's a glitch hiding spot under a house there, made my way in and got the bounty on him. Pretty soon there were 2 others who were after this guy and his hiding spot, which is apparently not so secret now. Then a bunch more came in and basically started a war along the beach and houses.
Eventually I made it back to the city, and this camper got his tank and went on a demolition spree. However he did not count one someone else with a tank and he was taken out, and went to Passive Mode. The new tanker took the camper out out several times by squashing him, and eventually it was me, the new tanker and camper in a little 2 on 1 firefight in East LS. Soon camper got away and got back in his tank. Camper was just using his tank as a cover and fled away from our ambush on him. He was arrogant, he got on his mic saying "I'm the best, I made everyone leave the session" as he was fleeing in his tank towards Fort Zancudo.
Eventually I made it back to the city, and this camper got his tank and went on a demolition spree. However he did not count one someone else with a tank and he was taken out, and went to Passive Mode. The new tanker took the camper out out several times by squashing him, and eventually it was me, the new tanker and camper in a little 2 on 1 firefight in East LS. Soon camper got away and got back in his tank. Camper was just using his tank as a cover and fled away from our ambush on him. He was arrogant, he got on his mic saying "I'm the best, I made everyone leave the session" as he was fleeing in his tank towards Fort Zancudo.
