Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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I was in the Suburban close to the Rockford Plaza, and all of a sudden I heard civilians screaming while buying clothes. I exited the menu and got shot. I ended up dying five times as some scumbag and his friend ganged up on me. That's just not ****ing right. đź‘Ž

Oh, I remember that - I noticed your name popping up on the killfeed a couple of times and I would have helped out earlier but some other guy was chasing me at the time. I had just popped into Suburban with a stickybomb stuck to my Dubsta as a trap for the guy chasing me, but then he started chasing someone else. It was then that I noticed that there were 2 red blips that looked like they were aiming at you so I decided to do a suicide attack on one of the guys, and I think I saw you kill the other guy as well before you left.
 
The good: monster trucking in LS with 2 others monster trucks in a lobby, with about 6 others on foot or cars, not a single shot was fired.

The bad: getting the message that everyone left, leaving me and my Liberator...er liberated.

Oh yeah...shooting someone out of their Liberator and stealing it after someone blew up mine. This poor guy chased me around for about 5 minutes and gave up, sending me a text calling me an a-hole and said I should get my own..and then he left the session :lol:
 
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Just shot a guy out of a jet from several blocks away :D
Good shot. đź‘Ť

Reminded me when I was battling a few friends in a death match at the Sandy Shores runway, I bailed out of my jet and got a lucky kill on the pursuing jet whilst parachuting. :P

In the same game, I sniped the same person out of his jet. :lol:
 
I was just finished buying clothes at Suburban. Suddenly, a level 14 ambushed me instantly. Let's just say it didn't end well for him.
 
Flying around in the Bati 801 avoiding Bounty Hunters when some hacker spawns on the back of my bike and ends up shooting me. I was doing so well too D=
 
Yesterday, I was delivering a Jackal to Simeon when some guy starts to chase me (I shall call him Jim). Jim was far behind, but he obviously saw my radar blip heading for the docks. I made the delivery and quickly took cover behind a parked car until Jim arrived. I had my pink RPG (deal with it) on hand ready to fire at his car, but he took cover behind some shipping containers.

Therefore I decided to fire a warning sniper shot at Jim. I got a hit, but it only knocked down half his health. Dealing with cops as well, Jim took himself off the radar in an attempt to ambush me. Luckily I saw Jim's Adder
(sadly not chrome) and fired a couple of grenades.

After ducking through trailers and slipping between shipping containers, Jim and I engaged in another stand-off from opposite ends of the stack of containers. I finished Jim off by catching him off guard when he reversed alongside the containers and I fired a grenade at him from behind, destroying his Adder and killing Jim in the process.

I didn't give one single damn that I had to pay $12,500 insurance for blowing up his car.
 

I didn't give one single damn that I had to pay $12,500 insurance for blowing up his car.

Kinda makes the Jackal delivery worthless....


Also, if you want to go on a rampage against people, make a second character and move all of your money from one character to the other. Then you don't have to worry about paying inaurance on your main character.
 
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How do you move money amongst characters? Do you have to take all of the money out of the "Bank" on the 2nd character, then put it in "Cash"?
 
Some knob was driving around and harassing folks in a room I was in last night with a few crew members. He sniped me while I was just playing around riding the metro, actually, just out front of my apartment. Utterly unprovoked. He ran away immediately after, only to circle back a few minutes later. The guy was at a high level too, mid-90's for sure, so I expected him to either act better, or be a bit more careful coming into the intersection down the street...

I returned the sniping favour, stole his car, and drove it through the city until I got it wedged on an angle up against a poll. Just as I went to take a picture, I disconnected from the room, and couldn't find a way back. As a side note; can Rockstar change around the method of joining crew members, or really, any other rooms in general? I really can't stand selecting the option to join someone, agreeing at the confirmation screen to leave my current room, attempt to join the new one, and only then be told it's a friends-only room. Couldn't you figure that out before you took me out of the current one?!

A little bit later, I had two little 🤬 spray the ever-loving crap out of my pink Tornado as I was just cruising around. When I respawned, I went to go collect it, and another random player came up to me. Not assuming the worst, I didn't shoot him on the spot - he had a pistol - and we walked for a block or two. Once I saw my car, I started jogging up to it... and then I was shot in the back of the head. What an ass.
 
That's pretty much GTAO in a nutshell Slipz.

I had 3 idiots start attacking me while I was driving an 18 wheeler. I mean really? What the 🤬 am I going to do with a Tractor Trailer?
 
I know people are afraid of me kamikaze'ing them, but whenever I fly around in an unarmed plane/helicopter, I'm always taking heavy fire from the ground. Little brats shouldn't be able to hit a Titan flying over the city with their stupid SMGs.
 
So this one time I was chasing a pair of unfortunate bounties with my "Messiah" Turismo R. First guy went on the sewers and couldn't outrun an expy of a LaFerrari. DEAD after 40 seconds.

2nd guy was at the oil plants by the Coveted mission zone. My my, this guy and his modded Oracle. I swore he glitched his car because a direct hit from an RPG had him give none of them :censored:s.

So, old fashioned it is! He tried to ram me, but there was a road barrier by me, and he took off to a ditch. Gunned him. BLAM DONE.

With 14k added to my wallet, I decided to spend on more RPG ammo. Towards Sandy Shores I went to do so. Then, I arrived to the airfield to see a Cargobob waiting for me.

And at that small respite, Bounty #2 got himself another bounty, and he's still mad at me for placing stickies on his car. I was gonna enter the Cargobob until his nasty ass blip coming in hot.

But one thing in free lobbies I learned: never get outta your car in front of an armed man. That's what #2 did, and he earned himself a face fulla ouch.

:D $$ +5k $$ :D

So, I left with the Cargobob and picked up my Turismo as the respawned #2 tried to blast me down. He failed, and I just made the best escape with a loaded Cargobob thus far.

Until I crashed into a wind turbine in Ron's Alternate Wind Farms.:dopey:

If you want to know, the Turismo LIVED.


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That's pretty much GTAO in a nutshell Slipz.

I had 3 idiots start attacking me while I was driving an 18 wheeler. I mean really? What the 🤬 am I going to do with a Tractor Trailer?
Three people? Not much you can do there, unless they're in the same car. One idiot isn't hard to deal with. Just swerve around and bash him with the trailer. If you time it right, you can also toss stickies at the trailer, disconnect it, then BOOM. No more idiot chasing you.
 
Three people? Not much you can do there, unless they're in the same car. One idiot isn't hard to deal with. Just swerve around and bash him with the trailer. If you time it right, you can also toss stickies at the trailer, disconnect it, then BOOM. No more idiot chasing you.

Nah, one was 2 idiots in an adder who blew up the trailer first, then blew up the truck, cause god forbid I drive a truck near them.

Another tossed a sticky and blew up the car carrier trailer which I hardly ever find on GTA

Then another went after me just cause I was driving the Rig.
 
Nah, one was 2 idiots in an adder who blew up the trailer first, then blew up the truck, cause god forbid I drive a truck near them.

Another tossed a sticky and blew up the car carrier trailer which I hardly ever find on GTA

Then another went after me just cause I was driving the Rig.

That sucks, I don't know that I've even ever seen the car carrier trailer online :(

A while ago I drove the giant dump truck from the construction site into Los Santos only to get sticky bombed as soon as I got there.
 
I decided to paint a target on myself and drive an oil tanker around red-blipped players. Someone got a Buzzard and blew the tanker up, but surprisingly the truck itself didn't explode.
 
A while back, I exited a custom shop after modifying my Jester and I hear something I never heard before in GTA:0. a jet. I'm blown to bits along with my Jester. Respawn in the same location where vehicles are nowhere around. I hear the jet again and I'm killed again and respawn again. I look at the map to see what's going on and see a red blip moving across the map really fast and in my direction and I'm killed again before I can exit the lobby. I finally left and laughed pretty hard. That was my last foray in public lobbies haha!
 
I was playing in a private lobby with some friends today. There was just four of us- My friend (who is also my crew leader), a friend of his, and a mutual friend of theirs. Well, as luck would have it, their mutual friend happened to be a griefer. I'm merely walking around LS as I usually do and see the mutual friend follow me. But just after I saw his knife, he stabs me in the back which drops me dead. A little later, he decides to go after the other two guys, and the friend of my crew leader decides to get his tank out. The end result of the tanking is the griefer whining and rage-quitting the lobby. Funny how those annoyances have no problem with killing others but can't take being killed themselves.
 
The other day I spawned by the lighthouse. I had my Akuma so I drove down the road a ways and stopped for a while. After a couple minutes, I noticed a strange ped had appeared next to my bike and just stood there. I shrugged it off and drove away. I decided to off road for a bit, and when I went back onto the road, another ped appeared, this time I noticed he was holding a knife. Someone had sent a mugger after me for some reason, but when the mugger approached me on my motorcycle he just stood there, instead of 'mugging' me lol

easy kill on the mugger, still had no idea who sent him after me.
 
Had a Russian guy keep ramming me with his car while I was in passive which killed me, all this after I beat him in a leg of darts
 
Running with bounties with a friend in Blistas in an Italian Job manner through alleys, tunnels and whatnot. So intense and somehow I survived the bounty. The Blistas did not look good at the end though :lol:
I happened to be watching you and the other bounty on the map as your bounty ended and your blip turned to normal. I was having fun watching the other blips close in on you in the hills and then the little direction spot on their blip would spin out :P
 
I happened to be watching you and the other bounty on the map as your bounty ended and your blip turned to normal. I was having fun watching the other blips close in on you in the hills and then the little direction spot on their blip would spin out :P
There was that one guy that just wouldn't give up. Whenever he came close we would get out of cars and auto-lock him to pieces. Rinse and repeat :lol: The Blista is such a nice car though, found a home in my garage đź‘Ť
 
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