Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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I joined a session after a mission with a hacker. He was using a Cop skin, his car had super acceleration and speed, and was ping ponging another hacker I assume since his semi had super accleration also. After watching their shenanigans, I attempted to blow up their cars, and one of them had done a hack on my character and I started a stripper dance...that's when I left the session. Oh and I reported [hacker's name] via email to : gtaonlinebanhammer@rockstargames.com

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driftinziggy
Dat rank doe!
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I didn't look at the picture before, but I did after you said that. My god. :lol:

Why do you need to hack yourself to that level anyway? If you're a hacker, you don't need to be any level to spawn yourself rank-specific items. It's pointless to level up past 120 because there aren't any items available after it.
 
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CallmeDan
I didn't look at the picture before, but I did after you said that. My god. :lol:

Why do you need to hack yourself to that level anyway? If you're a hacker, you don't need to be any level to spawn yourself rank-specific items. It's pointless to level up past 120 because there aren't any items available after it.
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Also...not a good idea to reveal in a public lobby lol
 
Nothing more irritating than hackers online. I wound up running into a hack last night in a private lobby :banghead:. I'm not sure if the guy that brought the hack with him actually hacked or not, but several people blocked the guy regardless. And @gnomefromnome you may want to edit the top corner as well since the player's name is still visible.
 
Do you guys have any ideas on how I can get back at certain players for screwing me over? Long story short Passive mode doesn't work that well.
 
maxi25
Do you guys have any ideas on how I can get back at certain players for screwing me over? Long story short Passive mode doesn't work that well.
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Do it the @Custom878 way and put a few auto-shotgun shells into them. Or a lot. Or all of them.
 
maxi25
Do you guys have any ideas on how I can get back at certain players for screwing me over? Long story short Passive mode doesn't work that well.
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The way it often goes in when someone's trying to desperately kill me is

a) get into passive mode and climb something that would protect you from vehicles
b) do an animation while they're trying to run you over
c) wait for a moment when they're unaware and get out of passive mode blasting them to pieces
d) put a sticky on their car and start escaping
e) detonate the sticky when they start to pursue you
f) laugh at the angry messages you receive

Or if you're really angry get a tank or preferrably a P-996 Lazer and make it rain. :mischievous:
 
While strolling through the park one day... (just outside Tinsel Towers)

It was in the merry merry month of May.... (A few weeks ago)

I was taken by surprise.. (taps down twice on d-pad)

By a pair of roguish eyes.. (incoming car blips)

In a moment my poor heart was stole away. (car charges to me)

A smile was all she gave to me..

*AUTOAIM: BANG BANG BANG*

Of course we were as happy as can be..

SomePlayaDude killed *victim name*

I immediately raised my hat.. (Places stickies on victim car.)

And finally she remarked.. (Got in my car.)

I never shall forget.. (drove a block away)

That lovely afternoon.. (victim got in his/her car)

When I met her at the fountain in the park. (pushes right on d-pad)

*BOOM*
SomePlayaDude killed *victim name*


Song used: Strolling Through The Park.
 
I joined a deathmatch yesterday. It was a custom DM with a line up of Lazers at Sandy Shores. The host warned us that it will be recorded and that no shots should be fired. There was about 6 or 8 of us flying around for about ten minutes, I only got shot down once. I quit after the remaining jets were destroyed and it became a RPG ground match.

I can find the DM and provide a link after work.
 
maxi25
Do you guys have any ideas on how I can get back at certain players for screwing me over? Long story short Passive mode doesn't work that well.
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Go off radar, sneak up behind them and stab them in the neck, or use a hammer as it makes a satisfying thud when applied correctly. Then go into passive mode, air thrust and call them a noob. 👍
 
shepzki
Go off radar, sneak up behind them and stab them in the neck, or use a hammer as it makes a satisfying thud when applied correctly. Then go into passive mode, air thrust and call them a noob. 👍
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(When off radar and nearby) I try to act like a NPC by casually walking toward them ..or driving a normal looking car *my Blista * and parking slightly away from them yet still in range.
 
SomePlayaDude
While strolling through the park one day... (just outside Tinsel Towers)

It was in the merry merry month of May.... (A few weeks ago)

I was taken by surprise.. (taps down twice on d-pad)

By a pair of roguish eyes.. (incoming car blips)

In a moment my poor heart was stole away. (car charges to me)

A smile was all she gave to me..

*AUTOAIM: BANG BANG BANG*

Of course we were as happy as can be..

SomePlayaDude killed *victim name*

I immediately raised my hat.. (Places stickies on victim car.)

And finally she remarked.. (Got in my car.)

I never shall forget.. (drove a block away)

That lovely afternoon.. (victim got in his/her car)

When I met her at the fountain in the park. (pushes right on d-pad)

*BOOM*
SomePlayaDude killed *victim name*


Song used: Strolling Through The Park.
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And then spaghetti fell out of my pocket.
 
SlipZtrEm
Some knob was driving around and harassing folks in a room I was in last night with a few crew members. He sniped me while I was just playing around riding the metro, actually, just out front of my apartment. Utterly unprovoked. He ran away immediately after, only to circle back a few minutes later. The guy was at a high level too, mid-90's for sure, so I expected him to either act better, or be a bit more careful coming into the intersection down the street...

I returned the sniping favour, stole his car, and drove it through the city until I got it wedged on an angle up against a poll. Just as I went to take a picture, I disconnected from the room, and couldn't find a way back. As a side note; can Rockstar change around the method of joining crew members, or really, any other rooms in general? I really can't stand selecting the option to join someone, agreeing at the confirmation screen to leave my current room, attempt to join the new one, and only then be told it's a friends-only room. Couldn't you figure that out before you took me out of the current one?!

A little bit later, I had two little 🤬 spray the ever-loving crap out of my pink Tornado as I was just cruising around. When I respawned, I went to go collect it, and another random player came up to me. Not assuming the worst, I didn't shoot him on the spot - he had a pistol - and we walked for a block or two. Once I saw my car, I started jogging up to it... and then I was shot in the back of the head. What an ass.
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This STILL happens? Sometimes it gets me just how broken the game can be.

Best, or at least pretty good moment I've witnessed is doing "By Land, Sea and Air" (mission where you gotta get two Buzzards off a rooftop) with a couple random guys. One of the guys, older gent, got hold of one of the choppers, we hadn't taken care of all the ground forces, I myself had just gone around the building and used one of the other ladders up. Some other guy had taken the other chopper and gotten into a dogfight with the Buzzards coming in to intercept. The last guy was taking fire from Merryweather on the ground, I hear the older dude say "No man gets left behind." and swooped down to pick up the guy. He would've picked me up too but a missile from the AI choppers had gotten me on the roof. Nice to see that kind of camaraderie from time to time though.

Worst, besides idiots trying to run me over while in passive mode, is actually failing missions BY DOING WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO. Most recent example was just today in the afternoon, some guys and I were doing the "On the List" mission. We took care of the first 4 targets, I was using my new character so I had little hardware access let alone a chopper. Even so, I was closest to the marina where the last guy takes off from. Couldn't clip him from dry land so I hopped on a Seashark, tried to get the boat with stickies but almost got killed myself by the escorts waiting out by open sea, so I healed up and just tried to drive by the guys on the main boat. Which I did. And then we get this:


MISSION FAILED
The final target was killed.

If there was ever a time to give R* a slow sarcastic round of applause, that was it.
 
It gets better when something is supposed to happen but doesn't and you get an automatic fail (i.e. Rooftop Rumble car with documents doesn't show up at all and you fail the mission).
 
Or on Trash Talk...

MISSION FAILED
The crew boss was killed.

Or on any mission...

MISSION FAILED
Out of lives. ....when there are still people alive.
 
Base Invaders a while ago:

*Flying Cargobob to the Sandy Shores Airfield*
"MISSION FAILED: The Cargobob was destroyed."
*Cargobob barely has any damage and is high above the ground with no chance of hitting anything*
 
Looks like GTA online has a few glitches in the matrix regarding mission outcomes. :P

I can only imagine some sarcastic announcer going,

Congratulations, you've killed the crime boss.
.
.
Mission Failed!! You killed the crime boss.

What? Did I say kill him? :sly:
 
Guess I've been lucky. Gerald sends me a mission to go to a drug deal, take a package, deliver the package and then go and destroy the gang members' cars. After that you have to chase down the gang boss...

I derp'd and completely ignored my car waiting for me to give chase. So I ran down the alley to the main road and waited for a damn AI car. Got into a Penumbra (Mitsubishi Eclipse) and gave chase. The gang member ends up at the docks by the Vespucci landing pads. I catch up and as soon as I get close to the gang member my controls froze......


..........



Mission passed


WUT

Did he drown?! Wha' happen'?
 
Team THRT Drift
Guess I've been lucky. Gerald sends me a mission to go to a drug deal, take a package, deliver the package and then go and destroy the gang members' cars. After that you have to chase down the gang boss...

I derp'd and completely ignored my car waiting for me to give chase. So I ran down the alley to the main road and waited for a damn AI car. Got into a Penumbra (Mitsubishi Eclipse) and gave chase. The gang member ends up at the docks by the Vespucci landing pads. I catch up and as soon as I get close to the gang member my controls froze......


..........



Mission passed


WUT

Did he drown?! Wha' happen'?
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Mission passed: The gang leader wasn't killed
 
>messaged someone to try and kill me whilst in glitch because wanted to give him taste of his own medicine
>replies he's 'baked' and is coming over to woop some or whatever
>hops on roof above exactly where I am
>baked but yet still able to reply with a quick message "wtf? glitch?!"
>commits suicide
>kill him a few times to give him lesson to not grief and killspree around map
>hemad/10
>leave lobby
>profit

Another griefer/random player killer bites the dust.
 
Beat way to defeat a tank griefer is on foot IMO.

Remove blip, find a spot, creep up and unleash RPG rounds into them.

Took out two in 1 session recently. Very effective if you can get lower than them or, get into a nice nook in an alleyway.

Had 2 friend requests from randoms that night....... Declined.
 
Nurburgthing.
Beat way to defeat a tank griefer is on foot IMO.

Remove blip, find a spot, creep up and unleash RPG rounds into them.

Took out two in 1 session recently. Very effective if you can get lower than them or, get into a nice nook in an alleyway.

Had 2 friend requests from randoms that night....... Declined.
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Tanks have been severely nerfed. Unfortunately, you can no longer snipe players out of them (Even though I never had to and I suck at using snipers anyway).

My preferred method: wear sneaky stealthy all-black clothes on a matte black Bati 801 covered in sticky bombs. I call Lester to hide my blip, roll up right next to them, and BOOM. They never even saw me coming.
 
After the tanks got nerfed, grenade launcher from a rooftop is something I find very effective. They can hear RPGs but they won't know a grenade until it hits them. Also a Buzzard. :mischievous: They're fantastic now that you can switch autolock off. The other day some guy randomly put a bounty on me and started griefing the lobby in a tank. Since taking out tanks with the Lazer is not fun anymore the next challenge is the Buzzard. And what do you know, I hover above him and out of his range and two hits later he leaves the lobby. :lol:
 
CallmeDan
Tanks have been severely nerfed. Unfortunately, you can no longer snipe players out of them (Even though I never had to and I suck at using snipers anyway).

My preferred method: wear sneaky stealthy all-black clothes on a matte black Bati 801 covered in sticky bombs. I call Lester to hide my blip, roll up right next to them, and BOOM. They never even saw me coming.
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Similar to my method, maximum amount of sticky bombs onto random pedestrian car after I stole it (all on the inside of the door so it looks normal) Full speed heading to the tank and kaboom
 

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