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Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online
- Thread starter Dan
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It still gets the job done 
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- Tecumseh, MI
- I_Fail_At_FPS
I just stopped calling out my buzzard since it gets stolen all the time in public lobbies. I'll do the same thing when I pick up a plane which should be soon. I heard a story a while ago that a guy killed everyone in a session by crashing a Milljet with a full lobby in it, but I can't verify that.
Dan
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Sorry. 12:39 AM brain here. Was the entire lobby IN the MilJet? If so, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a private session with a bunch of friends or a YouTuber doing that with subscribers.
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Probably because someone would have most likely blown it up in a public session before it was filled up.
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I just got killed during Los Santos Connection by another player as I was getting into my vehicle because they came straight at me at full speed.
And then they had the nerve to complain when I downvoted the mission.... I was the only one that died... and not even because of NPCs....
Edit: The best part of it.... "Go to Madrazo's House" was when I died.
And then they had the nerve to complain when I downvoted the mission.... I was the only one that died... and not even because of NPCs....
Edit: The best part of it.... "Go to Madrazo's House" was when I died.
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I also love it when you're just running around in passive mode and some dip:censored: tries to shoot you. Then, they use their brain (somewhat) and realize they can't kill you like that. Then, they grab a car and try to run you over, but you're on a small ledge their car can't go on. I had this one idiot repeatedly try to run me over in a Vapid Radius. I kept hopping over some low bushes and he kept ramming. I got behind a sign for a property you can buy, and the moron still didn't get the idea!
It's around this time that I turn off passive mode, as soon as the counter reaches zero, vengeance is served.
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- Automotive_Buff
There's this Lester mission in which you have to go to the docks shoot Merrywheather members steal a trailer and drive off.
I now remember why I hated that mission. Each NPC is invincible and R* still hasn't fixed it. Apparently, they are wearing shields on their faces and bodies that originate from anpther galaxy as they're invisible and invincible.
I dare you to play this mission. You'll rage quit the second a bullet from a Heavy Sniper Rifle bounces off an NPC's eye. It's 🤬
I now remember why I hated that mission. Each NPC is invincible and R* still hasn't fixed it. Apparently, they are wearing shields on their faces and bodies that originate from anpther galaxy as they're invisible and invincible.
I dare you to play this mission. You'll rage quit the second a bullet from a Heavy Sniper Rifle bounces off an NPC's eye. It's 🤬
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I actually like the challenge of doing this solo. Blow up the cars when they use them for cover, then try to get close enough to unload your shotgun in the faces of the ones left standing. Though your body armor is pretty much useless it can still be fun.
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Had something like that happen with.... that same LSC mission where I got unnecessarily run over. It was taking 2-3 headshots from a sniper rifle to put the merryweather guys down.
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Couple of joyful moments last night.
Started a new game of 'place stickies at import garage entrance and retreat'. Placed a couple, left the docks and went far enough away that I could still see the docks on my expanded map. Guy with car AND a bounty makes his way there being chased down buy another random. He must have thought he was in the clear, he died and I made off without even hearing the explosion.
Later on, I received an apartment invite. I accepted so I could teleport into city. Went into randoms garage, put TV on and singled out a chap in a tank harassing anyone going to LSC. Left the apartment and started making my way there only to see he was just down the road now. He sees my blip and heads towards me, I throw a bunch of stickies on the floor and head down a driveway. He appears at the entrance and before a cannon shell was fired, he also died.
Tanks destroyed whilst on foot = 5 / 5
Started a new game of 'place stickies at import garage entrance and retreat'. Placed a couple, left the docks and went far enough away that I could still see the docks on my expanded map. Guy with car AND a bounty makes his way there being chased down buy another random. He must have thought he was in the clear, he died and I made off without even hearing the explosion.
Later on, I received an apartment invite. I accepted so I could teleport into city. Went into randoms garage, put TV on and singled out a chap in a tank harassing anyone going to LSC. Left the apartment and started making my way there only to see he was just down the road now. He sees my blip and heads towards me, I throw a bunch of stickies on the floor and head down a driveway. He appears at the entrance and before a cannon shell was fired, he also died.
Tanks destroyed whilst on foot = 5 / 5
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MLG Sticky bomb pro.
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NSFW!!
Skip to about 40 seconds.
Skip to about 40 seconds.
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Last night there were three lads driving around just killing everyone they could...over and over. For some reason no one could get a shot off fast enough.
I was ontop of the construction site with a buzzard watching them rampage. As they drove off i quickly flew behind them and got off a lucky long range missile that blew them up.
I'd like to think this was the scene in their car a second before they realised i had let a missile go...
I was ontop of the construction site with a buzzard watching them rampage. As they drove off i quickly flew behind them and got off a lucky long range missile that blew them up.
I'd like to think this was the scene in their car a second before they realised i had let a missile go...
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Jim Carrey always gets me!
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Hackers are back. The other day I was going to pick up a crate by Cumash, and out of nowhere I get killed. I thought maybe it was a lucky kill by someone who was also after the crate, but it was someone driving a chromed police vehicle and had hidden his blip from radar. Not with Lester's doing because it was definitely longer than whatever Lester can do. I slipped into Passive mode and had gained some protection from boulders so he can't run me over, long enough to report him, and get a quick race or match to teleport away from that area.
...and then there's this
...and then there's this
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Infection mods are just ungodly annoying. The only way make them go away from your garage is to restart your system.
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I'm not shocked at all since it seems like Rockstar fixes what works and ignores what is broken (the notable exception being the money glitches). People have been clamoring for them to get rid of the modders for a while and they haven't really done anything with fixing that problem.
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Killing a guy by dropping a camper van(Journey?) on him via Cargobob.
The other day a couple friends and I were doing a mini Blista photoshoot at the airport Pay'n'Spray when this guy on a bike showed up. He idled for a minute next to us and we hoped he was friendly but surely enough then he threw a stickie. I managed to jump out of the blast range before he detonated it and gave the guy a friendly AK salute. We killed him a couple more times and went in the airport. My friends got in a Buzzard and I got a Cargobob and picked a camper van by the garage. It was a lucky shot more than anything anyway. Get camper van'd, m8!
The other day a couple friends and I were doing a mini Blista photoshoot at the airport Pay'n'Spray when this guy on a bike showed up. He idled for a minute next to us and we hoped he was friendly but surely enough then he threw a stickie. I managed to jump out of the blast range before he detonated it and gave the guy a friendly AK salute. We killed him a couple more times and went in the airport. My friends got in a Buzzard and I got a Cargobob and picked a camper van by the garage. It was a lucky shot more than anything anyway. Get camper van'd, m8!
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Me actually reaching a new Mental State level! (the second one)
Okay, I'm going.
Okay, I'm going.
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Brace for a mini wall, but now, I got a new adventure to tell. To put it simply, A friend of mine is very angry at a friend of his because her friends always cause problems in his private lobbies. I was with my friend, and we went to find a few other players in a private session. We found that they were in a Liberator war. That isn't a big deal, but my friend in a Sandking XL didn't want to be touched.
Enter the friend's friend. She was one of the three in the war, and along with her was a friend and her friend's uncle. The one guy hit the Sandking. This lead my friend to make a threat- "Stop hitting me. If you don't stop and get close to me, I'll blow you up." Well, the guy didn't take it seriously until later when my friend exploded his Liberator. This lead the guy's uncle to shoot an RPG at the Sandking which killed my friend as well as me (I was a passenger in the Sandking).
After the guy RPG killed us both, he bolted for the city where his nephew was waiting. My friend was seeking revenge, and I followed him and some other guy back into Downtown Los Santos. I wound up driving towards LSC since everyone else was there, and lo and behold, the guy that my friend blew up was trying to spray everyone down with a minigun. Now my friend, who was already livid, was going off on a tirade. The minigunner winds up going into the lot at LSC and tries to spray down everyone again. Unfortunately for him, he got himself trapped behind a car. This gave me a chance to exact revenge. I pulled out my Sniper Rifle and lined up a shot. I proceeded to nail him and a guy that got in my line of sight. Two kills with one bullet- not bad.
After I killed the guy who caused the problems, he, along with his uncle and the friend's friend, left the session. A few others followed suit, and my guess is that they went into their own session. Now my friend said that his friend will be on a short leash when it comes to who she is allowed to invite into his sessions.
And on a random side note with no relation to the story, I might be looking for a new crew shortly, but I won't know for sure until I see how badly a member my crew leader invited messes everything up.
Enter the friend's friend. She was one of the three in the war, and along with her was a friend and her friend's uncle. The one guy hit the Sandking. This lead my friend to make a threat- "Stop hitting me. If you don't stop and get close to me, I'll blow you up." Well, the guy didn't take it seriously until later when my friend exploded his Liberator. This lead the guy's uncle to shoot an RPG at the Sandking which killed my friend as well as me (I was a passenger in the Sandking).
After the guy RPG killed us both, he bolted for the city where his nephew was waiting. My friend was seeking revenge, and I followed him and some other guy back into Downtown Los Santos. I wound up driving towards LSC since everyone else was there, and lo and behold, the guy that my friend blew up was trying to spray everyone down with a minigun. Now my friend, who was already livid, was going off on a tirade. The minigunner winds up going into the lot at LSC and tries to spray down everyone again. Unfortunately for him, he got himself trapped behind a car. This gave me a chance to exact revenge. I pulled out my Sniper Rifle and lined up a shot. I proceeded to nail him and a guy that got in my line of sight. Two kills with one bullet- not bad.
After I killed the guy who caused the problems, he, along with his uncle and the friend's friend, left the session. A few others followed suit, and my guess is that they went into their own session. Now my friend said that his friend will be on a short leash when it comes to who she is allowed to invite into his sessions.
And on a random side note with no relation to the story, I might be looking for a new crew shortly, but I won't know for sure until I see how badly a member my crew leader invited messes everything up.
